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[catchymemes]

[severestudentsoulampomothill1972]

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[m4a1-shermayne]

This turtle is in hell and all you can think about is cum

[heybluesatyr]

@crazehtoast

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

big dick energy

[1stprototype]

Exactly the kind of response Doomguy should get when he walks into a room with other humans.

[bort-the-champion-of-bears-deac]

This is genuinely beyond big dick energy

[kasaron]

It’s honestly Argent Phallus Energy (APE)

[red-faced-wolf-deactivated20251]

Holy shit

[norseminuteman]

Everyone is talking about key-card guy, but my favorite is the dude who tries to hide behind his swivel chair. Babe, babe, No, Doomguy jumps dick first into hell portals on an hourly basis and pops berserker power ups like your mom pops xanax. That chair aint doin SHIT. 

Also I love how they don’t just seem to be afraid of the fact that the apex predator of the Legions of Armageddon just walked in. They are acting like they think he might attack them, because you know the UAC has waged a serious PR war against Doom-Chad while he’s been kicking ass on Mars/Hell.  

[jaxblade]

ALPHA AF!!!

[whiskeyworen]

I just love the fact that DoomGuy spots the keycard on the dude’s lanyard, and instead of doing a vicious yank, or simply snapping it off the lanyard like he always does, he very, VERY carefully takes it, and slowly pulls the dude to the scanner, before letting him go. For a dude filled with eternal rage and seething violence, that was remarkably polite of him. It was almost his “…Excuse me. I require this. Pardon my reach.” Then that poor marine. “Hey YOU! You can’t… be… here…” DoomGuy just casually approaches, looks at him, looks at his gun, and then still remarkably politely, just takes it. Doesn’t wrench it away, or kill the guy, or anything violent. Just reaches out and retrieves it. Again, like “You are doing a fine job. That’s a fine weapon. Mind if I see it? *takes it and walks away*” It’s as if he’s being very, VERY careful not to harm normal humans (or whatever augmented humans those armored marines qualify as), saving his violence specifically for the Daemonic. Kinda supports my idea that DoomGuy isn’t neccessarily a bloodthirsty raging psycho. He’s a guy who has seen so much, done SO MUCH… that he’s calm. He’s so far beyond wrath at the demons that he’s entered a weird Calm and just LIVES there. Nothing shakes him of it. He doesn’t grunt, he doesn’t yell, he doesn’t scream, he just breathes and moves on. New demon? Well, it’ll bleed like the last. He doesn’t revel in combat, he just moves through it like walking through air; it’s a function of existence for him.

[senatorwiggles-deactivated20241]

Doomguy dissociating 100% of the time

[heybluesatyr]

@crazehtoast

[weaselsblaugh]

reload_animations.mp4…except I added proper sound effects. I think this is what any modern game audio technician would do.

[heybluesatyr]

you are the best n_n

Wait...what????

[heir-of-hope]

So recently people have been talking about the guy running for senator who’s named Dave Strider. Upon further research on his FB page, a couple folks have left Homestuck related comments on his feed. 

He wondered what it meant, and a new feed started:

So, I (with the help of my chum) decided to type out an explanation about the whole thing,

Then moments later, he replied,

Bless this man’s soul.  He allowed me to tell him about Homestuck. 

Dave irl is just as cool as Dave in-comic.

[chlora-boii]

HE ACTUALLY READ SOME OF THE START, THE BLOODY MADMAN

[colt-kun]

Oh no

[theswordwizard]

UH

[undergirlsden]

What did you do to this innocent man

[heybluesatyr]

@crazehtoast

[realifedreamgirl]

[b0yonce]

I love this so fuvking much.

[mattandjones]

BISTCH

[heybluesatyr]

@ya-pronounced-no @crazehtoast

[deceptipup]

[antoniporowski]

[autohaste]

I LOST IT AT THE END

[nootofboot]

[heybluesatyr]

@ya-pronounced-no

[heybluesatyr]

@ya-pronounced-no fucking dumb messenger won't send pics HERE YA GO

[kage-bot]

please end me

[lol-who-is-this-guy]

Never

[mahboi]

whoops

[heybluesatyr]

I rise from the dead to share this salt

[honestlydarkglitter-deactivated]

[very-salty-tenno]

Who is cuter ?

rip limbo

[warframe-archive]

Worm is love.

Worm is life.

- Mod Bun

[disteal]

Hacker voice: I’m in

Bonus:

[heybluesatyr]

@crazehtoast

[setheverman]

i’m on to you drake

[setheverman]

today it’s been exactly 1 year since i uploaded this! i am telling you this because you need to stop reblogging it, thank you

[kitkatofficial]

Break time!

[kitkatofficial]

the gif is supposed to move…

[kitkatofficial]

This should do it! Have a break!

[woopdawamb]

here

[kitkatofficial]

Okay smart stuff