TWD, Cegan, & General Nonsense

Prompts! Edits! Stuff! Things! Carl is 18+ in all of my posts! (I'm over eighteen, and you should be too). Discord is MediocreSiteName222 || AO3 || Youtube

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Intro 🤠💖

I’m Tee, I’m in my twenties, and my main ship was Cegan from TWD for a long time (I’m still writing Cegan on AO3 but have moved onto other fandoms on Tumblr). I’ve written many fics and prompts, and made a few video edits. Links in bio.

My fics are entertaining, violent, smutty, or some combination, but they won’t break your heart because I don’t do serious stuff well 😂 so if you’re in need of a pick-me-up or needlessly detailed backstories, my fics might be for you. There’s usually nothing morally or legally wrong with the Cegan in my fics (everyone’s legal, there’s no power dynamics etc; it would be unconventional but fine in real life) but occasionally I do surprise myself with the most reprehensible, unforgivable stonker of a storyline/situation, so always read the tags!

Prompts! My prompts can be specific but if you’re tempted to fill one, feel free to use as much or as little of the prompt as you’d like. My ideas tend to run away with me and *every single detail* ends up in the prompt 😂

Minor policy: DNI.

Discourse policy: not interested. Do people still use the phrase ‘miss me with that shit’?

It’s important that Carl (and everyone involved in my ships) is usually 18+ but always 17+. I’m a proshipper so I’m fine coexisting with people who write him/like it when he’s younger, but I don’t interact with content like that, nor would I defend it. However I also won’t yell at them through a keyboard (again, proshipper and also just… generally apathetic). The actor’s age matters, not the canonical character’s.

I’ve probably never linked this here but I have a secondary AO3 account which I use for fics I’m not proud of/didn’t put effort into/wrote a long time ago. It’s fittingly called TheFicDustbin and ironically features the best logo I’ve ever made.

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Sexually inexperienced Negan/slut Carl

Eighteen-year-old Negan kills his terrible stepdad to protect his mum. Perhaps stepdad’s relatives arrive during the fight and Negan kills them too in a fit of rage, thus attracting an almost thirty year prison sentence from a judge who hates him. Anyway he’s got some major internalised homophobia despite being *super* bisexual and absolutely refuses to be ‘gay for the stay’ in prison.

He comes out of prison mid-forties, either a virgin or sexually inexperienced, completely resolved to never sleeping with a man.

Carl comes along, a bit of a slut bless him, out and proud, and allows Negan to be his roommate while he’s navigating life on the outside. It starts off fine, but Negan is always silently judging Carl. Then while getting to know Carl, he starts to develop feelings for him that he doesn’t want to acknowledge, so he’s either kinda mean to Carl or he completely avoids him. He sometimes hears Carl and his various conquests through the bedroom wall and gets curious, then hates himself for it, but Carl’s gay and he’s not so bad so Negan hates himself for hating himself for getting curious.

Months pass, Negan is too busy with the only job that would hire him to think about dating or even hooking up. Negan finally allows himself to accept his own feelings for Carl. The boy’s flirting is getting obvious and Negan can’t help but just… fall into it. Negan hasn’t kissed anyone in decades, and Carl seems to realise this immediately because he has to teach him how to kiss, and shortly after, how to fuck.

Negan gets over the internalised homophobia and embraces being with another dude, but soon he has the “FUCK I COULDA BEEN DOING THIS FOR TWO AND A HALF DECADES IN PRISON BUT I WAS TOO GODDAMN STUBBORN” moment 😂

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Anyone know if there’s a version of Travelin’ without the road noise or the twin speaking in the background? I appreciate and share his enthusiasm but would love to listen to it with just Sammie’s voice & guitar.

I’ve searched far and wide and found nothing so I have a feeling such a thing doesn’t exist but it’s worth a try 😫

[neon-travesty]

I would not have survived in Sinners because if any of these fine ass men asked me to let them inside or come outside and join them I would have done so without thinking twice about it

[crickets-lovely-place]

I've been having SUCH a good time in the Sinners tag, reading so much interesting and insightful meta!

So here's my contribution—spoilers ahead.

The thing I can't stop thinking about is the horror *after* Sinners. Like something truly goddamn awful happened in this community and nobody knows!!! Like 50-60 people just DISAPPEARED overnight and everyone else just has to pick up the pieces???

Sammie knows, but he can't tell anyone. They probably know he knows something, but like...... there's just no explanation. No wonder he runs away to Chicago. Yes, blues is his dream but ALSO how could you stay home after that?

Maybe they think the Klan crashed the party and killed everyone? Since the next day someone will find Smoke and all those white Klan corpses there. But WHERE is Stack. Smoke and Stack are always together. And WHERE are the fifty+ other people who were at the party last night! There's absolutely no trace of them. It's mind boggling and mystifying and upsetting.

Grace and Bo never go home to Lisa. Annie will surely be missed by all the people who counted on her, for magic and food and being there. Cornbread doesn't go home to Therise and their baby on the way. Delta Slim was a staple in the community and he's just gone. Pearline and Mary both don't go back to their husbands. And repeat that over and over and over for everyone who was there and there's NO CLUE for where they could have gone.

What a traumatic thing to rip through this community. It's horrible. And I can't stop thinking about it.

