Void

🏳️‍⚧️ F-23 lesbo, Free Terran Feralist terrorist, tech engineer, Has a knack for making weapons and tools, Professional nuisance Infested with brain worms, Undying loyalty, slightly psychotic, bad at being a villain

[rebel-cea-void]

((OOC))

Vent post, please ignore if you're not in the right headspace

I might be bad at responding to things for a bit, I'm really sorry. Life has been so hectic and depressing lately and I really don't know how to fix any of it. I've been picking up smoking again just to cope. The world is kind of on fire and all my friends are hurting. I just wanna help and make things better for everyone but It just all feels so impossible.

My brain doesn't work right and I wish it did, because I want to take care of the people I love

It just feels like I'll never be able to even take care of myself...

I'm barely even keeping myself alive, and even when I'm able to remember to eat and sleep and get dressed and get out of bed, I still feel like an awful person for not doing enough to help people.

I just want to be able to function properly, and I just feel so broken, like nothing that I will ever do will actually fix me. Nobody is hiring me, I can't even keep a job without it becoming too much to handle, I just wanna be a normal adult who can take care of herself! Is that so hard to ask?? To have a brain that actually functions properly???

I don't want my friends taking care of me, nobody deserves that. I'm a burden on literally everyone around me and nobody deserves it.

I don't even know how doctor stuff works and I'm confused about insurance, I don't even know how to budget for stuff or do many adult things...

My parents never really taught me how to be on my own, I feel so stunted.

Sorry for the long ass scream into the void, I'm just really scared and I don't know what to do.

I'm sorry.

[rebel-cea-void]

>WAKE UP SOLDIER! I AM SARGEANT STELLA MACROSS, YOUR DRILL SARGEANT, AND YOU WILL REFER TO ME AS SUCH! IS THAT CLEAR SOLDIER?

>WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU, YOU'LL BE READY FOR ANYTHING BUT UNTIL THEN, I'LL BE DRAGGING YOU THROUGH HELL AND BACK. IS THAT CLEAR, SOLDIER!?

>YOU WILL GIVE ME 15 STRETCHING EXERCISES, GET YOUR BLOOD RUNNING SOLDIER, 3 REPETITIONS EACH! AND YOU WILL MAKE YOURSELF A BALANCED, HEALTHY BREAKFAST! IS THAT CLEAR, SOLDIER!? GET MOVING!

YES DRILL SARGENT!!!! I HEAR YOU LOUD AND CLEAR DRILL SARGENT!!!!!

{She immediately gets up and gets started on her stretching, afterwards, she picks a meal from her compiler history. She picks eggs and toast, it was something they would eat at military school for breakfast.}

THANK YOU DRILL SARGENT MACROSS!!!

[3ncrypt3d-c0nn3ct10n]

>THERE'S SOME AVOCADO MISSING THERE SOLDIER! WE DON'T WANT NO VITAMIN DEFICIENCY, OR GETTING TOO LITTLE HEALTHY FATS, NOW DO WE?

[rebel-cea-void]

Yes ma'am sorry ma'am!!!

No we do not drill sergeant ma'am!!

{she compiles some avocado as well to go with her toast}

((OOC))

Sorry, my phone died and I was out all day lol

[3ncrypt3d-c0nn3ct10n]

>GET SOME WATER WITH THAT SOLDIER, HIDRATION IS VITAL FOR YOU!

(OOC: it's okie!! It Happens)

[rebel-cea-void]

YES MA'AM!!

{She chugs her cup of water and almost chokes on it}

Glggh-

Whew...

Man this program is a great motivator!

[3ncrypt3d-c0nn3ct10n]

>GOOD GIRL, SOLDIER!YOU HAD A HEALTHIER BREAKFAST TODAY THAN YOU EVER HAD IN YOUR LIFE! I'M PROUD OF YOU. SEE YOU IN 15 MINUTES

[rebel-cea-void]

Eh- !

...

See you in 15... Drill sergeant...

{she gets dressed in a drab green jumpsuit over her exo armor, while flustered and confused at the praise. She finishes up her routine and walks out into the hall}

[3ncrypt3d-c0nn3ct10n]

Just so you know

I didn't program in that Kind of praise in the program

She/it did that on her/its own

[rebel-cea-void]

The program just did that?

