[d-adpool]

not putting my whole pussy into it today lads. you're getting my left labia at best

[wordx]

[achillesinhighheels]

[infectiouspiss]

a second bumblebee has hit the flowers

[inkandpaperqwerty]

I don't even do outlines anymore, but this still happens. Planning means nothing; never has.

[midnightportals]

[badjokesbyjeff]

It’s a five-minute walk from my house to the pub.

It’s a thirty-five minute walk from the pub to my house.

The difference is staggering.

[i-dont--wanna]

God dammit Jeff. I hate that I love it

[neurodivergenttales]

The ‘you’re mature for your age’ to sleeping with a bed full of plushies in your mid twenties pipeline is real

[bitter---wing]

when I unlike a post to relike it for u that's me blowing u a kiss

[disgustinggf]

come over so you can lay on top of me and crush me with your entire body weight

[little-miss-dilf-lover]

please let me happen upon a large sum of money. please let me happen upon a large sum of money. please let me happen upon a large sum of money. please let me happen upon a large sum of money.

[polish-lolita]

[jiggery-and-or-pokery]

So it’s on purpose?!

[1ckyfairy-deactivated20260216]

always

[midnightportals]

[midnightportals]

[pringlewrinkle]

Controversial opinion: whimpering/moaning audios (specifically, the ones where they say please🫠)are hotter than nudes. I said what I said.

[sambrin]

[socialjusticewerewolf]

"I disappear, I cease to exist and it's lovely"

[miyoriia]

Don't fuck around with hardcore kink if you won't take it seriously.

[miyoriia]

via @bissmut

Seconding this. It's not fun and it's not cute when you get hurt in a way that can't be fixed. Even if it feel like just pretend to you it is still real life with real people, and can have real consequences.

[sin-seraphilia]

These are good tags I hope you don't mind me taping them here <3

[skywalkerangst]

adding these tags too <3