[reallyreallyspiderman]

Hey this is going to be my pinned post

So hi! Im peter, Peter parker, also known as spiderman, though I guess that spell went weird and yall already know that so

And I can't believe I have to say this aloud but I'm not dating Tony stark that's gross (no offence mr stark) and also that's pedophilia and not ok so just- if that's what you think then please go away :( it makes me very very uncomfortable

I like memes and stuff, chocolate and I hate peppermint

I can climb walls with or without my suit

And I can lift like- 3 or 4 times my body weight? Basically I can lift like half a building

Please feel free to ask asks I love to read them :)

[we-love-redwing]

The finch is quite an adorable nickname for your baby though

"The Falcon and the Finch" father and child sandwich shop vibes

@reallyreallyspiderman

I like that I’ve beat out of all the ones I’ve heard

@my-n4me-isnt-alice add it to the list

[reallyreallyspiderman]

You should get shirts

[theironcan]

Im bored

Well we can’t have that now can we?

[reallyreallyspiderman]

*hangs upside down*

I have nothing to do

[theironcan]

Quite the tragedy

[reallyreallyspiderman]

Ok now I feel like you're being sarcastic

[theironcan]

Nooo

[reallyreallyspiderman]

Lets do something :<

Can we go down to the lab or something?

[theironcan]

I’m not doing much. I’m just archiving books so people have access to them. Wanna help?

[reallyreallyspiderman]

Sure but isn't that basically just putting them through a scanner

[theironcan]

Essentially. But also I keep needing to expand how big my website is.

[reallyreallyspiderman]

Sounds boring

[theironcan]

Im bored

Well we can’t have that now can we?

[reallyreallyspiderman]

*hangs upside down*

I have nothing to do

[theironcan]

Quite the tragedy

[reallyreallyspiderman]

Ok now I feel like you're being sarcastic

[theironcan]

Nooo

[reallyreallyspiderman]

Lets do something :<

Can we go down to the lab or something?

[theironcan]

I’m not doing much. I’m just archiving books so people have access to them. Wanna help?

[reallyreallyspiderman]

Sure but isn't that basically just putting them through a scanner

[theironcan]

Im bored

Well we can’t have that now can we?

[reallyreallyspiderman]

*hangs upside down*

I have nothing to do

[theironcan]

Quite the tragedy

[reallyreallyspiderman]

Ok now I feel like you're being sarcastic

[theironcan]

Nooo

[reallyreallyspiderman]

Lets do something :<

Can we go down to the lab or something?

[theironcan]

Im bored

Well we can’t have that now can we?

[reallyreallyspiderman]

*hangs upside down*

I have nothing to do

[theironcan]

Quite the tragedy

[reallyreallyspiderman]

Ok now I feel like you're being sarcastic

[theironcan]

Im bored

Well we can’t have that now can we?

[reallyreallyspiderman]

*hangs upside down*

I have nothing to do

[spidey-official]

I just got a new dog, any suggestions on the name

gerald

[reallyreallyspiderman]

Peanut

[reallyreallyspiderman]

Hey so

If you're trans you're welcome here.

If you're queer at all you're welcome here (as long as youre nice)

If you're an ally, a poc, an immigrant, broke, disabled, mentally ill, YOURE WELCOME HERE

If you're a bigot, YOU'RE NOT WELCOME HERE.

Ok that's all goodnight folks

[imnothulk-deactivated20250521]

Doctor Banner! I saw you were back! (well actually I heard thor yelling "BRUCE IS BACK" but you know.)

Hey kiddo!! Yes I'm back.

How've you been??

(he does scream really loudly, doesn't he?)

[reallyreallyspiderman]

Im good! I got some piercings actually

[imnothulk-deactivated20250521]

That's so cool Pete, lets see em

[reallyreallyspiderman]

*insert photo of a lip piercing and helix with a hoop in here* (I'm lazy ok//)

They kinda hurt but not badly

The worst part was honestly hearing the needle go through when I got a piercing

[imnothulk-deactivated20250521]

Doctor Banner! I saw you were back! (well actually I heard thor yelling "BRUCE IS BACK" but you know.)

Hey kiddo!! Yes I'm back.

How've you been??

(he does scream really loudly, doesn't he?)

[reallyreallyspiderman]

Im good! I got some piercings actually

[reallyreallyspiderman]

Hi! You might have noticed that your friendly neighbourhood spiderman has been off recently, im sorry about that

There was an incident, which made me not capable of moving, much less swinging, and i was literally forced to take a break (im not naming names but it was @theironcan i mean what who said that)

But i am ok now!! Thanks everyone, im going to catch up on my notifications and everything soon

Love you all <3

[reallyreallyspiderman]

Happy holidays everyone! Be safe, enjoy spending time with your family, please don't drink and drive! Enjoy your holiday meal and make sure to get at least one picture of a passed out family member. I also condone telling off racist / homophobic family members

Love, Spiderman

[strangeofficial]

Helooooo

- @reallyreallyspiderman

Hey peter

[reallyreallyspiderman]

Youre not still mad at me for the whole universe thing, right?

[strangeofficial]

....Semi-mad. But, I'm letting bye gones be bye gones.

[reallyreallyspiderman]

I have cupcakes if that helps

[strangeofficial]

... what kind?

[reallyreallyspiderman]

Orange chocolate amd cinnamon

I made them myself

I even made buttercream icing that tastes good

[theironcan]

Have you ever wondered what would happen if you sprayed perfume over a candle

Well perfume is flammable so you’d cause some issues

[reallyreallyspiderman]

Fireball.

[theironcan]

And a head ache

[reallyreallyspiderman]

On an unrelated note anyway my eyebrows are singed

[theironcan]

Have you ever wondered what would happen if you sprayed perfume over a candle

Well perfume is flammable so you’d cause some issues

[reallyreallyspiderman]

Fireball.

[strangeofficial]

Helooooo

- @reallyreallyspiderman

Hey peter

[reallyreallyspiderman]

Youre not still mad at me for the whole universe thing, right?

[strangeofficial]

....Semi-mad. But, I'm letting bye gones be bye gones.

[reallyreallyspiderman]

I have cupcakes if that helps