How?

[3ncrypt3d-c0nn3ct10n]

>ATTEEEEEEENTION!

[rebel-cea-void]

{She immediately stands up straight with her feet together, holding a very intense salute, almost like it was a reflex}

[3ncrypt3d-c0nn3ct10n]

>AT EASE, DRONE! SOLDIER! TODAY WE'LL BE RESTARTING YOUR LIFE! AND YOU'LL LOVE IT! IS THAT CLEAR, SOLDIER?

[MAJOR ORDER: locate a habitable water world]

[rebel-cea-void]

Ehh- !

Dr-

....

Gods I'm hearing things, I think?

Ummm... YES MA'AM!!! CRYSTAL CLEAR!!!

Locating now Ms drill sergeant ma'am!!!!

I wonder why a water world?

{she takes her Datapad and plugs it into the ship's radar system, she's able to ping out a massive object. It's located a few systems over, it seems mostly composed of liquid water, its surface seems peaceful, no strong gust readings, though nothing can really be completely determined yet. It's in a binary rotation between two orange dwarf stars, orbiting in a distinct S pattern.}

[3ncrypt3d-c0nn3ct10n]

Let me interrupt you right there, you may encounter the 3 body problem. Only recently did the affini manage to crack the pattern and it works on 12 different math fields terrans don't even know they didn't know they exist. So uhhh... Get another location-

[rebel-cea-void]

Got it!

{She searches again and finds a similarly sized body with an almost identical makeup. This time, it's a bit further away, and it's rotating A yellow G-dwarf star, much like Terra does.}

[rebel-cea-void]

>WAKE UP SOLDIER! I AM SARGEANT STELLA MACROSS, YOUR DRILL SARGEANT, AND YOU WILL REFER TO ME AS SUCH! IS THAT CLEAR SOLDIER?

>WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU, YOU'LL BE READY FOR ANYTHING BUT UNTIL THEN, I'LL BE DRAGGING YOU THROUGH HELL AND BACK. IS THAT CLEAR, SOLDIER!?

>YOU WILL GIVE ME 15 STRETCHING EXERCISES, GET YOUR BLOOD RUNNING SOLDIER, 3 REPETITIONS EACH! AND YOU WILL MAKE YOURSELF A BALANCED, HEALTHY BREAKFAST! IS THAT CLEAR, SOLDIER!? GET MOVING!

YES DRILL SARGENT!!!! I HEAR YOU LOUD AND CLEAR DRILL SARGENT!!!!!

{She immediately gets up and gets started on her stretching, afterwards, she picks a meal from her compiler history. She picks eggs and toast, it was something they would eat at military school for breakfast.}

THANK YOU DRILL SARGENT MACROSS!!!

[3ncrypt3d-c0nn3ct10n]

>THERE'S SOME AVOCADO MISSING THERE SOLDIER! WE DON'T WANT NO VITAMIN DEFICIENCY, OR GETTING TOO LITTLE HEALTHY FATS, NOW DO WE?

[rebel-cea-void]

Yes ma'am sorry ma'am!!!

No we do not drill sergeant ma'am!!

{she compiles some avocado as well to go with her toast}

((OOC))

Sorry, my phone died and I was out all day lol

[3ncrypt3d-c0nn3ct10n]

>GET SOME WATER WITH THAT SOLDIER, HIDRATION IS VITAL FOR YOU!

(OOC: it's okie!! It Happens)

[rebel-cea-void]

YES MA'AM!!

{She chugs her cup of water and almost chokes on it}

Glggh-

Whew...

Man this program is a great motivator!

[3ncrypt3d-c0nn3ct10n]

>GOOD GIRL, SOLDIER!YOU HAD A HEALTHIER BREAKFAST TODAY THAN YOU EVER HAD IN YOUR LIFE! I'M PROUD OF YOU. SEE YOU IN 15 MINUTES

[rebel-cea-void]

Eh- !

...

See you in 15... Drill sergeant...

