Part Time Writer, Full time Fantasist

Writer, Mental Escape Artist.

[everythingfox]

Ferret sees snow for the first time

(via)

[dilfosaur]

i realized this was also lost in the fall of the CH website so

since it’s That Time of Year again, i’m just gonna bring back my Every Christmas TV Rom-Com comic

[lifewithoutcosette-deactivated2]

How the fuck was this a children’s television character?!?

[samanthasbarkss]

this always cheers me up.

[mysharona1987]

I don’t know who played Mr Blobby here.

But that guy deserved a Best Actor in a Comedy Emmy Award here.   

He is hysterical. 

[mysharona1987]

Jack still being so suspicious.

[taragrimface]

what is this.

[gammywank]

an anxiety attack

[mad-march-hares-tea-party-deact]

He gone

Bonus:

[slumberblues]

Jack: no fear

Mr Blobby: J̡̼̓̓ͮ͑ͩͭ̇͞A̧̬̙̹̝̻̼ͯ̑͆̉̿C̯̬̯̬̤̻̦̞̎̐̈̏́͗̀̐͘Kͭ҉̹̼̭̹̻͢

Jack: one fear

[paintchipsfromthewall]

if you haven’t seen this.

[bears-are-trans]

Be blessed

[eeeeeeeeeeeek]

mr. blobby’s got me WRECKED

[sufferingenby]

“Apologies jack; Mr Blobby”

“/oh fuck/”

[darkanddeadlyrp]

SITE

Guidebook

JCINK PREMIUM | R RATED | NO WORD COUNT London. Present day.

Monsters are real. Get used to it. It’s been twenty years since the British Government came forward with the announcement that Vampires, and various other supernatural critters existed and granted vampires, the same rights as humans. It’s been 15 years since the government passed the Lycanthropy Disease Prevention bill, disallowing equal rights for were-creatures (under the guise of environmental health and human health care) and creating further hatred toward them. Not much has changed. London never sleeps. The central hub within the UK for all things supernatural, it is home to one of the largest Vampire Clutches in the world. An active bustling city, with only one downfall. It has the highest rate of missing persons in the world. So, come and visit London. You may get eaten… or vanish. Be sure to send your loved ones a post card.

Opened October 2019

We are a modern fantasy Jcink Premium site set in london with an r rating.

Soft profile app

No word count.

All about the plots!

We offer both a light and dark skin.

Active Discord Chat!

[valkyrierhodes]

In my culture, death is not the end. It’s more of a stepping off point. You reach out with both hands to Bast and Sekhmet, they lead you into the green veld where you can run forever.

[slavery]

[macbethz]

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

[seananmcguire]

BURN BAGEL BURN

[gothiccharmschool]

OH WHY NOT?

[harukami]

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

[acabosetotal]

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

[token-white-friend]

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

[noodle-dragon]

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

[blackcatgodess]

I got a job offer after reblogging the bagel. Believe in the bagel!

[anayely420]

🙏🏼

[sonsfantasies]

Worth a try lol

[theblizzardsix]

i could use some good news or even a good girl 

[pantspooplover]

Go lil bagle! Show me your power!

[itaachiyama-moved]

Okii then!

[blastlight]

THIS IS THE FIRST THING ON MY BLOG

I GOT ASKED OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME AFTER I REBLOGGED IT

[cuappatea-deactivated20200216]

wait but whats happening with the bagel tho

[dukemz]

It’s burning, as is everything I’ve hoped for whenever I’ve reblogged a post like this

[gone-dw-abt-it-deactivated20260]

I just kinda wanna watch something burn?

[dukemz]

Mood

[rip-paramour]

You guys didn’t listen when I said Bagels hold an ancient and wonderous power.

[teathattast]

Bagel time

[castielismyhusband2266]

I need this

[dwintu]

do it

[robinswraith]

I’m at an all time low I need this

[magnus-chase-rights]

ok sure

[soulful-guy-deactivated20251026]

no loss in trying. so here wo go

[skeleton-deactivated694225]

😌👀

[anxietyfilledvoidfrog]

Its bagel time. I believe in you bagel. 🥯

[aleijaiiiii]

Ok so.

Last time I reblogged this, I was complaining to my mum how I never got to go on walks alone. Then, she legit said to me, “well why don’t you go down to *censored*?” Which she’d never let me do before. I had three hours. In a place half an hour from home. It works.

