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cornmonarcharts

a friend showed me a cute animation of ralsei with beans so i had to draw kris and susie's reactions

kris handles it fine

but, uh. susie

dw she apologized and settled on punching him instead (affectionately)

(this is intended to be read as platonic, but im also chill with it being seen as romantic! :3)

vexday

I was a normal high school boy but now for some reason I'm a magical girl?????????????????

my beautiful boy Phaethon he is so awesome <3

Is it worth at least TRYING to post my art here ?? ILL DO IT ANYWAY LOOK FORWARD TO ART SOON

#artsoon #crazycrazyart

smallpwbbles

Tenna doodles! I wish I had even 1% of Tobys ability to create charming characters that accidentally become tumblr sexymen

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a lovely creecher

clown ferret

Baron von Bellycose from Dragon Quest VII (I don't think this one is actually to your taste the name is just good)

okay but like, his ass fat is out, like, visibly getting squished over the waistband, idk i think he's kinda hot he's like fat and owning it. tummy literally being squished by suspenders like you can't tell me this guy isn't fat on purpose and also gay

cyellolemon

Dragon Quest V have been one of my favorite games ever since i'm a kid and uh. You have to choose among 3 girls your wife and have kids with her but the thing is that i want the mc to marry his more or less childhood friend Harry, and if you make him trans it can be 100% coherent with the scenario. So here we are

lylahammar

the only man ever award

blossompencil

Imagine this..

Having monster roommates isn't as romantic or dramatic as novels make it.

Your werewolf roommate is constantly using the lint roller to keep their fur off everything. The vampire roommate has already joked about 'vacuuming the source'.

Currently, there is a blanket trade negotiation because the naga roommate has the best blankets. You are bribbing them with whereabouts to vampire roommate's stash of blood candies and other sweets.

It's a chaotic but amusing apartment as at the end of the day, no matter what, everyone comes to the living room for dinner to watch the sitcom that makes everyone guess who ends up with who at the end.

kitbunnyroo

ok yes monster fucking but also, monster loving? monster affections?? having to find a way to kiss werewolf boyfriend without getting fur in your mouth, finding a way to fit your mouth to a muzzle or between a pair of tusks, adapting to a colder/warmer environment cause you married a monster that lives in those temperatures or making a visiting schedule and looking forward to when you meet them or they meet you, cuddling on a couch all wrapped up in naga boyfriend's coiled tail and he's enjoying the warmth of your skin against his scales. braiding centaur boyfriend's mane/hair while you laze about after a hard day of work. putting dampeners(?) on the sharp ends of minotaur husband's horns to prevent them from poking someone's eye out. poltergeist admirer having your much looked forward to left overs already warmed up for you when you get home. <33

YES octopuses have arms not tentacles. HOWEVER. As a massive octopus fan i think that's stupid because when anyone says arm you dont think 'long limb prehensile limb with suction cups' you think of a god damned ARM !! That's why I just call them tentacles because, while scientifically correct and accurate, calling them arms is STUPID !!