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[reallyagentyork]

agdsjfgsadjhfgaksjd Love your blog. :D York is the best.

lol thank you! i agree, York is the best (;

i don’t get on much anymore but every now and then i come back here, haha. thanks for the message!

[briannaefraser]

when all you want is for your favorite character to be happy but all they get to be is dead

[fuckyouroosterteethproductions]

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

god i love being part of the internet’s most monetarily worthless user base. i love going to bed knowing that at least one social media site isn’t making shit off my presence.

[tropicalhomestead]

Math time:

$1.1 billion paid by Verizon

Minus the purported $3 million buyout

Divided by numbers of unique users (380 million in August 2019)

You, personally, cost Verizon $2.89 USD

[cattorneyatlaw]

Hey @verizon

[gaygent420-blog]

Tex: North, where’s York?

North: Doing stupid stuff

Tex: Then where’s Carolina?

North: Trying to stop York from doing stupid stuff

Tex: So where is Wash?

North: Stopping Carolina from stopping York from doing stupid stuff

Tex: If they’re all doing that, then why are you here and not with them?

North: I’m supposed to keep you distracted so you can’t stop Wash from stopping Carolina from stopping York from doing stupid stuff

[reallyagentyork]

do people still follow this blog?

i need to start following people again. i’ve been radio-silent for a while.

also i’m way behind and haven’t seen any of this season of rvb so i should get on that, too...

[rt-ah-fahc]

I was going through my twitter and found this gem

[submarinefleet]

Canon Facts

Tucker is black.

Tucker is hot (”metrosexual good looks”) but has a shit personality, and that’s why he can’t pick up chicks.

Tucker has gone through a lot of positive character development and has a less shit personality now.

There is no evidence that Tucker hates his first name. Just that he’s disappointed in Church for not remembering it.

Tucker is either superhumanly insightful, or lies about knowing things in order to seem cool.

Tucker is a really great dad who loves his son a lot.

Tucker is a nerd.

Tucker has low self-esteem and will do dumb shit for approval.

Tucker is a badass who’s really coming into his own.

Bow chicka bow wow.

[reallyagentyork]

Hi I just queued like half your blog so ty for being awesome

aaaahhh, thank youuuu for being awesome (: i haven’t been on in a while and i was thinking about deleting, so thank you for the message!

[bleepbloop-caboose-deactivated2]

this was funnier when i was making it

[reasons-wash-isnt-sleeping]

Please imagine the last panel in the highest, screechiest Wash scream possible

[caboose-pancakes]

Let York, Washington and the A-hole award winner Felix show you how its done. Enjoy!

[andthesearemymonsters-blog]

On a quest to find this actual song

[reallyagentyork]

it’s Cody Carson of Set it Off’s cover of Talk Dirty and it’s on YouTube (:

[titan-mom]

I feel like Mr. “Use the fucking comms” Sirus would get along great with North “Set your goddamn trackers” Dakota.

They’re both purple and snipey. it’s great. Best pals.

Now give me a chorus AU where North is alive instead of Wash and it fucks up Felix and Locus especially because bad at hiding emotions.

[drakesoldier]

These two would’ve been the best dad friends pair around and if neither of the mercs 404’d at seeing North then Siris needs to be a ghost ready to kick their asses

[titan-mom]

Purple men forcing teammates to work together since 2000 whenever.

[drakesoldier]

Purple team of Siris, North, South, Grey and Doc pls

[titan-mom]

This is it. We can now choose to be neither Red nor Blue. We can be team V. Violet.

R. V. B.

Team Violet.

[ronamov]

Behold the funniest mugging of Gavin in Achievement Hunter history

[lukkakiri]

I don’t fuckin’ know

[robozinhoveado]

Conceptually the funniest possibility from “Call” is that Felix heard Lozano call him a “stupid rat-faced shit” and supposedly interpreted that as proof of Lozano knowing what he looks like

[jonrisingerisverygay]

Do you ever just mutter ‘Risingwood’ and laugh to yourself a lil.

It’s just such a great name. we

[sleepwalk-living]

jeremy, about geoff and his vacuum cleaner girlfriend: they’re both straight. it’s a female vacuum cleaner

geoff, quietly and sort of disbelieving: i don’t know if its female.

(conversation flows unrelated)

geoff, considering the idea some more. like, really focusing: i don’t even know that i’m straight- im just too old and tired to try new things

me: