rotisserie shithead

• joey • 20 • she/her •

[realdumbass]

on this mbmbam live: justin takes a cyanide pill in front of 26,000 people

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NEW MBMBAM JUST DROPPED EPISODE 420

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everyday i wake up and travis has made another elmo npc

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not gonna say i’m freaking out bc my podcast app refused to update and i missed many many weeks of mcelroy content but it’s possible

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i forgot griffy was on paternity leave so when i went to listen to taz and mbmbam and found nothing i felt like a monarch ordering their jester to entertain them

[realdumbass]

mcelroys: griffin is on paternity leave

me: impossible. make me a podcast, clown

[realdumbass]

i forgot griffy was on paternity leave so when i went to listen to taz and mbmbam and found nothing i felt like a monarch ordering their jester to entertain them

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ditto

[realdumbass]

this isn’t really mcelroy related but i thought you guys would like my rainy day mothman

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oh!! here’s an image id for you guys who need it [id: a drawing of mothman in a thin purple micron pen. he is standing on a branch with his chest puffed out. he has bird-like feet and hands with lots of fur. he has two large moth wings with stripes. his eyes are in red micron pen, and he is looking forward. end id]

[realdumbass]

this isn’t really mcelroy related but i thought you guys would like my rainy day mothman

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hearing travis’s impression of woody caught me so off guard that i became a hazardous driver

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the extremely long clip of the brothers talking about horse emotions makes me deeply miss worldwide webster

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was listening to mbmbam in my car—i’m pretty sure that picture is not,,, the brothers

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one of my favorite things about mbmbam is justin reminding not only his brothers, but i dare say himself, in every single episode that it is, in fact,, an advice show

[violagray]

Griffin: The question was “if you could travel to Mars and eat snacks what would it be?”

Griffin: Justin’s answer was “I would kill and eat Dolly Parton”

Griffin: Travis’s is “I think I would have a 20 year long sexual arrangement with Matthew McConaughey in outer space”

[realdumbass]

i’m monky ,,,,,

[kimostv]

[ID: picture of a cartoon man on a bag of peanuts that looks frighteningly like griffin mcelroy. his body is a peeled, salted peanut. End ID]

Peanut Griffin™ ended up face up in the shopping bag and haunted me through the entire grocery store

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this user is pro new griffy intro