-nk-

call me nk | 25 | they/them

[bybats]

I have no idea what's going on in the second pic. you tell me.

[swallke]

Tried to draw him for. reasons..

[b-on-e-less]

Who ordered a BloodyMary and put it on my tab?!

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Fanfic out now

(If you read it, please tell me. I crave feedback and I don’t have anyone irl that I’d let read this lol.)

[wraithillustrates]

idk if i know too much ball for your masterpiece of a mind but im yearning for the day i see bloodymary as the demolition lovers

I know ball

[pinkinink]

Grace

Cw nudity

Inspired by the art of Ivan Pokidyshev

[penny-anna]

what the hell is going on

[penny-anna]

i believe in you Binface. you can do it. this could be your moment.

[penny-anna]

Please god it would be so funny

[penny-anna]

there is no downside to voting for Count Binface. its not taking away from other candidates bcos they aren't any and the more votes he gets the stupider Farage looks.

[penny-anna]

for people out of the loop:

Nigel Farage is the leader of Reform UK, a far right party who are currently in the process of a serious bid to become the UK government. they are just straight up evil.

Count Binface is an intergalactic space warrior with a bin on his head. he likes to run as a novelty candidate in general and mayoral elections. a big thing he likes to do is run as a candidate against the incumbent prime minister:

(Also pictured: Boris Johnson, Elmo)

Anyway, in brief:

Nigel Farage is currently in the midst of a big scandal about his finances

He has decided to deal with this by 1) making a show of nobly resigning from parliament and then 2) immediately running in the resulting by-election

He has stated that he is letting 'the people' judge his actions and implied that if he wins that will prove that he has been exonerated in the court of public opinion

His goal was presumably to get a big resounding win over the other parties, proving that The People still love him.

the other parties have thus far decided that this is a 'vanity election' and, well, there is one very easy way to ensure that he will not beat any of them, and that is simply not to play.

and as a result the only person who has so far confirmed they are running against him is Count Binface. no matter the outcome this makes Nigel Farage look like, u know, a fucking clown.

[butterflyslinky]

So what happens if Count Binface actually wins? Does he join Parliament? Does he have to take the bin off his face?

[penny-anna]

I've seen some people saying he would have to give up his title but it would seem that is no longer the case as of 1999; so, no, he can keep his ceremonial bin if he wishes.

Important to note also that Count Binface is the alter ego of comedian & political satirist Jon Harvey who seems to be an intelligent individual with reasonable politics. As I said no real downside.

[penny-anna]

The no hats rule clearly does not apply to him. He is not wearing a hat. It's a bin.

[thesummoningdark]

Experts* have determined that if elected, in theory he would have to remove the bin in order to participate in parliamentary votes.

*a bunch of randos on discord

[penny-anna]

Fwiw this is reportedly the precedent set in the 80s:

[reasons-nk]

Hello Bloodymary friends! I wanted to give a bit of an update on the series for anybody who's interested. At long last I have finally figured out the structure of this damn thing.

I'm also not working today, am bored, and talking my shit about this little 'verse of mine helps motivate me into writing it hehe. There's no spoilers to be found here for anything to come.

I was hoping to have the next work done within the next few days, but the AO3 curse has truly hit me with the double whammy of plumbing problems in my flat and a kidney infection, so I haven't been able to make as much progress as I would've liked.

All told I have now written out tentative plans for a total of seven works in this series, so we're at around the halfway point. I have a whole lot of exciting plans and I can't wait to share them all with you.

This 'verse has become so very important to me, and as a result I can literally not stop writing about it. Alongside my master doc I've been sketching out the occasional oneshot for things that occur offscreen, and so in the near future I'm planning to unleash some of these too, in a companion series that will be much looser, with shorter works etc. Think of that as a bit of an odds and ends type deal. I'm tentatively open to taking suggestions on that one, so if you have anything you're burning to see, shoot me an ask :)

Also, I'll probably make a separate post about this, but for now I'll say it here, I am on the lookout for a beta reader now. I was going to wait until after this WIP is done, but fuck it we ball. Essentially I need someone to check me for typos for the most part. I spend a long time editing, and given the length of these fics and the way I write, I end up going a bit blind to things from reading them over and over again. Viadne made this especially clear to me— that fic was pure evil when I was editing.

I'd also benefit at this stage from talking through my future plans with someone who doesn't mind a spoiler too much, so, if you're interested at all just shoot me a message, and we can discuss! Please DO NOT reach out if you're under the age of 18. I think that should go without saying, but just wanted to reiterate that.

Anyways, I'll shut up for now. I just want to thank all of you again who've shown my rambling so much support, you're all so lovely and kind, and I am eternally grateful to you.

See ya soon! ;)

[friendzoned61]

I’ve got a bit of a tummy ache rn so one could say I know exactly what Simon’s been through

[marisashorror]

Iron Lung Fanart

Ballpoint pen on paper

8x10"

[ghstwht]

'Blip A'

[thebitchforjemcarstairs]

EUROPEANS!!!! HOW ARE WE DOING 🧌🧌

[art-the-f-up]

curl up in ryan goslings arms or whatever simon said

Bonus doodle:

[woofipliers]

Simon and his big ol puppy eyes

Blood TW below

I really really really like this shot wow

[pukicho]

Do you ever regret anything you have ever done? Do you stay awake late at night wondering how your life would be had you not done it?

What, am I supposed to regret things forever? No thanks, I'm different now. The old me is not the same me. We must move. The world won't oyster itself.

[rockets]

________

You will be remembered as a hero. ________

For those wondering about the fox. Grace has a subtle motif with this animal throughout the movie, but especially this shot where they pack this toy fox with his belongings on the Hail Mary. The pose of it looked a little haunting to me, thus prompting this illustration. __________ (Small/large prints are also available on my etsy ❤️)

[b-on-e-less]

Viadne — Hold On

https://archiveofourown.org/works/86641311?view_adult=true

By @reasons-nk

[reasons-nk]

Hello! For those of you who followed me here from my Bloodymary fics, the third part of the series is finally done.

This was an absolute monster to write, but I think I've managed to pull my ramblings together into something semi-coherent!

I hope you enjoy, if you decide to take a looksy! <3

https://archiveofourown.org/works/86641311

Much love!!

-nk-