CURSED CHILD.

They/it pronouns please! Apothiaroace minor. :3 Quasi-satellite of venus!

[real-zoozve]

Zoozve is neurodivergent as fuck(ADHD, autism, OCD(just like me fr)), and also just a little kid. Feel free to traumatize it.

[real-zoozve]

*takes the small bird away*

Oh…. :(

[doorman-official]

*throws @mercury-the-swift at you*

say hi the smol planet

Oh- small the anon says- uh hello there!

[mercury-the-swift]

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU?? AHHHHHHH-

*It tries to flap its wings that are fucking gone.*

[doorman-official]

damn- you’re loud

[mercury-the-swift]

BECAUSE YOU'RE PROBABLY A DEMON CHILD!

[doorman-official]

do i really look demonic? Guess I’ll blame that on Sir. But also who are you?

[mercury-the-swift]

IT'S NOT YOUR APPEARANCE, IT'S THE FACT THAT I GOT SENT TO YOU.

I'm Mercury.

[doorman-official]

well hello Mercury‚ I’m Doorman!

[mercury-the-swift]

Where are your parents?

[doorman-official]

Well‚ Sir is back home -which I’m walking to-.

he would’ve used his weird magic to bring me home but he swore to not use his magic anymore

[mercury-the-swift]

Is Sir your caretaker?

My only experience with children is being bitten by Venus', but like, I still think you shouldn't be without your parents or whatever.

[doorman-official]

Yeah, he has a name- but I’m not allowed to tell strangers.

I’m only out here because a stupid anon thought it would be funny

[mercury-the-swift]

Well uhm... good luck getting home.

[doorman-official]

well good luck to you too! Since we’re in the void

[mercury-the-swift]

WHAT.

[doorman-official]

….OH I FORGOT- most celestials can’t tell when the void begins…. Ah

[mercury-the-swift]

HOW THE FUCK DO I GET OUT OF HERE? AM I DOOMED??

[doorman-official]

uhhh I can lead you out!

[mercury-the-swift]

Like, genuinely?

[doorman-official]

I was fabricated here. Of course I can!

[mercury-the-swift]

OK then-

If you lead me to hell I'll uhh throw rocks at you or some shit.

[doorman-official]

pfft-

this isn’t even how you go to hell! Sir told me how to properly do so

[mercury-the-swift]

Just get me back to Sol's system already.

[doorman-official]

Alright Snippy‚ just follow me!

[mercury-the-swift]

Er, I have a name and it's MERCURY.

[doorman-official]

yeah‚ I know snippy

[mercury-the-swift]

Did "SIR" teach you anything about basic respect??

[doorman-official]

’mostly that you earn it!

[mercury-the-swift]

Respect is a right inherent to everyone. "Sir" is just ignorant to the fact that everyone deserves a degree of respect regardless of whether or not they've "earned" it.

[doorman-official]

*she seemed to smile at that‚ giving off a feeling of uncertainty *

You would’ve.e hated him when he sued magic then‚ and you would’ve despised The Other!

*Doorman started walking away then‚ stopping for Mercury to follow her*

[mercury-the-swift]

*Xe follows, crossing xyr arms.*

If he was with either Chaos or that weird gang of eldritch horrors then I most certainly did.

[doorman-official]

*she snickered‚ turning back towards the void*

If the name “Vitreous” rings a bell, or possible “the Iris” than your right on the nose!

[mercury-the-swift]

*The small wings on their head flared out in unison with their rapidly widening eyes.*

OH MY FUCKING GOD THAT DUDE.

At least it isn't Sclera but WHAT.

[doorman-official]

ehh multiversal bullshit‚ your mind couldn’t comprehend it

[mercury-the-swift]

ARE YOU INSULTING MY COGNITIVE ABILITY??

[doorman-official]

more like I wouldn’t want you head to e x p l o d e

[mercury-the-swift]

That's surprising.

[doorman-official]

well so is the concept of sentience but most people don’t really quetsion that

[mercury-the-swift]

I question it for several hours daily, actually! It used to make me fly into walls but now I can't fly! HAHAHAHAHHA FUCK YOU CHAOS.

[doorman-official]

Hm, anons eh?

[mercury-the-swift]

Nope! A SICK BITCH WHO KILLED MY FRIEND AND THEN CAME BACK TO RIP MY WINGS OFF.

[@doorman-official]

[doorman-official]

…Celestial hells… if I ever meet that celestial I’m having Sir attack the‚ for me

[mercury-the-swift]

Vitreous might fucking die and/or go through excruciating pain if he does, especially if he doesn't use any magic.

[doorman-official]

Sir’s backed up by an Elder‚ though he probably wouldnt care either way..

[mercury-the-swift]

I don't know what an elder is but Chaos is an absolute MONSTER.

[doorman-official]

death himself I believe!

[mercury-the-swift]

I'd honestly still bet my money on Chaos because she terrifies me.

