The Gospel According to Katie Couric

And the Lord spake unto her, and he did say: "Katie, thou harlot, begone from my sight." And verily she fled.

[reallykatiecouric]

I've deactivated Facebook (if you're one of the like twelve people here who know me irl) and so I have a feeling I'll be lurking around here as I detox from the heavy concept of detaching from something I've been unhealthily connected to for over a decade now

And what does it say about me that I still need some kind of place to shout into the void about Things? And what does it say about me that I'm fully aware that this is exactly the sort of Thing I would never talk about on my Facebook in this day and age for fear of it being too public a venue?

And why do we as online beings ascribe to the parry-and-thrust that follows when one adds mere acquaintances and discovers they like absolutely nothing coming from the other's mouth?

[reallykatiecouric]

What, this old thing?

[neontalk]

Winter is coming. Knitting inspiration. ”Wit Knits” 1985🇬🇧 George Hostler and Gyles Brandreth.

[reallykatiecouric]

s/o to that one ex who was unfortunately a mere five month blip on the radar of my fever-dream mid-twenties but who retrospectively was probably the most stable and real chance of a “R"elationship i’ve ever seen up to and including my four year long-runner

[reallykatiecouric]

update:

[reallykatiecouric]

The great Tumblr purge ruined so many good blogs and yet I still get new follows every day from porn spammers. What gives man

[gayerluke]

security question: what was the last name of your first grade teacher?

my first grade teacher hacking my bank account: i’m in

[wolfvalkyrie-blog]

why is this so fucking funny 

[gayerluke]

it’s a joke

[punlovsin]

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[especially]

[reallykatiecouric]

so, darling, if you should feel you're lonely tonight

[thescreenwitch]

Elizabeth Montgomery in hit tv show, Bewitched, the episode titled ‘A Most Unusual Wood Nymph’, Season 3. 1966

[reallykatiecouric]

But like WHY do lady porn bots follow me

What list did an anxious gay design enthusiast end up on to earn this

[reallykatiecouric]

where were you when you paid $0 for in rainbows

[reallykatiecouric]

all my very best friends know i got like a 2 business day turnaround on replying to texts

[toonarmyist]

[roman-sunshine]

Beetles compromise 25% of all animal species. That means 1 in 4 animals is probably a beetle. Is it you? Is it your best friend? How can you be sure?

[official-canadianjesus]

Ringo could be living in your backyard without you even knowing

[melonmemes]

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