jared

this is Jared, i am walking

[urboymutual]

your not a mutual to me... youare my brother

[hellygf]

[blanketforcas]

[realjaredpwalking]

#noregrets #sayyestocyberbullying 😊

[cockworkangels]

do not fall for his treacherous tricks (misha collins posting blue and green hearts)

[cockworkangels]

[realjaredpwalking]

I am not him 🤣

[johncas]

i am my own woman grandma, i can make my own choices about who i date 😡😡😡

i can tolerate anyone but not sauskecrit 😡. loving sasuke has been in our family for generations, you should not go against our ancestors 😡😡😡. why don't you date that nice man jared instead?? i know he likes you

[realjaredpwalking]

exactly, tree. i know how to treat you right, not like that weirdo sasukecrit 😜😜

[caskarass-archived]

i just know i’m right about jrpad honestly

this is a story in five acts

[realjaredpwalking]

delete this

[casmybelovedass]

that anon was actually jared

Mr Jarmpit Padlicker did you ever put on a cheap blond wig, pretended you had bow legs, got donw on your knees and sucked off supernatural creator Eric Kripke? @realjaredpwalking

[realjaredpwalking]

Yes. Twice actually.

[transjess]

jared basically already came out here

[realjaredpwalking]

I’m a proud bisexual 😊🇨🇴🇨🇴🇨🇴🇨🇴

[realjaredpwalking]

Don’t worry guys, I will always be bisexual 🙏🇨🇴

[spnblrships]

@realjaredpwalking and @bobbypala

@realjaredpwalking @bobbypala

[realjaredpwalking]

ah yes my love @bobbypala 😘😘😘😘

[divorcegirl-deactivated20220819]

OMG 😳😳😳. Mr. Padalecki 😳😳😳 I thought you were gone forever 😳😳

[realjaredpwalking]

i’m always in your heart my brother i mean my one and only one peace on love 😘😘

[urboymutual]

gay asses

[girlblocker]

get back in the volcano

[girlblocker]

[divorcegirl-deactivated20220819]

NOoooooo Jules im sorry this was a mistake take me back 😢

[girlblocker]

hmm. ok

[realjaredpwalking]

can i at least be your third?

[spnblrships]

@realjaredpwalking @realjensenackles

enemies4enemies

@realjaredpwalking @realjensenackles

[realjaredpwalking]

no!!!

[spnblrships]

@realjaredpwalking and @bobbypala

@realjaredpwalking @bobbypala

[realjaredpwalking]

ah yes my love @bobbypala 😘😘😘😘

[divorcegirl-deactivated20220819]

OMG 😳😳😳. Mr. Padalecki 😳😳😳 I thought you were gone forever 😳😳

[realjaredpwalking]

i’m always in your heart my brother i mean my one and only one peace on love 😘😘

[spnblrships]

@realjaredpwalking and @bobbypala

@realjaredpwalking @bobbypala

[realjaredpwalking]

ah yes my love @bobbypala 😘😘😘😘

[bijoharvelle]

so proud of my best bro misha for his bravery in living his truth. don't forget to use code #BISEXUAL for 50% off MANTRA

[realjaredpwalking]

actually its 69% off 😊😊 so proud of misha! BI RIGHTS !!! 🇨🇴🇨🇴🇨🇴🇨🇴

[urboymutual]

anon im in a relationship already :(

[urboymutual]

WITH @realjaredpwalking

[realjaredpwalking]

i accept

[hellygf]

i Ship you with @realjaredpwalking

🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

[realjaredpwalking]

i accept

[urboymutual]

[realjaredpwalking]

hah! glad to know i’m your favourite!

[divorcegirl-deactivated20220819]

Jared waddles in from the ocean, looking around for something. Not something... someone. "Misha. Are you out there," He calls out in search of his boy bestie/costar/best friend/secret crush. He frowns not getting a reply. "I thought I told him to meet me here... so I can show him who I really am."

( Okay ur turn 😻 btw jareds half mermaid)

Misha turns towards the water, hearing his name.

“Oh sorry J-Man,” Misha looks apologetic, “i was busy munching on a snack i found.” Misha continues munching on his ice, trying to remain cool (HA!) in front of his coworker? bff? future bf 😳? “Did you need something?”

[urboymutual]

Jared smiled at Misha. He was such a cutie pie. “Just need you…” He murmured under his breath. “I mean! I just had something to show you, king.” Jared told him. “I don’t want to interrupt your snack but I’ve come to know you for 13 years (Idk how long theyve known each other im not gonna look it up) and I feel like I can show you parts of me I can’t show others.” Jared hoped this would go well. When he told Jensen about being a mermaid, he had tried to shot him with a gun. 

[divorcegirl-deactivated20220819]

Misha looks into Jared’s hazel orbs with a sensitive loving smirk. “Of course, my snack–I mean! you can interrupt my snack at any time.” Misha gave him a loving and tender look, sensually, yet subtly, stroking his long beautiful back. “Let me just get off my ride, and join you.”

[urboymutual]

Jared looked down with a shy smile. “Okay Mish.” He was purring deep in his chest because Misha stroked his back. (BTW Mermaids purr) “I’m going to get ready for you- I mean get ready to show you my secret.” He didn’t mean for the first part of his sentence to sound like that, and he began to blush bright red. Waddling back to the water, he begin to transform into a mermaid.

[divorcegirl-deactivated20220819]

Misha shyly retracts his hand as Jared slips away from him, but not without first coping a feel, causing Jared turn a pretty tomato red. Misha smirks in response. Oh the last time he felt this alive was when he had stuck that nerd’s face down the toilet in high school. He looks at Jared waddling into the water with a smile. He knows whatever his future love wants to show him will be great. Suddenly, Misha’s nostrils started to flare and he could smell something fishy in the air. Looking at Jared, he can see a big fish tail near the front of his body! Overwhelmed with protectiveness over his love, he leaps into the shallow water and grabs Jared to yank him out of the water and away from that-that demon! Misha turns towards Jared with a smile. “Hey J-Man, hope you’re okay, you’re welcome btw, need some mouth to mouth?” he asks, his mouth already puckered, only to see…. that Jared was the fish?!!?

[urboymutual]

“Yes Mish… Its me… im a mermaid.” Jared told him, his tail flopping in the water in happiness. “I don’t need any mouth to mouth but…” He shyly tucked a stray hair of his behind his ear. “I wouldn’t kissing you.” He gayily batted his eyelashes at the beautiful Misha. Oh, how Jared had been drawn to Misha’s eyes as blue as the ocean he grew up in. And those lips! They were like two beautiful pink fish. “If you’ll still have me that is.” Jared whispered, his tail flopping sadly in the water. He hoped things would work out between them. He wanted to be Jared Collins.

[divorcegirl-deactivated20220819]

Misha rubs at his eyes in disbelief. His Jared, his best friend, the love of his life, the (hopefully!!) future father of his children, is a mermaid! Misha stares and stares at Jared’s tail, not bothering to hide his surprise, and… his lust. Misha walks up to Jared in the water, not letting Jared hide himself away in shame. “You’re beautiful,” he says to him, smirking in love when he saw that Jared was turning red. “In fact, I have my own secret to tell you.” Misha took a few steps backwards and willed his transformation to occur. “You see Jared, I’m part fish myself, I was always so scared that you would hate me, but now I see that you understand completely what it’s like.” Misha could see that Jared had opened his mouth to speak, but he shushes him gently, he still had something to say. “Jared, will you do me the honour turning my half fish into a full fish? Will you marry me?” He leaned in, hoping for that kiss he was promised.