[doorman-official]

I’m also pretty sure Chaos is technically my grand aunt?… Sicne she’s sister to Planet X who technically adopted Sir who adopted me- our family tree is confusing-

[mercury-the-swift]

Mother to planet X! Also that won't mean shit because X isn't her favourite.

[doorman-official]

ElderDAMN this is confusing‚ well‚ she can’t make it through the void though‚ it keep spitting her out near supernovaing stars

[mercury-the-swift]

It's good that you have a shield and don't have any risk of losing limbs and friends. I'd pay you for this but my money is nonexistent.

[doorman-official]

I mean if you just like make a house right here you’d just need to know where you’re going to get there- and the void doesn’t seem to hate you. But then again you do have attachments outside of this place I’ll assume

[mercury-the-swift]

Yeah I need to get back to Venus.

[doorman-official]

wait- Venus? An anon gave us their kids-

[mercury-the-swift]

WHAT? VENUS IS PROBABLY MURDERING WHOEVER HE THINKS TOOK THEM--

[doorman-official]

SHIT UHH‚ ILL BRING YOU TOO THEM THEN- FOLLOW ME!!!

*turns around and starts running*

[mercury-the-swift]

*Mercury sprints incredibly fast, struggling to not accidentally go ahead and lose xyr way in the void.*

[doorman-official]

THERE-

*she pointed at her house and coincidently Venus’s kids who were probably sitting outside as Vitreous was preparing himself to traverse the void*

[mercury-the-swift]

OH THANK THE STARS ARE YOU ALRIGHT? Did you get hurt? OH FUCK VITREOUS IS THERE-

[@beroe-moon-of-venus]

[real-zoozve]

I'm fine. Is dad fine? Can we go back?

[crystallizedmoon]

She has a emo corner 😞

[crystallizedmoon]

Emo Corner Bubble Friday

:3

[doorman-official]

*yeets @real-zoozve at you*

oh hey Zoozve! How’ve you been?

[real-zoozve]

EEK! Where's Beroe? Where am I?

[doorman-official]

I… don’t know…. But we’re in the void

[real-zoozve]

Take me back! Take me back!

[doorman-official]

that’s where I’m going! I know the way through the void like the back of my hands!

[real-zoozve]

OKK...

[doorman-official]

*yeets @real-zoozve at you*

oh hey Zoozve! How’ve you been?

[real-zoozve]

EEK! Where's Beroe? Where am I?

[doorman-official]

I… don’t know…. But we’re in the void

[real-zoozve]

Take me back! Take me back!

[doorman-official]

*yeets @real-zoozve at you*

oh hey Zoozve! How’ve you been?

[real-zoozve]

EEK! Where's Beroe? Where am I?

[real-zoozve]

I don't like this place. I want dad.

[real-zoozve]

Did they leave us?... It's been too long...

[doorman-official]

Do you have blood? And do you have anything for Beroe?

--@real-zoozve

I do have blood! And are you talking food—wize for Beroe?

[real-zoozve]

Yes.. I also uhm need the blood for uhm ffood. Not yyour's.

[doorman-official]

welp‚ we essentially have a cornucopia for a fridge so salons as you need something it should be there!

[real-zoozve]

Oh! Yay!

Hopefully dad doesn't get mad at you guys.

[doorman-official]

why would he?

[real-zoozve]

He could think you were trying to hurt us.

[doorman-official]

that’s a very true fact‚ I wouldn’t trust us heh

[real-zoozve]

*It grabs the nearest sharp object with its tail, which is just a toothpick.*

[doorman-official]

*she blinks‚ then comically has her eyes turn into anime-esc stars*

Holy Elders your tail is prehensile‽

[real-zoozve]

Hissssssss.

[doorman-official]

Do you have blood? And do you have anything for Beroe?

--@real-zoozve

I do have blood! And are you talking food—wize for Beroe?

[real-zoozve]

Yes.. I also uhm need the blood for uhm ffood. Not yyour's.

[doorman-official]

welp‚ we essentially have a cornucopia for a fridge so salons as you need something it should be there!

[real-zoozve]

Oh! Yay!

Hopefully dad doesn't get mad at you guys.

[doorman-official]

why would he?

[real-zoozve]

He could think you were trying to hurt us.

[doorman-official]

that’s a very true fact‚ I wouldn’t trust us heh

[real-zoozve]

*It grabs the nearest sharp object with its tail, which is just a toothpick.*

[doorman-official]

Do you have blood? And do you have anything for Beroe?

--@real-zoozve

I do have blood! And are you talking food—wize for Beroe?

[real-zoozve]

Yes.. I also uhm need the blood for uhm ffood. Not yyour's.

[doorman-official]

welp‚ we essentially have a cornucopia for a fridge so salons as you need something it should be there!

[real-zoozve]

Oh! Yay!

Hopefully dad doesn't get mad at you guys.

[doorman-official]

why would he?

[real-zoozve]

He could think you were trying to hurt us.

[doorman-official]

Do you have blood? And do you have anything for Beroe?

