all the fear and the fire of the end of the world

i'm rebekah. i'm 23 and i live in the worst state in the country.

[hallucin8]

“I can see your nipples through your shirt” first of all stop being ungrateful.

[thegoddass]

@rebekahabeja

[theyarnlesbian]

I wanna like. press some flowers and make homemade jam. maybe go a little wild and do some needlepoint

[thegoddass]

@rebekahabeja

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[gringoslur]

any spanish speaker: cojer

méxico and argentina:

[gringoslur]

méxico: cuantos años tiene? (how old is he?)

argentina: ni idea, pero es un pendejo (idk, but he is a pendejo)

méxico:

(pendejo in mex = insult. pendejo in arg= young boy)

[gringoslur]

méxico: wait a sec, i’m gonna eat a concha.

argentina:

(concha in mex = a type of bread. concha in arg = pussy)

[langsandculture]

spanish woman: hi, my name is concha

argentina: 

(concha in spain = seashell and a female name. concha in arg = pussy)

[teamrv]

mex: i love cajeta, it’s so sweet!

arg: 

(cajeta in mex = dulce de leche [caramel]; cajeta in arg = pussy) 

[gringoslur]

spanish speaker: h-

argentina: thats pussy, babe!!

[chaoticbisexualalien-deactivate]

I’m at mcdonalds and this teenage boy just asked his friend why he was wearing a superman shirt with a batman hat and he said “they’re boyfriends you asshole” the children………… are our future perhaps

[rebekahabeja]

my lil gay heart is broken, in case anyone was wondering

[valtsv]

gays¹ will see the words “longing” “yearning” “aching” or “pining” and just fly right off the hinges

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¹im gays

[rebekahabeja]

who else out there is feeling LONELY AS FUCK tonight

[shuhvon]

Straight dudes be like oh I’m supposed to wash my face? And change my shower curtain? And sweep my floor? And go to therapy? And not eat exclusively off plasticware in my own home? And wipe off my stovetop? And have seperate hand soap and body soap? Like shut the hell up and learn how to be a functional human without a girl teaching you everything I’m tired

[theweirdwideweb]

[sad-plath]

me showing you my romantic side: I wanna go grocery shopping with you

[dare-i-say-asexual]

all dads do is fall asleep on the couch and not process their emotions healthily

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[butchdotgov]

btw ahead of pride, just know that corporations cannot be LGBT allies but this is especially true for alcohol companies who have targeted us for decades because we as a community have a history of alcohol abuse and because for us being social almost always means going to a bar and they’ve exacerbated these issues while making money off of them so just remember that and don’t shell out $25 for some Absolut vodka in a fucking rainbow bottle this June even if RuPaul tells you to

[veryfunnymemes]

[barelyup]

who’s down to lay with me in a field and look at the stars and talk about everything

[rebekahabeja]

if you need me i will be tending my garden and pretending i haven't been dumped by ppl very important to me twice in the past month