[mrsterlingeverything]

I'm on some kind of gayass journey

[infectiouspiss]

the only bmi i care about is bagel mmmyummy itsgotcreamcheese

[papayajuan2019]

batshit normal

[clubcope]

[innocuousquirk]

that silence you hear at the doctor's office? that's the lack of air filtration

[cuppydogshane]

My Name is 8 PM. and I am always arriving when you atrent Looking

[dogpuppy]

[doubleca5t]

Uhhhh let me be queer

[mangonetics]

Spent like 20 minutes scraping a femboy off my windshield

[mangonetics]

Tracker widget in my phone just went from endangered to extinct fuuuuuuck I think that was the last one

[mangonetics]

Like hell you are

[makingimages]

Have sex with books, Be Pregnant with knowledge and give birth to success❤️

[funstyle]

i hate to admit this but i think if i were in a bad mood and spongebob were around i wouldnt be able to navigate that situation with the patience or grace it demands. and i worry he would blame himself

[dogpuppy]

[vampiredoriangray]

your coworker complimenting your outfit: cute sweater!

your gayest friend complimenting your outfit: you look like woke chucky in a sexy way

[a-cipher]

anon I want you to know that I am always thinking about this

[riotd]

i’m very self aware. which unfortunately hasn’t solved anything

[iprotectyou]

[meanbuddhist]

you have to withstand it bro. you have to endure it patiently

[eikotheblue]

oh no