--@real-zoozve

I do have blood! And are you talking food—wize for Beroe?

[real-zoozve]

Yes.. I also uhm need the blood for uhm ffood. Not yyour's.

[doorman-official]

welp‚ we essentially have a cornucopia for a fridge so salons as you need something it should be there!

[real-zoozve]

Oh! Yay!

Hopefully dad doesn't get mad at you guys.

[doorman-official]

Do you have blood? And do you have anything for Beroe?

--@real-zoozve

I do have blood! And are you talking food—wize for Beroe?

[real-zoozve]

Yes.. I also uhm need the blood for uhm ffood. Not yyour's.

[beroe-moon-of-venus]

Beroe! Are you OK?

--@real-zoozve

Yes! Are you also ok?

[real-zoozve]

Yes. I'm just worried dad mostly.

[vitreous-officialy]

*throws @real-zoozve AND @beroe-moon-of-venus at you*

hehe i wanna see venus crash out >:)

….*eyebrow raise*

I have never even met Venus- the hell?

[real-zoozve]

*They sharply hiss and almost immediately start backing away.*

[vitreous-officialy]

kid- I don’t even know why you’re here but I’m not going to hurt you.

*glancing behind zoozve into the black expanse of the void*

I wouldn’t recommend running into there either

[real-zoozve]

Hissss... ttoo similar..

[vitreous-officialy]

”Similar?... I’ve never met you kid”

[real-zoozve]

Who aare you?

[vitreous-officialy]

“‘Names Vitreous‚ and you happen to be in the middle of the void now kid”

[real-zoozve]

Wwhat? What do you want?

[vitreous-officialy]

”’ta not have you die? Common sense?”

Or atleast not be responsible for you getting lost in the void and never making it out of there.”

[real-zoozve]

Really? Yyou're not gonna hurt us?

[vitreous-officialy]

”no‚ I don’t hurt kids‚ especially not in the presence of my own child.”

*the kid In question has made her way to the door*

[real-zoozve]

OK...

*They take a few more cautious steps backwards, staring intently at both Vitreous and the Kid.*

[vitreous-officialy]

”careful-“

*he slowly brings his angular left arm up, eyes twisted with caution*

“The void is not kind. This house is the only place where you won’t get lost. And think about it‚ would an anon put you in dire danger?-… don’t answer that actually-“

Either way, once you get lost not even anons can save you‚ “

[real-zoozve]

I'm not gonna leave Beroe! I just don't wanna be clossse!

*It hisses its words, becoming quite defensive.*

[vitreous-officialy]

*he walked backwards slowly‚ hands up *

“then you don’t have to be, I just don’t want you to freeze out here.”

[real-zoozve]

Wait... Where is Beroe? Did l you hurt them?

*This time Zoozve both hisses and shows it's surprisingly sharp teeth.*

[vitreous-officialy]

”your sibling went inside‚ they didn’t want to stand in the void kid. I don’t hurt celestial anymore.”

[real-zoozve]

*They instantly rush to the door.*

[vitreous-officialy]

*throws @real-zoozve AND @beroe-moon-of-venus at you*

hehe i wanna see venus crash out >:)

….*eyebrow raise*

I have never even met Venus- the hell?

[real-zoozve]

*They sharply hiss and almost immediately start backing away.*

[vitreous-officialy]

kid- I don’t even know why you’re here but I’m not going to hurt you.

*glancing behind zoozve into the black expanse of the void*

I wouldn’t recommend running into there either

[real-zoozve]

Hissss... ttoo similar..

[vitreous-officialy]

”Similar?... I’ve never met you kid”

[real-zoozve]

Who aare you?

[vitreous-officialy]

“‘Names Vitreous‚ and you happen to be in the middle of the void now kid”

[real-zoozve]

Wwhat? What do you want?

[vitreous-officialy]

”’ta not have you die? Common sense?”

Or atleast not be responsible for you getting lost in the void and never making it out of there.”

[real-zoozve]

Really? Yyou're not gonna hurt us?

[vitreous-officialy]

”no‚ I don’t hurt kids‚ especially not in the presence of my own child.”

*the kid In question has made her way to the door*

[real-zoozve]

OK...

*They take a few more cautious steps backwards, staring intently at both Vitreous and the Kid.*

[vitreous-officialy]

”careful-“

*he slowly brings his angular left arm up, eyes twisted with caution*

“The void is not kind. This house is the only place where you won’t get lost. And think about it‚ would an anon put you in dire danger?-… don’t answer that actually-“

Either way, once you get lost not even anons can save you‚ “

[real-zoozve]

I'm not gonna leave Beroe! I just don't wanna be clossse!

*It hisses its words, becoming quite defensive.*

[vitreous-officialy]

*he walked backwards slowly‚ hands up *

“then you don’t have to be, I just don’t want you to freeze out here.”

[real-zoozve]

Wait... Where is Beroe? Did l you hurt them?

*This time Zoozve both hisses and shows it's surprisingly sharp teeth.*