Me to my grandpa: fuck you virgin
todays bird
Jules of Nature
One Nice Bug Per Day
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Cosimo Galluzzi
cherry valley forever
Sweet Seals For You, Always
KIROKAZE
occasionally subtle
Show & Tell
Three Goblin Art
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Not today Justin
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@realifesiations
Me to my grandpa: fuck you virgin
Real station 96
Mo
Teen: yroh mom watch your mouth!
Mother: said nothing
Teen: Mother said nothing
The fuck bitch
Real station 96
Mo
Teen: yroh mom watch your mouth!
Mother: said nothing
Teen: Mother said nothing
95
Man1: I love the fallout preorder 76, it goes in balls deep
Man2: that's right, I deep my balls into the bag each day
Officer: Your last name, sir?
Person: Igor
Officer: First initial?
Person: N.
Officer:
Person:
Officer:
To real life 93:
Guy 1: hey are you gonna finish your burger yes or no
Guy 2: Do you want my burger
Guy1: please give me if you want
Guy 2: you seem hungry, want a burger?
Guy 1: you can you give it
Guy 2: you had lunch? Wnat this to eat
Guy 1: if you font mind can I eat ut
Guy 2: looks like you want to eat this
Guy 1: punch you
Guy 2: oh yeah you suck.
Guy 1: give me it or die
Guy 2: you want it have it
Guy 1: ok thanks oh wait nooooo boo.m
Guy 2: that'll show you to mess with me ask a uestion
Guy 2: now let's go for dessert..
Guy 2: time to ride in style
Guy 2: seeys around
Me: Prepares peppered flank steak served with eggs, noodles, and buttered asparagus
You: HOLY fuck..... ....bout to gout
New Numbers
Hello everyone, these are my new numbers, Ehm and Sibro. examples of use would be like Seventy-Ehm, or Sibroty-two. These numbers are in between 6 and 7.
THank you for looking at these new numbers. If I see anyone use my new numbers without my permission, I will locate your street address from your IP and find you.
Boss: hey I need a summary on our upcoming project next season, will you have a draft ready for me by Friday?
Me: AEGIS REFLECTOR 119 HIT COMBO
Boss: +246
Me: HOLY SHIT! IT IS SANTA CLAUS THE BOY
Santa: j>>>///////////////////💆
Fake ask: you are amazing where did it all began?
Person answering their own ask: Here's my Sod Cloud profile. Scroll down to the very bottom, and discover my memory.................
does anyoner have an ableton live 9 keygen
SITUATION
You: sometimes... ...raceism go both ways..... ..sometumes black people not nice to white people.... ....OOOOUUGHHHH [Starts pissing cockroaches]
Me: wow. Woodenstein.
Me In Bed with my Existant Super Epic Girlfriend who Loves KOF and SNK (Not Attack On Titan because that’s Stupid) And I Have Boner
Me: I am Rock Howard right Now
My Girlfriend who is a KOF Fan and also Loves fighting and FPS Games: That is So Hot
Me: I Am Going to blow a Power Gaysar
My Girlfriend who is a KOF Fan and also Loves fighting and FPS Games: Haha you say Gay
Me: Haha
Employer: Are you gonna stay there or are you gonna leave?
Me: I’ve got balls of steel
Real SITUATION
Criminal 1: God I love crime Criminal 2 [loads gun]: hell yeah I can't wait to hurt people
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Sophomore student looking at his phone during lecture: ah shit I need to respond "cursed post" on this slimetony post so that I can be his friend online
Teacher: bnbn harambe XD