Really Gross Food Fantasy Thoughts

        A blog for kinky, dark, taboo, or otherwise weird thoughts about Food Fantasy. Submit your own or send an ask! This blog contains adult content, proceed at your own risk. Everything on this blog is purely fictional Adult Fantasy, and should be consumed responsibly. Every post will be tagged with the blog name for the ease of blacklisting. Please block this blog if it makes you uncomfortable. All characters discussed on this blog are adults.

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Vodka could step on me and I'd say thanks, also, consider, getting drunk off eating her out

We all want the pretty ladies to do the stepping action 💖💖

The deeper you go, the more drunk you get 👀💦🍾

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Hbbfjscxbjeid I bet the tofu twins would have a dominance battle in bed each time and it's rough fucking all the way

Ohoho~ you bet, anon 👀💦.

The beds they use are in grave danger every time.

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Oh wow you're alive?

Kept you waiting, huh?

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Lamb Chops fucking Croissant in Croissant's office in the Holy See, with the thrill of anyone can just open the door and see the frigging angel-like pope get railed :)

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And Croissant loves every second of it.

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whiskey has praise kink. blobster is a tiddy man. spaghetti is a pervert and he constantly imagines fucking ma. i don't make the rules.

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So I guess you can say Milk's favorite song during heats is WAP aaAAAAH- (Shitposts are allowed right? Sorry if they're not)

Asdsdhsjhjasj It sure is xDDD

(And yes, shitposts are allowed <3)

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I want yellow wine to verbally degrade me while I deep throat him...

Gods, you are so valid, anon!

“A person like you shouldn’t even be allowed to touch me, you better be grateful!”

“How can someone suck this much at sucking? You’re so useless!”

…And then he’s going to be really nice to you afterwards :D

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Mapo Tofu must be pretty good at fisting, huh…

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… She definitely is, but the burn of chilis is healthy to take into account ww.

Btw, the Sichuan peppers used in Mapo Tofu (if I’ve understood correctly) make your mouth numb… does it also numb the mucosa down there? If it does, it would be very interesting indeed...

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I love how my first ask on any blog is a nsfw blog and one for fucking FOOD I've accepted my place my hell 😂 Anyway, Black Tea would lowkey top Sweet Tofu. I don't particularly like that ship in a romantic way prefer more platonic but I mean she would and I'm here for it. Also, Bottom Pudding agenda here too-

Welcome to the dark side xD

Ooooh, platonic topping! I can see Sweet Tofu letting almost anyone top him lol, but Black Tea would be kind of special, because she’s just so good at it. I imagine they would keep it pretty light and casual.

And yes… Pudding definitely needs some break from his responsibilities from time to time~

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It is good to know you are back and doing fine while on hiatus 🥰

Thank you so much! <333 I hope you’re doing fine too, anon!

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Mapo Tofu must be pretty good at fisting, huh…

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Yknow i’ve always wondered what fantasies oyster’s hiding under that defensive exterior of his 🤔🤔👀👀👀👀 got any ideas

Oyster is definitely, definitely into being held down so he can’t move or fight back. And bondage.  I imagine he could also have a praise kink. ;3

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Which food souls do you think would make ahegao faces? 👀👀👀👀👀

”Any and every one of them if they get it hard enough ;3c” would be my boring go-to answer, BUT for some reason, Fruit Tart immediately popped into my mind fffffff.

-Black Truffle, absolutely.

-Bibimbap looks like she’d make an ahegao face super easily fufu

-Awamori, hahah

-Mashed Potatoes (getting smashed again huehuehue)

-Definitely Wakame

-Beer!!!

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BM and BP finally get their grubby mitts on Pretzel, but instead of just killing him, they do their damned best to break him first. Black Pudding drugs him and gives him deep injuries via medical supplies, while Bloody Mary is just stroking Pretzel's cock and telling him how horrible he is.

Even through the drug-induced haze, Pretzel feels extremely humiliated and terrified that he is getting hard and wet. What Black Pudding and Bloody Mary don’t mention him, though, is that they’re giving him some aphrodisiacs in the mix, too. Pretzel is not going to be broken so easily, though, Black Pudding and Bloody Mary are going to have lots and lots of fun…

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There's no way Bloody Mary's wearing anything under that robe of his.

Haha, yeah no. He’s as naked as he was the day he was born xD. Hmmm… could he be an exhibitionist, too? lol

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Glad to see you're doing okay. I was getting worried about you.

Anon, you are so sweet, I’m tearing up! Thank you for the nice ask! ; w ;

I hope you and everyone will have a nice, or at least an okay autumn. Let’s all take extra good care of ourselves <3<3<3

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Hmm, what are your thoughts on Salty Tofu’s crazy circus skin? It’s really a shame they changed it because of the complaints

I was very confused because I hadn’t heard anything about any changes on his skin, and I had to play a detective for an hour, so that I can now, too, be outraged by hOW THEY ROBBED HIM OF HIS BULGE, HOW DARE?!!!?!

Tbh, I was too busy staring at Salty’s Extremely Handsome Face, so it was really difficult to notice the change even when I had the different pictures :’DD.

So yeah anyway, bulge or not, I really like that skin. Shame I don’t have Salty yet *soooob* ; w;