Now you see me... Now you don't

26 years old A clown (They/Them)

[howdoirespondtothatman]

thinking about carl grimes

[funnytwittertweets]

[funnytwittertweets]

[funnytwittertweets]

[herssian]

why do you charge money for your art

big fan of eating

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was eating a sandwich that was so good that I accidentally ate my hand and half of my arm as well because I was that hungry.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was walking around Disney World but it was really empty/not busy and I was holding a little field mouse the entire time, I feel bad bc I never asked him his name because like what if HE was Mickey.

[joekeeryrealgirlfriend]

“eddie should be back in s5!” i say into the mic. the crowd boos. i begin to walk off the stage in shame. “no, she’s right!” i hear a voice in the back say. the lights come on. it’s metallica.

[aeaeaexxzd]

he means so much to me

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Shrek and The Witcher turned out to be based on the same source material and were part of some shared extended universe.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Enemies to lovers slow burn 300k words

[rose-with-thorns-on-the-internet]

Who is Jaskier, if not a human Donkey

[boghermit]

Vampires when they sip on your blood and catch extra strength Tylenol, at least two psychiatric meds, two cups of coffee, weed, and microplastics 

[debris-hime]

a comic about a worm on a string

[nostalgicsneeze]

they’re both big crybabies but Steve won’t show it in public…😉💞🤧

[remmickz]

Daryl: we're good friends right

Rick: No

Daryl:

Daryl: w-what?

Rick: we're brothers for life

Daryl: that was fucking terryfing

[sosaysdean]

they just don’t assassinate mfs like they used to

[byl3rr]

“what if will gets vecna’d” “what if joyce gets vecna’d” bro what if everyone gets vecna’d and they’re all up in the sky like this

[hotroadkill]

rain kisses

(bonus: jonathan & argyle)