Had to join this multiversal hellscape.
Well introductions. I feel like I don't have to say much but given multiverse shit I guess I'll briefly go over some shit.
Tony Stark, He/Him, Smartest man in the world (Suck it Reed).
cherry valley forever
Not today Justin
Peter Solarz
NASA
we're not kids anymore.
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
Three Goblin Art

tannertan36
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Janaina Medeiros
hello vonnie

blake kathryn
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Today's Document
sheepfilms
Jules of Nature
Cosmic Funnies

ellievsbear

oozey mess

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@theironcan
Had to join this multiversal hellscape.
Well introductions. I feel like I don't have to say much but given multiverse shit I guess I'll briefly go over some shit.
Tony Stark, He/Him, Smartest man in the world (Suck it Reed).
What's your biggest dream?
Peace on planet earth.
Thoughts on Harley Keener?
He’s a neat kid. If he needs anything I got him.
See me shooting through the heavens like a holy laser…
*Tony sketched up schematics for a new type of electric car*
My powers of deduction cut you like your morning razor..
*Simultaneously talking with Fury on new helicopters. He’s being asked to turn the music down.*
If you want it like I want it guess I’ll see you later..
*Pepper is setting up meetings Tony isn’t going to go to.*
Cause Jesus made me out of flesh and I’m a fornicator.
*And she knows that.*
Whats your biggest fear?
Genuinely?
Falling back into my alcoholism... and that ends up getting someone killed.. someone who I could’ve easily saved, had I not been drunk.
mbmb, you don't have to reply to this one but I am the one who originally did this, and i only did like 3 of these like related to the adopting joke thing, someone else was doing the others, I didn't even do the most recent one, (I'm not saying this to put the blame on anyone else btw) so sorry again
Nah you’re fine. I probably shouldn’t have been as angry but I had just woken up.
But also like those adoption asks are literally the only asks I get.
Like I said, if I was getting anything else I’d be fine with it but it sucks to get your hopes up when you see an ask to then just be “can I be adopted now? What about now? Now?”
Yk what I mean?
...no one ever asks me to adopt them...
probably too scared tbh, I would be too 😌
All adoption requests from now on will now be going to Valentina
She’s my new Pepper
Just kidding Pepper if you’re seeing this. Pepper I’m sorry please don’t quit. Love you Pepper. Sorry again. You’re still needed. And wanted
I'm ready to make some kids cry, boss
simp
Thank you!
I’m not simping! I’d be dead without her.
no no, thank you
yeah yeah yeah
She’s brought me back to life at least twice
mbmb, you don't have to reply to this one but I am the one who originally did this, and i only did like 3 of these like related to the adopting joke thing, someone else was doing the others, I didn't even do the most recent one, (I'm not saying this to put the blame on anyone else btw) so sorry again
Nah you’re fine. I probably shouldn’t have been as angry but I had just woken up.
But also like those adoption asks are literally the only asks I get.
Like I said, if I was getting anything else I’d be fine with it but it sucks to get your hopes up when you see an ask to then just be “can I be adopted now? What about now? Now?”
Yk what I mean?
...no one ever asks me to adopt them...
probably too scared tbh, I would be too 😌
All adoption requests from now on will now be going to Valentina
She’s my new Pepper
Just kidding Pepper if you’re seeing this. Pepper I’m sorry please don’t quit. Love you Pepper. Sorry again. You’re still needed. And wanted
I'm ready to make some kids cry, boss
simp
Thank you!
I’m not simping! I’d be dead without her.
mbmb, you don't have to reply to this one but I am the one who originally did this, and i only did like 3 of these like related to the adopting joke thing, someone else was doing the others, I didn't even do the most recent one, (I'm not saying this to put the blame on anyone else btw) so sorry again
Nah you’re fine. I probably shouldn’t have been as angry but I had just woken up.
But also like those adoption asks are literally the only asks I get.
Like I said, if I was getting anything else I’d be fine with it but it sucks to get your hopes up when you see an ask to then just be “can I be adopted now? What about now? Now?”
Yk what I mean?
...no one ever asks me to adopt them...
probably too scared tbh, I would be too 😌
All adoption requests from now on will now be going to Valentina
She’s my new Pepper
Just kidding Pepper if you’re seeing this. Pepper I’m sorry please don’t quit. Love you Pepper. Sorry again. You’re still needed. And wanted
Ravonna Renslayer was right.
She warned everyone saying that if they released the multiverse then it would lead to another multiversal war, it would lead to chaos and death. The work at the TVA was cruel and brutal and inhumane but it was necessary.
The very fact that we are getting doomsday means she was right and anyone that dies in that movie is a casualty of this new multiversal war.
im only attracted to worthy opponents
mbmb, you don't have to reply to this one but I am the one who originally did this, and i only did like 3 of these like related to the adopting joke thing, someone else was doing the others, I didn't even do the most recent one, (I'm not saying this to put the blame on anyone else btw) so sorry again
Nah you’re fine. I probably shouldn’t have been as angry but I had just woken up.
But also like those adoption asks are literally the only asks I get.
Like I said, if I was getting anything else I’d be fine with it but it sucks to get your hopes up when you see an ask to then just be “can I be adopted now? What about now? Now?”
Yk what I mean?
okay, so can you just adopt me now
Alright dude. I’m not adopting you. You’re not living anywhere near me.
I’m not going to be responding to these asks anymore either.
These are literally the only asks I get and quite frankly they don’t exactly make me happy. I want actual conversation with people, not this annoying, dismissive, disrespectful bs dude. Maybe I would’ve been more okay with it if I was getting literally any other interaction outside of this.
But also I’ve said no. Like 20 times. Accept it and move on.
at this point, just tell me what you want
My guy
How many times have I said: I am a billionaire. Whatever I want I can get myself.
how about a reservation at a fancy restaurant?
I can make my own reservations at fancy restaurants. Kinda the perk of being a billionaire is that you get to do a lot.
JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT OR I'LL KIDNAP PETER
If it’s the Peter I think you’re referring to, he can save himself. He’s competent.
shwarma?
It’s a good restaurant.