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me [searching the beach with my child]: sorry honey, doesn't look like there's any sand dollars left
child: can't the ocean just make more of them?
me: and cause inflation? destroy the sand economy? jesus christ Tiffany, use your head
just like malware is short for “malicious software”, delaware is short for “delicious software”
People keep saying that Detective Pikachu is going to have the obligatory almost-swear-but-cut-away-last-second joke, and it almost certainly is going to do that
But I can’t stop thinking about the fact that the movie IS PG-13
Meaning they can get away with saying fuck once and keep it PG-13
#LetPikachuSayFuck
do i deserve back pain at this age
it’s wild sliding back into depression when you’re self aware from being through it before because your brain starts telling you all these mean things and you’re just like “wow we’re doing this again huh”
+ Bonus:
i refuse to let this video die
Lmaooooo
NOTHING is funnier to me than the fact that Dumbledore literally designed the PERFECT protection for the Philosopher’s Stone but still let the McGonagall enchant a giant chess set and Snape make a Legend of Zelda puzzle purely for the DRAMA of it all. And y'all say Dumbledore wasn’t ever visibly gay.
Dumbledore when Snape and McGonagall came to him with their suggestions, knowing FULL WELL how unnecessary they were:
Flitwick, approaching nervously: Dumbledore, I heard that Snape and McGonagall are helping, and I’d like to design a – Dumbledore: – a room filled with enchanted keys. Flitwick: – a room filled with enchanted keys! Dumbledore:
Sprout: how about a room full of devils snare?
Dumbledore:
Hagrid: I also happen to have this three headed dog that I-well it’s not important where it came from, but he could help guard the stone too maybe?
Dumbledore:
this is so sad alexa kill your ceo
Friendly reminder not to remove knives from stab wounds
What if I’m ready to immediately cauterize the wound?
oh that’s fine then
Good luck cauterizing an internal arterial hemorrhage.
Discourse in the stab wound fandom
yall need to stop making posts like “if someone replies 13 mins late i reply 13 mins late as revenge” and “if a friend doesnt text back within 2 minutes i will kms” like this unhealthy guilt trippy shit is… not ok. ppl have lives outside of you, including your friends and s/o. pulling this shit is gonna give ppl an actual reason to not wanna talk to u. pls be normal
and inb4 someones like We Cant All Be Neurotypical Karen im not nt and having a mental illness is not an excuse to be manipulative
What a legend
Language of Appeasement by Dr. Dafina-Lazarus Stewart
As someone who headcanons Harry Potter to be of Indian descent it pleases me to think that his name is actually Hari, and that Aunt Petunia just Anglicized it because foreigners.
According to the interwebs, ‘Hari’ is a Sanskrit name meaning… Lion.
So yeah. Hari the mixed race savior of the Wizarding World.
Brown Hindu person here:
Hari is actually another name for Vishnu one of the three main gods in Hinduism. His job is protection. And he often comes down to Earth in different forms to save the world when the balance of good and evil is slipping.
Hari Puther, incarnation of Vishnu, protector of fucking everyone.
This is beautiful, and gives the whole thing new context. I love it.
I’m Indian and my last name is very similar to Potter, so I love it.
