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[adpismylife]

‘I see you walking to me..’

[beyonce-knowles]

“My greatest memory was taking Harrison Ford to a Nigerian restaurant in South East London. And this guy comes up to him and says ‘Are you Harrison Ford?’ and Harrison Ford goes ‘I used to be.’”

[harklesparkle]

[marvelsdefenders]

[j-umpthefence-deactivated202206]

I’m a piece of shit.

[jessicahenwicks-deactivated2018]

yearbook superlatives: (requested by @visionwanda) jessica jones: cutest couple  • jessica jones + trish walker

But you’ve never loved anyone. You’re not even capable of it. With one exception. You’d do anything to protect her, wouldn’t you? 

[jessicajonesgifs]

Some cases just won’t let you go.

[blacksails2017]

Jessica Jones + text posts

[theambiguoushero]

At first I was like nooooooooo

But then I was like yoooooooooo

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when you finally lose your shit with someone and start violently vauging about them

[lastwordbeforetheend]

I understand that your family has a Meat Day? A holiday where you celebrate meat?

“[Laughs] Where did you… is this on the internet?  Instead of Christmas -this is maybe 15 years ago- nobody had any money in my family and we were like, ‘let’s just get together and have a potluck and we’ll bring everyone together.’ And it was like, yeah, but ONLY MEAT! Only meat at the potluck! And then all these other rules evolved, like… anyone could come but they have to bring a dish made of meat. And you have to invite all your past relationships, right, so everyone you’ve ever been in a relationship with. It’s, like, a day of forgiveness. It’s like Yom Kippur… but with meat.“

[jesterlesbian]

Elizabeth Schuyler Hamilton (died November 9, 1854)

And when my time is up, have I done enough? Will they tell my story?

[princesconsuela]

[mybodywakesup]

One Tree Hill → It’s the oldest story in the world. One day you’re seventeen and planning for someday, and then quietly and without you ever really noticing, someday is today, and then someday is yesterday, and this is your life.

[halles-comet]

God bless the USA.

[streetdogmillionaires]

When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.

A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States. (via streetdogmillionaires)