{she gets dressed in a drab green jumpsuit over her exo armor, while flustered and confused at the praise. She finishes up her routine and walks out into the hall}

[3ncrypt3d-c0nn3ct10n]

Just so you know

I didn't program in that Kind of praise in the program

She/it did that on her/its own

[rebel-cea-void]

The program just did that?

How?

[3ncrypt3d-c0nn3ct10n]

>ATTEEEEEEENTION!

[rebel-cea-void]

{She immediately stands up straight with her feet together, holding a very intense salute, almost like it was a reflex}

[3ncrypt3d-c0nn3ct10n]

>AT EASE, DRONE! SOLDIER! TODAY WE'LL BE RESTARTING YOUR LIFE! AND YOU'LL LOVE IT! IS THAT CLEAR, SOLDIER?

[MAJOR ORDER: locate a habitable water world]

[rebel-cea-void]

Ehh- !

Dr-

....

Gods I'm hearing things, I think?

Ummm... YES MA'AM!!! CRYSTAL CLEAR!!!

Locating now Ms drill sergeant ma'am!!!!

I wonder why a water world?

{she takes her Datapad and plugs it into the ship's radar system, she's able to ping out a massive object. It's located a few systems over, it seems mostly composed of liquid water, its surface seems peaceful, no strong gust readings, though nothing can really be completely determined yet. It's in a binary rotation between two orange dwarf stars, orbiting in a distinct S pattern.}

[rebel-cea-void]

>WAKE UP SOLDIER! I AM SARGEANT STELLA MACROSS, YOUR DRILL SARGEANT, AND YOU WILL REFER TO ME AS SUCH! IS THAT CLEAR SOLDIER?

>WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU, YOU'LL BE READY FOR ANYTHING BUT UNTIL THEN, I'LL BE DRAGGING YOU THROUGH HELL AND BACK. IS THAT CLEAR, SOLDIER!?

>YOU WILL GIVE ME 15 STRETCHING EXERCISES, GET YOUR BLOOD RUNNING SOLDIER, 3 REPETITIONS EACH! AND YOU WILL MAKE YOURSELF A BALANCED, HEALTHY BREAKFAST! IS THAT CLEAR, SOLDIER!? GET MOVING!

YES DRILL SARGENT!!!! I HEAR YOU LOUD AND CLEAR DRILL SARGENT!!!!!

{She immediately gets up and gets started on her stretching, afterwards, she picks a meal from her compiler history. She picks eggs and toast, it was something they would eat at military school for breakfast.}

THANK YOU DRILL SARGENT MACROSS!!!

[3ncrypt3d-c0nn3ct10n]

>THERE'S SOME AVOCADO MISSING THERE SOLDIER! WE DON'T WANT NO VITAMIN DEFICIENCY, OR GETTING TOO LITTLE HEALTHY FATS, NOW DO WE?

[rebel-cea-void]

Yes ma'am sorry ma'am!!!

No we do not drill sergeant ma'am!!

{she compiles some avocado as well to go with her toast}

((OOC))

Sorry, my phone died and I was out all day lol

[3ncrypt3d-c0nn3ct10n]

>GET SOME WATER WITH THAT SOLDIER, HIDRATION IS VITAL FOR YOU!

(OOC: it's okie!! It Happens)

[rebel-cea-void]

YES MA'AM!!

{She chugs her cup of water and almost chokes on it}

Glggh-

Whew...

Man this program is a great motivator!

[3ncrypt3d-c0nn3ct10n]

>GOOD GIRL, SOLDIER!YOU HAD A HEALTHIER BREAKFAST TODAY THAN YOU EVER HAD IN YOUR LIFE! I'M PROUD OF YOU. SEE YOU IN 15 MINUTES

[rebel-cea-void]

Eh- !

...

See you in 15... Drill sergeant...

{she gets dressed in a drab green jumpsuit over her exo armor, while flustered and confused at the praise. She finishes up her routine and walks out into the hall}

[3ncrypt3d-c0nn3ct10n]

Just so you know

I didn't program in that Kind of praise in the program

She/it did that on her/its own

[rebel-cea-void]

The program just did that?

How?

[3ncrypt3d-c0nn3ct10n]

>ATTEEEEEEENTION!

