most important dethklok member

i like metal. i like chips. thats it.

[realnathanexplosion]

First things first. If youre just another regular jackoff, fuck right off.

Second thing. All the ladies can stay.

Im Nathan. I lead Dethklok. Here to make everything metal.

✰ Nathan Explosion roleplay/ask blog. smirks

✰ Prefer Murderface instead?

✰ Mod is for all ships. Biased for nickles and polyklok. Ship interactions will be tagged accordingly so you can filter as needed

✰ Don't take anything said personally or seriously lol. I promise I love you even if Nathan doesn't

✰ Everything from the show will be here. Expect sexual content, 2006 typical misogyny and homophobia, making Murderface the butt of the joke, hamburger time, violence and drugs.

✰ No DNI. I don't ERP, sorry to disappoint

✰ Headcanons!

✰ SO fucking autistic (the blunt, socially unaware kind. yes that is me hardcore self-projecting). Special interest in metal, death metal specifically ✰ Chooses not to label his sexuality he just fucks his band members on the occasion (shrug). Cis guy. ✰ Pickles just got his balls switched out at birth to him. He doesn't care this applies to all trans people ✰ MAJOR fucking edgelord and totally stuck in the 2010s. Still has MLG humor with a side of "LOL!!! Tragic real-world events funny!" which doesn't mean mod shares this thought process to make myself clear

left short on purpose, stick your own onto him, its very likely that i'll go along with it assuming it isn't outrageous or anything

[realnathanexplosion]

Why did you ghost us :(

Because youre all fucking annoying

[realnathanexplosion]

I am back. Unfortunately. No I wont be answering any questions

[guitargod-skwigelf]

Goods to sees you.

[realnathanexplosion]

Since when do you say stuff like that

[guitargod-skwigelf]

Fucks off, then, if dat ams what you wants me to say.

[realnathanexplosion]

I mean. Thats what Im used to. Fuck you too

[realnathanexplosion]

I am back. Unfortunately. No I wont be answering any questions

[guitargod-skwigelf]

Goods to sees you.

[realnathanexplosion]

Since when do you say stuff like that

[realnathanexplosion]

I am back. Unfortunately. No I wont be answering any questions

[richardknubbler]

Hi, Nathan :)

[realnathanexplosion]

Hey man whats up

[richardknubbler]

Okay so basically all you've missed is that there's someone dressed like a klokateer who wants to kill me but Charles is handling it.

[realnathanexplosion]

What. I am too drunk for this

[realnathanexplosion]

I am back. Unfortunately. No I wont be answering any questions

[richardknubbler]

Hi, Nathan :)

[realnathanexplosion]

Hey man whats up

[realnathanexplosion]

I am back. Unfortunately. No I wont be answering any questions

[realnathanexplosion]

ouuu im gonna do it again. im spreading my diseases . im festering. im poking at you like you're a lab rat. im making various unpleasant noises at you.

coochie c🙂oochie coo😁

Watch your fucking back tonight. Keep one eye open when youre sleeping. I have the power of god and death metal on my side

[rxccoonboo2]

ouhhg im watching im watching my back so good.

^ THAT is who you're up against. i know you've never seen such peak male form before. i dont remember what sounds rabbits make

[realnathanexplosion]

I could stomp on you until you turn into a small brown stain on the floor

[rxccoonboo2]

nuh uh 😁 im fast and slippery

i am absolutely fucking LATHERED in oil. im DRIPPING. SOPPINg. oh and underground. my name is grub and i live in the soil

[realnathanexplosion]

Its gonna happen. Im going to shoot you until you go limp and then Ill stomp on your corpse

..Damn that would make a good song

[rxccoonboo2]

im all little and furry and fast you'll never find me in the forest. you're really gonna chase a rabbit through the woods? not great publicity if you ask me

[realnathanexplosion]

Do I look like I give a fuck

[realnathanexplosion]

ouuu im gonna do it again. im spreading my diseases . im festering. im poking at you like you're a lab rat. im making various unpleasant noises at you.

coochie c🙂oochie coo😁

Watch your fucking back tonight. Keep one eye open when youre sleeping. I have the power of god and death metal on my side

[rxccoonboo2]

ouhhg im watching im watching my back so good.

^ THAT is who you're up against. i know you've never seen such peak male form before. i dont remember what sounds rabbits make

[realnathanexplosion]

I could stomp on you until you turn into a small brown stain on the floor

[rxccoonboo2]

nuh uh 😁 im fast and slippery

i am absolutely fucking LATHERED in oil. im DRIPPING. SOPPINg. oh and underground. my name is grub and i live in the soil

[realnathanexplosion]

Its gonna happen. Im going to shoot you until you go limp and then Ill stomp on your corpse

..Damn that would make a good song

[realnathanexplosion]

ouuu im gonna do it again. im spreading my diseases . im festering. im poking at you like you're a lab rat. im making various unpleasant noises at you.

coochie c🙂oochie coo😁

Watch your fucking back tonight. Keep one eye open when youre sleeping. I have the power of god and death metal on my side

[rxccoonboo2]

ouhhg im watching im watching my back so good.

^ THAT is who you're up against. i know you've never seen such peak male form before. i dont remember what sounds rabbits make

[realnathanexplosion]

I could stomp on you until you turn into a small brown stain on the floor

[realnathanexplosion]

ouuu im gonna do it again. im spreading my diseases . im festering. im poking at you like you're a lab rat. im making various unpleasant noises at you.

coochie c🙂oochie coo😁

Watch your fucking back tonight. Keep one eye open when youre sleeping. I have the power of god and death metal on my side

[realnathanexplosion]

you can shoot me as many times as you want. as long as its over 57. assuming you have the ammo for it

coochie coochie c

STOP.

[realnathanexplosion]

ouhhgg im coochie coochie cooing you. im doing it right now. shoot me 57 times and i'll stop

Make that 570 times. Stop that right fucking now

[realnathanexplosion]

coochie coochie coo

Do NOT coochie coochie coo me you fucking creep

[realnathanexplosion]

wherés the ffuxk7ny uh coochie coochie coo charles being gay gif

you ☝️ are a queer

That was all Charles being gay. Dickhead

[realnathanexplosion]

[ hands Nathan a bowl of cereal]

I dont really like milk but alright

[blood0squirt]

Take it

And whatever swkigaar tells you, its a lie

[realnathanexplosion]

:-( What the fuck did you put in it

[blood0squirt]

I AINT PUT SHIT IT GANG

I PUT TGAT ON THE DEAD POSSUM SWKIGAAR ATE

[realnathanexplosion]

He did what now....

[blood0squirt]

Ate a dead possum

Idk why. I gave it to him as a birthday gift and he ate it.

[realnathanexplosion]

Actually Im not even surprised TBH

[blood0squirt]

I have a picture of it

[realnathanexplosion]

Fuck off

[realnathanexplosion]

[ hands Nathan a bowl of cereal]

I dont really like milk but alright

[blood0squirt]

Take it

And whatever swkigaar tells you, its a lie

[realnathanexplosion]

:-( What the fuck did you put in it

[blood0squirt]

I AINT PUT SHIT IT GANG

I PUT TGAT ON THE DEAD POSSUM SWKIGAAR ATE

[realnathanexplosion]

He did what now....

[blood0squirt]

Ate a dead possum

Idk why. I gave it to him as a birthday gift and he ate it.

[realnathanexplosion]

Actually Im not even surprised TBH