[thatonepanperson-deactivated202]

I need all the luck i can get

[spiderways-a-vampire]

(*-*)

[literallylmm]

Uhhhh worth a try

[batpeggy21]

I doubt it will work but….

[marsieonlife]

i dont lose anything trying…

[diya-a510-deactivated20200919]

BAGEL

[marsieonlife]

again, YES?!

[marsieonlife]

OK SO I DID THIS ON THE MORNING AND GUESS WHAT HAPPENED AT SCHOOL? 

TWO TESTS WERE CANCELLED!

NO HOMEWORK!!

WE HAD A BREAK OF 30 MINUTES (we normally have a break of 5-10 min)

AND MY CRUSH ASKED ME TO WORK ON A PROJECT WITH HIM!!!

I don’t know how you do it bagel, but you’re awesome!

[sleepy-sho]

Bagel time

[nucleariguana]

guys the more you add text to your reblogs the more time it takes to reblog, therefore stealing our good news

[chelecooke]

No one should have to fight this fight. This fight should not exist. But you are fighting, and I see you. I support you. I love you. #Blackouttuesday #theshowmustbepaused #blacklivesmatter #raiseblackvoices https://www.instagram.com/p/CA7xU1CAA8P/?igshid=1klp3kzj8ezbd

[chelecooke]

Dead and Buryd is free on Amazon for 5 days, and it’s reached number 47 in the free books in Science Fiction. Let’s see if we can get it a bit higher. Www.amazon.com/dp/B00FLVRWYU or link in profile. . . #authors #authorsofinstagram #indieauthor #author #books #writersofinstagram #bookstagram #writing #writer #book #authorlife #writingcommunity #writerslife #amwriting #reading #creativity #writersofig #selfpub #authorslife #authorsofig #writerscommunity #booklover #amazon #publishing #kindle #bookworm #indieauthor #amreading #bookaddict #ilovebooks #booksofinsta https://www.instagram.com/p/CAaEmP9g7ue/?igshid=1dj0tud4rj4jq

[chelecooke]

I made a friend on the tube this morning. I wasn’t even paying attention and then a load of people are smirking at me and nodding down to my feet where I note my new friend resting on my boot. #dogsofthetube #dogsontheunderground #londonlife https://www.instagram.com/p/B8y2aCVAMI4/?igshid=10a1vrrrih1xl

[chelecooke]

After the cinema with friends to see Emma, came to friends house to find the best teapot and mug ever! #nerdlife #hamilton #starwars #geekdom https://www.instagram.com/p/B8oXBbSA39B/?igshid=opjmi5hrxlr3

[chelecooke]

These prints of my book covers arrived last week. Now to figure out how to display them. #authorsofinstagram #bookcovers https://www.instagram.com/p/B8WmNBzgO0V/?igshid=1sjbjhvtx66ao

[chelecooke]

One of our Australian colleagues had never heard of Red Dwarf. So we educated her on one of the most important phrases. #everybodysdeaddave #reddwarf #uktv #scificomedy https://www.instagram.com/p/B7lvxMpAxDa/?igshid=18ns9ppp9bgt2

[chelecooke]

Plotting is going well. #amwriting #writingcommunity #indieauthor https://www.instagram.com/p/B7W1rdEgQU1/?igshid=fq4rrfnkks5o

[chelecooke]

Mullen wine contraption with a cone of sugar, soaked in rum, and set on fire. As it turns out, many of our Christmas traditions involve soaking things in alcohol and then setting them on fire. Who’d a thunk? #christmas #mulledwine https://www.instagram.com/p/B6iXIrKgDBp/?igshid=9qldibtkvgyd

[chelecooke]

Tonight I saw &Juliet, which was funny and entertaining and full of joy. Well worth seeing. #theatre #westend #london #andjuliet https://www.instagram.com/p/B6O0wZuArEz/?igshid=1ovacp5mgdstc

[chelecooke]

Our office Christmas party was a murder mystery. It was a lot of fun and involved a lot of bad puns. Our team game joint first. :) #murdermystery #officeparty #christmasparty #nightout https://www.instagram.com/p/B6B1aiGgTji/?igshid=1rlqugkmlbqf0

[anexperimentallife]

The director of cybersecurity from the Electronic Freedom Foundation is offering to help women who have been threatened with compromise of their devices.

[littlewitchlingrowan]

I better see EVERYBODY reblogging this