"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

Andulka
Cosmic Funnies

pixel skylines
DEAR READER

Product Placement

PR's Tumblrdome
trying on a metaphor
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Show & Tell

@theartofmadeline
Fai_Ryy
cherry valley forever
occasionally subtle
Xuebing Du

izzy's playlists!

Origami Around
Sade Olutola

oozey mess
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@reallyrandomthingsinmylife
Player’s Guide: New Trinkets!
A Leather Mask depicting the visage of a Goblin.
The Sword of an Assassin slain in their sleep.
An Empty Scroll Case.
A Letter from the Church of Kelemvor which you refuse to open.
A Document requesting for the Death or Capture of a Loved One.
A Document declaring you the Sole Owner of your Relative’s Business.
A Calendar noting the Months and Days of the Current Year.
A Letter from a Member of the Local Nobility inviting you to dinner.
A Scale Model Replica of a Volcano.
A tattered Warbanner from the Fallen Empire of King Hirdall.
An Ivory Plaque bearing an image of a Throne surrounded by Stars.
A Puzzle Box crafted in Glass, which contains a Broken Clockwork Spider.
A Silk Handkerchief which smells of strange incense.
A single Silk Glove with an Arcane Symbol in the palm.
A Small Iron Pyramid inscribed with an impossible riddle.
A Sheet of thin Metal, with Arcane Symbols etched in with Acid.
A Drinking Horn carved to look like a Floating Genie.
A Small decorative Banner from a Bard’s Performance.
A Solid Glass Sphere with the inside depicting a diorama of an exotic landscape.
A Leather-bound Book of strange pressed Flowers.
A Quill Pen crafted from the Feather of a Pegasus.
A Wooden Bowl carved with Five Draconic Faces.
A Lock of Fairy Hair tied in a tight knot.
A Tiny Hourglass hanging from a Leather Cord.
A Gnarled Wooden Walking Stick with a narrow secret compartment.
The Left-handed Glove of a Noble, thrown to initiate a Duel which you won.
A Noble’s Handkerchief, which you stole during an act of flirting.
The Board Card of an Inn you found when you were lost on the Road and desperate for a Meal.
A fluorescent yellow Snail Shell.
A Small Bottle of Antlerstock Ale which you deem too expensive to just open and drink.
An Ancient Book filled with text of an Unknown Language.
A Bronze Figurine of a Crocodile with eight legs.
A loosely-bound folio filled with strange riddles.
A Wooden Figurine which looks just like you.
A raunchy and risque short novel telling the story of a Drow Priestess.
A copper collar inscribed with a strange prophecy.
A Bronze Cube engraved with Elven Faces.
A Small Iron Box lined with Lead.
An Empty Wooden Box which rattles when shaken.
A Lock of White Hair preserved in Glass,
A Small Brass Cage filled with Tiny Humanoid Skulls.
A Herb-filled Smell-Bag.
A Broken Hand Mirror, the cracks spelling out the initials of a Loved One.
A Folded Piece of Parchment which names you the Heir to a vast debt.
A Miniature Bear carved from Obsidian.
A Small Strip of Cloth that turns Invisible when you speak your Full Name.
An Imp’s Tongue floating in a Bottle of clear red fluid.
A Sack of Spices and Herbs that only grow near your Home Town.
A Skeleton Key crafted from Sapphire.
The Signet Ring of a Local Crimelord.
Player’s Guide: New Trinkets!
A Leather Mask depicting the visage of a Goblin.
The Sword of an Assassin slain in their sleep.
An Empty Scroll Case.
A Letter from the Church of Kelemvor which you refuse to open.
A Document requesting for the Death or Capture of a Loved One.
A Document declaring you the Sole Owner of your Relative’s Business.
A Calendar noting the Months and Days of the Current Year.
A Letter from a Member of the Local Nobility inviting you to dinner.
A Scale Model Replica of a Volcano.
A tattered Warbanner from the Fallen Empire of King Hirdall.
An Ivory Plaque bearing an image of a Throne surrounded by Stars.
A Puzzle Box crafted in Glass, which contains a Broken Clockwork Spider.
A Silk Handkerchief which smells of strange incense.
A single Silk Glove with an Arcane Symbol in the palm.
A Small Iron Pyramid inscribed with an impossible riddle.
A Sheet of thin Metal, with Arcane Symbols etched in with Acid.
A Drinking Horn carved to look like a Floating Genie.
A Small decorative Banner from a Bard’s Performance.
A Solid Glass Sphere with the inside depicting a diorama of an exotic landscape.
A Leather-bound Book of strange pressed Flowers.
A Quill Pen crafted from the Feather of a Pegasus.
A Wooden Bowl carved with Five Draconic Faces.
A Lock of Fairy Hair tied in a tight knot.
A Tiny Hourglass hanging from a Leather Cord.
A Gnarled Wooden Walking Stick with a narrow secret compartment.
The Left-handed Glove of a Noble, thrown to initiate a Duel which you won.
A Noble’s Handkerchief, which you stole during an act of flirting.
The Board Card of an Inn you found when you were lost on the Road and desperate for a Meal.
A fluorescent yellow Snail Shell.
A Small Bottle of Antlerstock Ale which you deem too expensive to just open and drink.
An Ancient Book filled with text of an Unknown Language.
A Bronze Figurine of a Crocodile with eight legs.
A loosely-bound folio filled with strange riddles.
A Wooden Figurine which looks just like you.
A raunchy and risque short novel telling the story of a Drow Priestess.
A copper collar inscribed with a strange prophecy.
A Bronze Cube engraved with Elven Faces.
A Small Iron Box lined with Lead.
An Empty Wooden Box which rattles when shaken.
A Lock of White Hair preserved in Glass,
A Small Brass Cage filled with Tiny Humanoid Skulls.
A Herb-filled Smell-Bag.
A Broken Hand Mirror, the cracks spelling out the initials of a Loved One.
A Folded Piece of Parchment which names you the Heir to a vast debt.
A Miniature Bear carved from Obsidian.
A Small Strip of Cloth that turns Invisible when you speak your Full Name.
An Imp’s Tongue floating in a Bottle of clear red fluid.
A Sack of Spices and Herbs that only grow near your Home Town.
A Skeleton Key crafted from Sapphire.
The Signet Ring of a Local Crimelord.
you aren’t a burden for having bad days. you aren’t a failure for having bad days. you aren’t a a bad person for having bad days.
i’ve had a realization and i’m sure it’s been done before but-
millennial depression:
vs
gen z depression:
THIS POST ISNT EVEN GOOD
THIS POST- WHICH I DEVOTED ONLY ENOUGH TIME TO SEARCH ‘EMO ART’ ON GOOGLE TO- IS PROOF THAT TUMBLR’S ALGORITHM IS HORSESHIT
also it turned two years old like three months ago please leave me alone
i need my hooman
I cant believe the heterosexuals are gone
Theyre gone
We’re still here.
who said that
fuit gummy fuit gummy
Get it as a sticker!
11/10 @animatedtext is the best
I was having a little bit of fun with the monster manual, no I do not take constructive criticism
when someone says, “Oh, shut up, you know you love me!”:
Masquerade mask for glasses wearers
Cheap but effective if you don’t own contacts. I made small hooks that should fall on your glasses if you measure it right. Since it lands on your glasses it shouldn’t scratch you. This only works with really light masks though
Reblog to save an aesthetic
Awesome
Boost
Love Yourself (even if sometimes others have to do it for you)
i sing a lot for someone who can’t sing
Elvis Pigsley 🐷😍
via @pig_gaspar