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I’ve never been so delighted to be wrong…

I just watched Sinners and absolutely loved it. The soundtrack is to die for 🧛 after adding it to my fave films list, I did a little check on AO3 to see if there were any fics for it (hoping to read about Sammie’s life directly after the events of the film; he’s not getting over that in a hurry lmao. Also I need more of Remmick being unhinged). I assumed there wouldn’t be many, maybe eighty at the most because TV shows and film series tend to get more fics than individual films…

BOY WAS I WRONG!

Almost 2000 fics! Again, delighted! 📚

Side note: there’s something about vampires, man. Why are they so hot in almost every piece of media? Vampirism turns sixes into tens. Anyway. Remmick, Bo and Stack as vampires will live rent free in my head for, well, eternity I guess.

Another side note: can we talk about Lisa for a second?? She might never get answers about why her parents went to a blues night and never returned! I hope Sammie visited her from Chicago to explain what happened (or give her a non-vampire explanation so she doesn’t think he’s crazy).

[razzbberyl]

the funniest thing ever just happened to me

[razzbberyl]

im changing my name purely bc i don’t like it and we just told my family like a month ago. i haven’t been home since then but today i got back and my (extremely country) uncle gives me a pat on the back and goes “so i hear you’re my nephew now. proud of you, son” and i have to very gently say i am so so happy to hear that but i am still his niece just with a cooler name. and he throws his hat down on the table and goes “no! but ive been practicing!” so now he is calling me his nephew for fun

IM NOT A WOMAN I AM ANY/ALL GENDERQUEER

[sadmortician]

Not bad, the feeling of imperfection

[reallygreatblogname222]

Honestly, half the characters’ problems in Manifest could be solved with a well-organised Discord server. Ben convinces the passengers who get callings to make a Discord account and join the invite-only Flight 828 Passenger server.

They could have channels for individual callings; when someone gets a calling, they make a new channel and whoever else shared the calling can join. Once the calling is solved, write up everything that happened in a detailed message for posterity and transparency, then make the channel read-only.

And of course there’d be a few permanent channels for general chatting, grief for their lost years, complaints about their situation, memes etc. TJ knows how Discord works so Ben puts him in charge of managing the server.

I want to see Saanvi sharing memes containing five-syllable medical terminology that no one understands but she thinks is hilarious.

I want to see Mikaela with her head in her hands because passengers won’t stop admitting to calling-related breaking and entering and other crimes they shouldn’t be confessing in the presence of an NYPD detective.

I want to see Eagan trolling people and Ben trying to use his mod powers to mute him but realising he can’t because Eagan is good at solving callings and they need him. Eagan knows this and pushes Ben’s limits.

I want to see Cal Rickrolling every single person in the server.

I want to see Adrian trying to recruit people for his church and Eagan creating a custom fly swat emoji to stop him in his tracks. Almost every time Adrian messages, he’s met with a hundred fly swat emojis, or something similar.

I want to see passengers promoting their businesses and bands, recommending random films and podcasts, having technical difficulties, treating the server like a dating app, and using the wrong channels to talk about irrelevant things.

Ben would lose his mind a bit but clear communication between the passengers could have made things go much smoother!

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Enid wearing a little tank top and booty shorts and packing her stuff to move into her college house-share. Her family is out of town so she’s home alone!

Negan the construction worker seeing her through the window as he works on the neighbour’s house. He fucks up some brickwork or something because he can’t tear his eyes away from her.

Negan knocking on Enid’s door after his shift (or even better, he ‘feels ill and has to go home’ but instead pops next door) and saying he couldn’t help but notice she was having trouble taking her flatpack wardrobe down.

Enid’s knees going weak and her face heating up as soon as she sees him, and quickly accepting his offer of help… then rewarding him for it after 😉

Negan, knowing his colleagues are opportunists and will absolutely stop doing their job in order to watch, has the good sense to close the curtains before he and Enid ‘dismantle her bed’. His colleagues can’t see anything but they certainly hear it!

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We love we stan we adore. Someone get Chandler this shirt lmao

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As soon as Jack finds out that Samira is leaving, he starts planning her farewell party. It’s at his house even though he despises parties, and the entire Pitt crew is invited - nay, ordered - to come.

But even with half of their co-workers and friends around, he doesn’t get distracted by other conversations. He barely hosts because he’s focused on her, and doesn’t leave her side. Their first kiss, alone in the hallway, happens so naturally that it feels like they’ve done it thousands of times.

Jack teases her all night, taking every opportunity to make her crave him with fleeting touches, suggestive words, and glances that make her heart flutter. Samira wants to sneak off to his bedroom during the party, but he makes her wait until everyone’s gone so he can take his time with her.

[mas0ch1st1cbaby]

Yaoi

[reallygreatblogname222]

We should create an international ‘let the Stone family live in peace and not have to face their mortal doom every five seconds’ day and we should celebrate it 365 days per year 😌

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I’m not overjoyed with Eagan’s choices (3x12) but - and I say this with a dreamy sigh - he’s hot and funny so am I really that mad? (The answer is yes, yes I am 😂 but it’s okay because I’ve heard tell of a redemption arc 🤞)

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Another thirst post for my series 💕 as much as I hate Angelina, she’s exceptionally cute. I would make one for Ben but he’s actually a little TOO hot so his post would have a million pictures and I simply don’t have that kind of time <3

Anywho: Holly Taylor, everyone: