daily real quotes from the hit dnd podcast "Just Roll With It"

all ownership and credit to the just roll with it podcast members of course!!!! I'm taking submissions! Please include who the quote is by, as well as the campaign name and episode number if possible please!

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welcome to daily real jrwi quotes!

i've wanted to run a gimmick blog for a while now, and while theres a lot of incorrect quote blogs, i haven't seen one dedicated to the batshit insane things they say on this hit dnd podcast show.

feel free to submit quotes!! - on or off anon - across all of their campaigns/one shots! (including patreon only, and pre-2021 campaigns) - please mention who the quote(s) is/are said by - the campaign name - episode title - if possible, a timestamp would be amazing. an image too, if you're feeling fun (these aren't required) - if you submit off anon, you will be credited unless otherwise specified

-if you are wanting to submit a quote from a rolled episode, please DM me instead.

if i make an error in terms of crediting correctly, or anything really please (kindly) let me know! (also, i won't be hyperlinking patreon only episodes, just ones available on youtube).

i'm using the queue function, and currently posts will go up 7:00am AEST/9:00pm UTC/3:00pm EST (I might adjust this later)

i hope you enjoy! :D

last updated 28/2/24

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day 164

Lightspeed: Hello? William: Hey, Vyncent drowned. Lightspeed: What? Wait who is this? William: And Dakota’s at the bottom of the ocean.

Prime Defenders Season 2 Episode 15: The Sovereign 5 - 1:16:14 submitted by @snalll

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day 163

Charlie: And then I try and do a backflip, like into the water, but instead of the water I’m going to go to space.

Prime Defenders Season 2 Episode 15: The Sovereign 5 - 1:09:50 submitted by @snalll

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day 162

Grizzly: Penguins are not birds. Bizly: Yes, they are. Condi: They’re flightless birds. Charlie: What do you mean penguins aren’t birds? Condi: They’re flightless. They’re just flightless birds. Charlie: No, no one say anything. What do you mean, “penguins aren’t birds”?

The Suckening #13: Breaking Dawn - 1:25:08 submitted by @semidecentpoet

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day 161

Jay: Chip, shut the fuck your mouth.

Riptide #87: Swimming in Circles - 2:00:46 submitted by @dimichuu

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day 160

Bizly: Oh yeah, Mario, that is a nice dong.

Agents of P.I.S.S. (Spy One-Shot) submitted by @hot-sauce-giver

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day 159

Chip: Give me my balls back in canon PLEASE!

Riptide #18: Striking a Chord - 1:17:06 submitted by anon

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you good man

this isn’t like. an impatience thing I am actually kind of concerned

hi anon! apologies for making you concerned, and thank you for checking in!

I’m okay, I’ve got quite a bit going on irl at the moment and I haven’t had the headspace for this, and I kept meaning to jump on a make a post explaining I was going to do some sort of pause but never quite got there.

For multiple reasons, I’m going to switch the format from daily quotes to (I’m not actually sure what the term is for what I’m going to start doing). Basically quotes will still go up at the same time they currently do thanks to the queue function, but it unfortunately won’t be everyday. This blog literally would not have lasted as long as it has without all of you filling my inbox (especially you. You know who you are (tysm)), but yeah where I used to fill in days with no submissions with quotes I’ve found myself, it’ll just be user submissions. I still love jrwi, I’m also just not as interested as I used to be, but I want to keep running this blog! I’m just reassessing how exactly I run it

thanks again anon for checking in :)

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day 158

Condi: I don’t think my mind ever really explored the possibilities of potentially getting to the point where we’d be reading gay smut together— Charlie: In character, for a mechanical boost. Condi [despaired]: For a mechanical boost.

Riptide #113: Dark Puckered Hole submitted by @hot-sauce-giver

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day 157

Gillion: I try putting it [a mirror] in my mouth. Grizzly: Your what.

Riptide #68 Part 2: The Greatest Form of Flattery submmitted by @starsinoursystem

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day 156

Goblin: Please, I have a family! Gillion: So does everyone. [Gillion attacks/kicks the shit out of the Goblin]

Riptide #26: First Blood submitted by anon

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day 155

William: Is it hot in here or am I in an active volcano?

Prime Defenders Season 2 Episode 29: Chaos Style - 29:20 submitted by @snalll

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day 154

Lizzie: All I wanna know is what navy would be doing here on outlaw soil. Y'know, where the law's supposed to stay out. Jay: Well, I'm entering the tournament tomorrow. So you better kill me now if you wanna chance.

Riptide #29: The Paramount Tournament - 5:00 submitted by @snalll

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day 153

Gillion: Hi, yes, can I get the BTS meal?

Riptide #29: The Paramount Tournament - 1:40 submitted by @snalll

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day 152

Chip: Who needs an ocean….who needs a lake… who needs a pond… when you have… Gillion: A fucking Puddle. Charlie[laughing]: And I start giving birth??

Riptide #98: Til The End submitted by @blackraspberrywhiskey

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day 151

Dakota: I'm going to pee all over the desk!

Prime Defenders Season 1 Episode 1: The New Generation - 48:35 submitted by @snalll

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day 150

Vyncent: Look, I don't trust that mascot, he looks sinister. I think I'm gonna hunt for some rats instead and eat those. William: You don't like the little ha- wait, what?

Prime Defenders Season 1 Episode 2: Island of Amalgam - 21:20 submitted by @snalll