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I’ve explained it before, but I’ll do it again: The naming choice was deliberate. I used META because that is the character we got to know the best. The Meta and Agent Maine are two separate characters. I even used a pose from when he was The Meta, so that’s the name I used.

Now then, why did I not treat Agent Florida/Captain Butch Flowers the same? Once again I felt that we got to know him better as Flowers than we got to know him as Florida, but I used a pose/his armor from when he was Florida. It was a tough decision, but in the end I decided to give him both names.

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Melanie Raccoon sweeping the floor. [video]

I need to know the classiest way to say go fuck yourself you god damn cunt!

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It’s fun to fantasize about a celebrity dream date, but which famous dreamboat would you actually hit it off with? Take this quiz to see which beau or belle is best suited for you!

Who’s Your Celebrity Soulmate?

I got james franco omg <3

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Not enough people talk about the fact that Leonardo da Vinci was gay. Like, he’s literally the father of modern technology and one of the smartest human beings to ever live and I never ever learned in school that he was gay.

If all the LGBT people are as “DOOMED” as the bible thumpers think we are, hell, at least we’re in good company.

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I was about to say I can’t believe I didn’t know this

and then I remembered the American education system

Yes, I can fucking believe I didn’t know this.

But yeah. Leonardo da Vinci was gay. Pass it on.

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Leo painted a picture of his lover as Jesus and that’s the image we use today

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Oh man that is sad. I’m sorry your teachers are failing you.

Some Leonardo facts you should tattoo on your heart:

He was actually convicted for sodomy at age 24, but the allegations were dropped for lack of testimony. The charges affected him immensely, as he was by all means, a very private person.

Da Vinci’s models for Christ are unknown. The claim that he depicted his lover as Jesus most likely arose from the bullshit about Cesare Borgia being the inspiration for White Jesus™ combined with the allegations that Leonardo and Cesare were lovers…There is little to no support for these claims. However, it’s speculated his lover Gian Giacomo Caprotti was the model for his St. John the Baptist.

He was universally beloved (minus Michelangelo lollll), like the nicest, funniest, gentlest, handsomest man you’d ever meet. He was generous beyond words, treated everyone equally, and loved to play pranks.

He was also fuckin’ ripped. It was rumored he could bend a horseshoe in half with his bare hands.

Often wore pink and other vibrant colors.

Rumored to sleep approx. 2 hours a night.

Was left-handed and ambidextrous. He was dyslexic, possibly had ADD, and suffered from frequent paranoia.

He was his own worst critic and often destroyed his work. He still left behind over 13k journal pages, filled with sketches and so many dick jokes.

His last words were: “I have offended God and mankind because my work did not reach the quality it should have.”

Would buy caged animals from the market just to set them free. He was allegedly a vegetarian.

For a time he kept a pet lizard and made him a custom set of wings and horns. He would routinely scare the shit out of people with his ‘dragon.’

My all time fave: While staying in the Vatican he would invite guests into a residential room which had been filled with cleaned/dried animal intestines that he had sewn together. He fastened a bellows to the end of the intestines and proceeded to inflate them. Onlookers were so excited to see DaVinci’s new ”invention” that they didn’t even realize this asshole was just blowing up a giant balloon and pinning them to the wall holy shit I love him so much.

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Apparently J.K Rowling knows the exact process to making a horcrux.

But she hasn’t told anyone and doesn’t plan to yet.

The only person that she has told is her editor, and said that her editor felt like vomiting afterwards.

All she will say is that a certain spell is involved, and then a horrific act is performed.

i want to know what it is so badly

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Okay, let’s think about this for a second.

We know that making Horcruxes involves murder. It’s essential. So the “certain spell” is probably Avada Kedavra….with some extra words added to it to use the energy created by the death to split the soul.

What intrigues me is the “horrific act” aspect and the fact that the editor wanted to vomit after hearing it. So what could that be? It can’t just be the act of murder itself, which, as horrifying as that is, is exactly vomit inducing in the grand scheme of things.

So if we take the murder itself out of the equation, what other activity could be considered horrific enough to make someone want to ralph? Well, my warped mind can think of at least two.

1) Necrophilia. Now I don’t actually think this is the answer, but it’s gross enough to make anyone vomit on the spot, so I’m throwing it out there. I just don’t think that’s it at all. My personal theory is…

2) Cannibalism. There are a lot of cultures that believe that to eat the flesh of one’s enemies is take your enemies’ power into yourself. Most specifically the heart, though really any flesh or organs would do. So does Voldemort eat the dead as his “horrific act”? I think this one is the most likely and is grotesque and taboo enough that it turns the stomach.

Also, consider this fact: HIS FOLLOWERS ARE CALLED DEATH EATERS. Hmmm. Weird, right?

There’s an obvious problem in these theories though. If either these acts is essential to creating the Horcrux, HOW DID VOLDEMORT ACCIDENTALLY CREATE A HORCRUX WHEN HE TRIED TO KILL HARRY AS A BABY AND NOT KNOW IT? Voldemort didn’t have time to cannibalize Lily. And he certainly didn’t sexually assault her corpse, thank GOD. So how did he turned Harry into a Horcrux that night in Godric’s Hollow?

Consider this: nowhere in the text does it say that Voldemort’s physical body was found in the wreckage of the Potter’s house. Perhaps when the spell rebounded on him….he…ate himself. Not physically chewed himself up and swallowed, but more in a magical way. Think of it like the house being sucked into the Other Side at the end of Poltergeist.

His spirit was so corrupted that it devoured his physical body when the Killing Curse was turned back on him. That would be the cannibalistic act needed to create the Horcrux. And perhaps Voldemort wouldn’t realize that it was a cannibalistic act? He probably wouldn’t even think to consider the fact that his rotten, fractured soul ate his body.

So there’s my theory. What do you think?

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J.K Rowling should see this and be proud of the Harry Potter fandom.

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Man I feel really bad for the Tumblr Staff because I bet they aimed for Tumblr to be a cool, suavé, photographic place for artists but in reality it’s made up of hormonal teenagers who obsess over gay fictional characters, and can’t even handle the reblog button turning green to teal

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IT IS MINT GREEN

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staff:

IT IS MINT GREEN

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Reblogging to see the colour of the reblog button

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Oh my god, it’s like olive green now! Da fuck

heybluesatyr

I’m curious too.

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IT’S FUCKING TEAL, staff

dalymccord

The new principal of McKinley

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If you’re ok with using the word “feminazi” please just unfollow me.

I don’t feel like reblogging the offending post, but I’m not kidding.

Don’t disrespect either the feminist movement or the reality of the Holocaust that way.

You think someone’s feminism is problematic, cool. Critique it. But don’t throw that word around.

If someone is putting men down because they’re men I will call them a feminazi because it’s similar to what Hitler did - put groups of people down without any good explanation.

I’m sorry, by “putting men down” did you mean IN FUCKING GAS CHAMBERS????

Because I’m pretty sure you can’t equate feminism to THE BLOODY HOLOCAUST.

You can’t even equate BAD feminism to the Holocaust. Because bad feminism hasn’t KILLED MILLIONS OF PEOPLE.

I’ll say it one more time: if you’re ok with using the word “feminazi” get out. You cannot equate the systematic obliteration of people with the desire for equality among the genders.

DON’T DISRESPECT THE SURVIVORS AND VICTIMS OF THE HOLOCAUST WITH SHITTY TERMINOLOGY.

McGonagall: Your good grades won't last if you don't do your assignments; the essay is part of your grade. I want you to do your essay.

Sirius: Ah, yes, but as the philosopher Jagger once said, 'You can't always get what you want.'

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so let me get this straight:

y’all bleed outta your vaginas

once a month, your panties look like a fucking murder scene

you are basically giVING BIRTH TO THE FUCKING LINING OF ONE OF YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS

and yet you just go about your daily business like

people with periods are fucking badass.

cataclysmiss

people with periods

what are those called again?

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people with periods

raptorific

I think the important fact from Harry Potter that we’re all forgetting is that Sirius Black was canonically close friends with Hermione’s cat in large part due to their shared hatred of Ron’s rat and they spent the bulk of the third book hanging out and walking around the grounds together