when you have executive dysfunction and totally forgot to do one thing which then bites you in the butt
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when you have executive dysfunction and totally forgot to do one thing which then bites you in the butt
in my overwhelmed era
me?? disgusting???? AND a waste of space???????? ya
when oscar wilde said "i'm tired of myself tonight, i should like to be someone else' and when sylvia plath said ''i wish i knew what to do with my life, what to do with my heart" and when rilke said "this heavy humanness" .
everything is bothering me but i am being so brave about it
You are a dangerous individual
... I look like this
my best feature is that I'm blindingly intelligent for about 30 seconds a day
I do not get to choose which seconds. they are not consecutive
Me trying to not go insane realizing that it’s 4 pm so soon it will be like 6 pm and I’ll have to start ‘winding down’ for the evening and then it’ll be 8 and then 10 and it’ll be time to do my evening activities and then it’ll be midnight and then it’ll be time for me to go to bed again just so I can wake up and be ever conscious of the passage of time and how meaningless it has become for another day and try to prevent myself from going insane again
do non americans know that sometimes you’ll just see lifelike human testicles hanging off the back of peoples trucks
non american here! i wish i didnt learn english
How does it feel to be an adult?
exhausting and everything is expensive
how do you tell someone "I'm not ignoring you, I'm just disconnected from reality rn and the days are all blurred together and I feel completely apathetic towards everyone/everything around me so it's really hard for me to maintain a conversation" without saying that?
accepting that you’re objectively weird & owning it is infinitely better than being constantly desperate to appear normal to people who don’t even matter to you
ahhh “lying”…. one of the oldest tricks in the book. aside from “bashing someone over the head with a rock”
im sorry but no matter what i will never use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". its "ofcourse". obviously.
never understood the whole showing up at your high school reunion revenge fantasy cause like really? high school?? I don’t want anyone from that time in my life to have any idea where I am or what I’m doing. do not perceive me I am dead to you and you are dead to me
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