youre dope

Allie. 17. Chicago. gotta lot of love for andy samberg and others. "On these New York streets I honed my fake rap penmanship, that’s how it began, and that’s how Imma finish it." var ref = (''+document.referrer+''); document.write('

[agikasirdogal]

napok

[livsyx]

[skyliath-blog]

Daughter tells her Dad he’s going to be a Grandpa [x]

[falenstar78]

When he says “really” ;’)

[bitt3rfruit]

Never leave this un-reblogged

[cumberbuddy]

What a dear human being he is. 

[rossana]

[mermaidsandcats29]

OMG YAY!

[metalburger-deactivated20130705]

I took a shit in my grandma’s cat’s litterbox when I was like 13 and my whole family was wilding out trying to figure out why the cat took such a huge dump. Then they took her to the vet and we found out she has feline HIV so in a way, I helped her.

[tsarcasm-deactivated20180922]

this story was wild from start to finish

[andrewbelami]

That’s a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keeping it 25796323689432 feet away from me?

[pendejx-deactivated20200323]

25796323689432 feet you say?

[severalbadpunslater]

this is literally my favorite post on tumblr

[awesomevines]

[blanket8989898-deactivated20150]

I wish I could live inside this 5 seconds for the rest of my life

[babygoatsandfriends]

[anarchopuppy]

It’s 11:30 pm and I need raw cookie dough like I need air in my lungs.

[anarchopuppy]

I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna drive to Wal-Mart at midnight in my pajamas and buy a roll of cookie dough because I’m an adult with my own money who gets to make his own decisions.

[anarchopuppy]

Yes.

Hell yes.

Hell.

Fucking.

Yes.

[charlieismyqueen-deactivated201]

When kids ask me what its like to be an adult, I will show them this post. Thank you. 

[leavethemathforpidge]

wtf america why do you sell raw cookie dough

[the-kevin-aesthetic]

So you can bake cookies?????

[grantairefanclub-remade]

[bayoubastard-deactivated2022121]

whats better than this

[sharingneedles]

im laughing so fucking hard my mom just texted me telling me to shut up

[pruningthisbranch-deactivated20]

why does everyone care about being mature for their age like maybe i fucking like drinking from juice boxes and eating my popcorn like a fucking lizard fight me about it

[tastefullyoffensive]

[yocalio]

[micdotcom]

[dmardsanddaisies]

This. Fucking this.