people say funny things

alex mod: he/him neptune mod: it/its

[real-quotes-offical]

"I miss 'at'"

Hi everyone! We’re real-quotes-offical. We are a blog run by @neptuenery and @diabetic-theater-kid. We post actual things that we hear people say (or things we say ourselves) that sound very weird out of context.

We also have our asks open, so if you want to submit your own real quotes, we will post it on our blog!

[hey it's alex i'm writing this on the ides of march so yeah down with caesar]

[Last Update: 03/15/2026]

[homosexuality-offical]

do i sell my soul to you or @satan-offical in exchange for hormone replacement therapy

do me I’m gayer

[neptuenery]

@real-quotes-offical "do me i'm gayer"

[real-quotes-offical]

"do me I'm gayer"

[homosexuality-offical]

i’m bigger than John Lennon

[real-quotes-offical]

"i’m bigger than John Lennon"

[homosexuality-offical]

do i sell my soul to you or @satan-offical in exchange for hormone replacement therapy

do me I’m gayer

[neptuenery]

@real-quotes-offical "do me i'm gayer"

[real-quotes-offical]

"do me I'm gayer"

[peoplegettingkindamadatfood]

[real-quotes-offical]

"Give peas a chance!" "After what they did? Fuck them."

[neptuenery]

gender. it’s not good stuff is it

[real-quotes-offical]

"gender. it’s not good stuff is it"

[real-quotes-offical]

“That’s not simping, that’s discrimination!”

[aroace-ryland-grace]

for the grace disorder party: hes already got autism so lets give him acid reflux :D

ive had three endoscopies and they still don't know whats wrong with me

gastroesophageal reflux disease yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! we will make sure this man Cannot Eat in peace Ever

[neptuenery]

THAT'S WHAT I HAVE??? my life is a lie i just thought that i Couldnt Food

[diabetic-theater-kid]

"I just thought that I couldn't food."

This is going straight to the quote doc /ij

[real-quotes-offical]

"i just thought that i Couldn't Food"