Real life Situation

Does this ever happened to you?

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Me to my grandpa: fuck you virgin

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Real station 96

Mo

Teen: yroh mom watch your mouth!

Mother: said nothing

Teen: Mother said nothing

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The fuck bitch

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Real station 96

Mo

Teen: yroh mom watch your mouth!

Mother: said nothing

Teen: Mother said nothing

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95

Man1: I love the fallout preorder 76, it goes in balls deep

Man2: that's right, I deep my balls into the bag each day

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Officer: Your last name, sir?

Person: Igor

Officer: First initial?

Person: N.

Officer:

Person:

Officer:

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To real life 93:

Guy 1: hey are you gonna finish your burger yes or no

Guy 2: Do you want my burger

Guy1: please give me if you want

Guy 2: you seem hungry, want a burger?

Guy 1: you can you give it

Guy 2: you had lunch? Wnat this to eat

Guy 1: if you font mind can I eat ut

Guy 2: looks like you want to eat this

Guy 1: punch you

Guy 2: oh yeah you suck.

Guy 1: give me it or die

Guy 2: you want it have it

Guy 1: ok thanks oh wait nooooo boo.m

Guy 2: that'll show you to mess with me ask a uestion

Guy 2: now let's go for dessert..

Guy 2: time to ride in style

Guy 2: seeys around

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Me: Prepares peppered flank steak served with eggs, noodles, and buttered asparagus

You: HOLY fuck..... ....bout to gout

[hobotoboggan]

New Numbers

Hello everyone, these are my new numbers, Ehm and Sibro. examples of use would be like Seventy-Ehm, or Sibroty-two. These numbers are in between 6 and 7.

THank you for looking at these new numbers. If I see anyone use my new numbers without my permission, I will locate your street address from your IP and find you.

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Boss: hey I need a summary on our upcoming project next season, will you have a draft ready for me by Friday?

Me: AEGIS REFLECTOR 119 HIT COMBO

Boss: +246

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Me: HOLY SHIT! IT IS SANTA CLAUS THE BOY

Santa: j>>>///////////////////💆

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Fake ask: you are amazing where did it all began?

Person answering their own ask: Here's my Sod Cloud profile. Scroll down to the very bottom, and discover my memory.................

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does anyoner have an ableton live 9 keygen

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SITUATION

You: sometimes... ...raceism go both ways..... ..sometumes black people not nice to white people.... ....OOOOUUGHHHH [Starts pissing cockroaches]

Me: wow. Woodenstein.

[ryu1964-deactivated20200806]

Me In Bed with my Existant Super Epic Girlfriend who Loves KOF and SNK (Not Attack On Titan because that’s Stupid) And I Have Boner

Me: I am Rock Howard right Now

My Girlfriend who is a KOF Fan and also Loves fighting and FPS Games: That is So Hot

Me: I Am Going to blow a Power Gaysar

My Girlfriend who is a KOF Fan and also Loves fighting and FPS Games:  Haha you say Gay

Me: Haha

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Employer: Are you gonna stay there or are you gonna leave?

Me: I’ve got balls of steel

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Real SITUATION

Criminal 1: God I love crime Criminal 2 [loads gun]: hell yeah I can't wait to hurt people

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84

Sophomore student looking at his phone during lecture: ah shit I need to respond "cursed post" on this slimetony post so that I can be his friend online

Teacher: bnbn harambe XD