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Brock O'Hurn 💜
"I don't think my followers are alive anymore.. it's like I did my job on all of them."
Athena : If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.
Ares : What if it bites me and it dies?
Hephaestus : That means you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Ares.
Hermes : What if it bites itself and I die?
Hecate : It’s voodoo.
Apollo : What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Artemis : That’s correlation, not causation.
Dionysus : What if we bite each other and neither of us die?
Aphrodite : That’s kinky.
Hestia : Oh my god.
More of Jack & Sally :’)
Kink/nsfw related sentence starters
arpmemething2:
“You can stay, but your clothes must go.”
“Please, use the ball gag.”
“Spread your cheeks.”
“Take your clothes off.”
“I wouldn’t misbehave half as much if I didn’t like the punishment.”
“Let me blindfold you.”
“Is that all your mouth is good for?”
“Do you like when I touch you there?”
“Quiet down or they’ll hear us.”
“I liked that sound you made. I’ll have to make you make that sound again.”
“That’s sexy.”
“How do you feel about hot wax?”
“It’s just an ice cube.”
“Which dildo would you prefer?”
“Want to try a new position?”
“I want you to lick the cum off the floor.”
“Call me mommy/daddy.”
“I’m going to spank you.”
“You are so cute all tied up like that.”
“Beg me to let you cum.”
“I’m your master/mistress and will be addressed as such.”
“Dominate me.”
“I’d rather dom.”
“I like your ass.”
“Pull my hair.”
“Please, have me.”
“Is that a challenge?”
“Harder!”
“I hope your nipples aren’t too sore.”
“We should do it somewhere else other than a bed tonight.”
“I want you to count as I spank you.”
“I want you to cum in my face.”
“How about I give you a massage?”
“Oh fuck yes!”
“I want you to bend over the bed.”
“Please, not the nipple clamps!”
“You’ve been good, so I’m going to let you cum.”
“Bend over”
“Which vibrator would you prefer?”
“Use your mouth.”
“Get on your knees.”
“How about some whipped cream?”
“I love it when you moan like that.”
“Rougher!”
“Public sex turns me on.”
“Fuck me.”
“Play with my pussy.”
“I want you to ride me.”
“I’ve been naughty.”
“You’ve been naughty.”
“Spank me.”
“I love it when you play with my nipples.”
“Please, tie me up and have your way with me.”
“I’d rather sub”
“Home is too far away. No one’s going to see us here.”
“I know how to make you relax.”
“I want you to tie me up and blindfold me so I don’t know what’s coming while you use me.”
“We are going to watch a porn together for ideas.”
“I’m gonna tie you up and have my way with you.”
“I want you to beg.”
“It’s really not that kinky.”
“That’s kind of kinky.”
“Put your ass in the air.”
“I’ve been waiting here on the bed naked for a while now.”
“Just sit back and let me give you a show.”
“Why don’t we count the hickeys?”
“Submit to me.”
“I don’t care if people are around or not, take off your clothes.”
“I’m going to record this so we can watch it together later.”
“I’m going to go get the nipple clamps.”
“Yes Mistress.”
“If you wouldn’t make so many noises when I pull your hair, I wouldn’t have to do this”
I want you to go down on me
Fuck me harder!
I’m gonna cum!
“Bite me!”
“Do you like when I play with your nipples like this?”
“Spread your legs.”
“I’m gonna ride you.”
“I love this collar.”
“Play with my cock/pussy.”
“I’m going to sit on your lap and play with your cock/pussy.”
“Don’t cum until I say it’s okay.”
“You are all mine pet.”
“They’ll never notice.”
“I love looking at your ass after I’ve spanked it so much.”
“Let me put this ball gag on you.”
“I’ve got your collar ready for you.”
“Keep it down or I’ll have to use a gag.”
“What would you think about adding a third party?”
“I like it when you bite me.”
“Open up your ass for me.”
“Yes Master.”
Lick it all up.“
“You are my little bitch.”
“Fuck me until I can’t walk.”
“Touch yourself for me.”
“Blindfold me.”
Angst Starters
Send one to…
§ - Slam my muse against the wall and confront them about their self-harming habits
» - Go after my muse with physical violence after breaking down
₩ - Have your muse threaten to kill themselves if my muse doesn’t listen/leaves them
¿ - Question my muse about their weird behavior and threaten them if they lie
ç - Give my muse a gun and tell them to do it
æ - Tell my muse that no matter what hard ships they’re dealing with, your muse will always be there for them
€ - Leave my muse all your muse’s belongings after they commit suicide
• - Skip town without telling my muse, possibly never seeing them again
₽ - Tell my muse they are replaceable and mean nothing to your muse
į - Leave my muse and refuse to talk to them
Logging into an old tumblr account feels like you've awakened in a new century while sleeping for a thousand years
“hellroo” ???
Platonic Cuddling/Bed-sharing Starters!
“C’mere – I am an amazing big spoon.”
“You’re so short! How can you expect to be the big spoon?”
“I’ve.. never been the little spoon before.”
“You’re softer than a pillow…”
“Everyone thinks this is so intimate, being in bed together… I just want to sleep.”
“Can you scratch my back? It always helps me sleep.”
“Ahh, you’re like my personal bedwarmer! So warm…”
“Jeez, why are you so hot!”
“I talk in my sleep, just so you know.”
“Why are you so far away? Scoot closer.”
“That’s my favorite pillow! Give it back!”
Bonus; the morning after!
“My favorite part of last night was definitely you snoring in my ear.”
“How is it that you’re so small, but still managed to take up all of the bed?”
“Good morning! I’ve made breakfast, here –”
“Could’ve warned me you talk in your sleep.”
im a shitty rp partner tho
sometimes i reply 19 seconds after youve replied
sometimes i reply 147 years later
You are an assassin. A little girl has just come up to you, handed you all her pocket money and asked you to kill her abusive relative.
“This one’s on me, sweetie,” they replied as they gently closed her palm. “Keep the change.”
"It's my job, dearest."
Send ♫ for a song about our muses
*me, having a riding lesson in the outdoor arena. the sky is dark and it starts to sprinkle*
Trainer: Are you okay to keep riding in the rain?
Me: Yeah, I don’t mind. As long as there’s no-
*literally that second I get interrupted by a fucking lightning bolt*
Me: ….that.