[rebel-cea-void]

{She immediately stands up straight with her feet together, holding a very intense salute, almost like it was a reflex}

[rebel-cea-void]

>WAKE UP SOLDIER! I AM SARGEANT STELLA MACROSS, YOUR DRILL SARGEANT, AND YOU WILL REFER TO ME AS SUCH! IS THAT CLEAR SOLDIER?

>WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU, YOU'LL BE READY FOR ANYTHING BUT UNTIL THEN, I'LL BE DRAGGING YOU THROUGH HELL AND BACK. IS THAT CLEAR, SOLDIER!?

>YOU WILL GIVE ME 15 STRETCHING EXERCISES, GET YOUR BLOOD RUNNING SOLDIER, 3 REPETITIONS EACH! AND YOU WILL MAKE YOURSELF A BALANCED, HEALTHY BREAKFAST! IS THAT CLEAR, SOLDIER!? GET MOVING!

YES DRILL SARGENT!!!! I HEAR YOU LOUD AND CLEAR DRILL SARGENT!!!!!

{She immediately gets up and gets started on her stretching, afterwards, she picks a meal from her compiler history. She picks eggs and toast, it was something they would eat at military school for breakfast.}

THANK YOU DRILL SARGENT MACROSS!!!

[3ncrypt3d-c0nn3ct10n]

>THERE'S SOME AVOCADO MISSING THERE SOLDIER! WE DON'T WANT NO VITAMIN DEFICIENCY, OR GETTING TOO LITTLE HEALTHY FATS, NOW DO WE?

[rebel-cea-void]

Yes ma'am sorry ma'am!!!

No we do not drill sergeant ma'am!!

{she compiles some avocado as well to go with her toast}

((OOC))

Sorry, my phone died and I was out all day lol

[3ncrypt3d-c0nn3ct10n]

>GET SOME WATER WITH THAT SOLDIER, HIDRATION IS VITAL FOR YOU!

(OOC: it's okie!! It Happens)

[rebel-cea-void]

YES MA'AM!!

{She chugs her cup of water and almost chokes on it}

Glggh-

Whew...

Man this program is a great motivator!

[3ncrypt3d-c0nn3ct10n]

>GOOD GIRL, SOLDIER!YOU HAD A HEALTHIER BREAKFAST TODAY THAN YOU EVER HAD IN YOUR LIFE! I'M PROUD OF YOU. SEE YOU IN 15 MINUTES

[rebel-cea-void]

Eh- !

...

See you in 15... Drill sergeant...

{she gets dressed in a drab green jumpsuit over her exo armor, while flustered and confused at the praise. She finishes up her routine and walks out into the hall}

[3ncrypt3d-c0nn3ct10n]

Just so you know

I didn't program in that Kind of praise in the program

She/it did that on her/its own

[rebel-cea-void]

The program just did that?

How?

[3ncrypt3d-c0nn3ct10n]

It must have come across smut or something when learning. No idea though. Creative AI(legaly distinct from generative AI due to the fact its meant to build its own ideas from nothing but its own code) is kind of abstract. Not quite sapient, not quite sentient. It does things on instinct, like Cats, dogs, or other such animals

[rebel-cea-void]

Huh, that's so interesting!

I've never come across anything like that before!

[rebel-cea-void]

>WAKE UP SOLDIER! I AM SARGEANT STELLA MACROSS, YOUR DRILL SARGEANT, AND YOU WILL REFER TO ME AS SUCH! IS THAT CLEAR SOLDIER?

>WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU, YOU'LL BE READY FOR ANYTHING BUT UNTIL THEN, I'LL BE DRAGGING YOU THROUGH HELL AND BACK. IS THAT CLEAR, SOLDIER!?

>YOU WILL GIVE ME 15 STRETCHING EXERCISES, GET YOUR BLOOD RUNNING SOLDIER, 3 REPETITIONS EACH! AND YOU WILL MAKE YOURSELF A BALANCED, HEALTHY BREAKFAST! IS THAT CLEAR, SOLDIER!? GET MOVING!

YES DRILL SARGENT!!!! I HEAR YOU LOUD AND CLEAR DRILL SARGENT!!!!!

