get the fuck out

[mistressmalfoy]

[officialdankestmemes]

Lyrics: “Cocaine ruin your brain (ay), please don’t do cocaine (ay), cocaine ruin ruin your brain (what), please don’t do cocaine (ay)”

[the-pigeon-king]

This sounds like a man on cocaine

[ardnale]

Fammmm

[deadblogstopfollowingthis]

The one dude headbanging in support has me in tears

[love-personal]

[realisticsatan]

[realisticsatan]

im too broke for a wig so all you're gettin is the face today henny

[gyarados]

You’re welcome

[lady-gorthaur]

This is the most useful thing I’ve ever reblogged.

[danwasonfireonce]

i used to think when people said my cousin twice removed that their cousin must’ve did some fucked up shit to get kicked out of the family twice

[xbulletandakiss]

@shadesofsarcasm

[mxnrique]

“Taylor Swift couldn’t go to the Women’s March because she’s too famo-”

[vasmemeas]

please let’s not forget

[coffeepotsmokin-deactivated2018]

Fuck Taylor swift

[skankheaux-deactivated20240330]

who?

[kant-deactivated20190908]

[ruinedchildhood]

[sluttydilf-deactivated20160731]

[100493503004422]

I had a bad day but then I watched 5 hours of television and absorbed the personalities & problems of television characters so I am doing good now

[theedemaruh]

*seductively flips leg hair* 

[dreamico]

its 5am

[gunsounds-deactivated20170824]

How do you know if a man values you

You wouldn’t even be questioning it

[snorlaxatives]

happy annoy squidward day

[nerdyteaparty]

[chchchcheckitouttt]

Actually, Annoy Squidward Day is January 15th. Although the calendar doesn’t have the month written on it, if you continue to watch the episode, they’re competing for January’s Employee of the Month.

[cutegirlonline-deactivated20181]

i love the spongebob fandom

[usrimajor-deactivated20240130]

for upcoming protests: DON’T talk to the press unless you’re leadership/ you have spoken to organizers beforehand. if you’re not leadership, tell press to talk to leadership.

press will edit and twist your words against you.

[usrimajor-deactivated20240130]

Y”ALL i’m not trying to stifle u, but talking to the press IS A SKILL that requires TRAINING. you have to have a mission statement.  like. 

JUST COMMUNICATE TO THE ORGANIZERS ABOUT WHAT TO SAY TO PRESS. and chill out. 

[stability]

my sister is becoming a child psychologist and she asked one of her clients, a 10 year old girl, to draw how she felt before they started therapy on the inside of a bowl, and how she felt now on the outside of the bowl.  On the inside of the bowl she drew a plain tree stump, but on the outside she drew a full tree with flowers blooming through it and a beautiful garden all the way around the bowl and that just makes me so happy