{She immediately gets up and gets started on her stretching, afterwards, she picks a meal from her compiler history. She picks eggs and toast, it was something they would eat at military school for breakfast.}

THANK YOU DRILL SARGENT MACROSS!!!

[3ncrypt3d-c0nn3ct10n]

>THERE'S SOME AVOCADO MISSING THERE SOLDIER! WE DON'T WANT NO VITAMIN DEFICIENCY, OR GETTING TOO LITTLE HEALTHY FATS, NOW DO WE?

[rebel-cea-void]

Yes ma'am sorry ma'am!!!

No we do not drill sergeant ma'am!!

{she compiles some avocado as well to go with her toast}

((OOC))

Sorry, my phone died and I was out all day lol

[3ncrypt3d-c0nn3ct10n]

>GET SOME WATER WITH THAT SOLDIER, HIDRATION IS VITAL FOR YOU!

(OOC: it's okie!! It Happens)

[rebel-cea-void]

YES MA'AM!!

{She chugs her cup of water and almost chokes on it}

Glggh-

Whew...

Man this program is a great motivator!

[3ncrypt3d-c0nn3ct10n]

>GOOD GIRL, SOLDIER!YOU HAD A HEALTHIER BREAKFAST TODAY THAN YOU EVER HAD IN YOUR LIFE! I'M PROUD OF YOU. SEE YOU IN 15 MINUTES

[rebel-cea-void]

Eh- !

...

See you in 15... Drill sergeant...

{she gets dressed in a drab green jumpsuit over her exo armor, while flustered and confused at the praise. She finishes up her routine and walks out into the hall}

[3ncrypt3d-c0nn3ct10n]

Just so you know

I didn't program in that Kind of praise in the program

She/it did that on her/its own

[rebel-cea-void]

The program just did that?

How?

[rebel-cea-void]

>WAKE UP SOLDIER! I AM SARGEANT STELLA MACROSS, YOUR DRILL SARGEANT, AND YOU WILL REFER TO ME AS SUCH! IS THAT CLEAR SOLDIER?

>WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU, YOU'LL BE READY FOR ANYTHING BUT UNTIL THEN, I'LL BE DRAGGING YOU THROUGH HELL AND BACK. IS THAT CLEAR, SOLDIER!?

>YOU WILL GIVE ME 15 STRETCHING EXERCISES, GET YOUR BLOOD RUNNING SOLDIER, 3 REPETITIONS EACH! AND YOU WILL MAKE YOURSELF A BALANCED, HEALTHY BREAKFAST! IS THAT CLEAR, SOLDIER!? GET MOVING!

YES DRILL SARGENT!!!! I HEAR YOU LOUD AND CLEAR DRILL SARGENT!!!!!

{She immediately gets up and gets started on her stretching, afterwards, she picks a meal from her compiler history. She picks eggs and toast, it was something they would eat at military school for breakfast.}

THANK YOU DRILL SARGENT MACROSS!!!

[3ncrypt3d-c0nn3ct10n]

>THERE'S SOME AVOCADO MISSING THERE SOLDIER! WE DON'T WANT NO VITAMIN DEFICIENCY, OR GETTING TOO LITTLE HEALTHY FATS, NOW DO WE?

[rebel-cea-void]

Yes ma'am sorry ma'am!!!

No we do not drill sergeant ma'am!!

{she compiles some avocado as well to go with her toast}

((OOC))

Sorry, my phone died and I was out all day lol

[3ncrypt3d-c0nn3ct10n]

>GET SOME WATER WITH THAT SOLDIER, HIDRATION IS VITAL FOR YOU!

(OOC: it's okie!! It Happens)

[rebel-cea-void]

YES MA'AM!!

{She chugs her cup of water and almost chokes on it}

Glggh-

Whew...

Man this program is a great motivator!

[3ncrypt3d-c0nn3ct10n]

>GOOD GIRL, SOLDIER!YOU HAD A HEALTHIER BREAKFAST TODAY THAN YOU EVER HAD IN YOUR LIFE! I'M PROUD OF YOU. SEE YOU IN 15 MINUTES

[rebel-cea-void]

Eh- !

...

See you in 15... Drill sergeant...

{she gets dressed in a drab green jumpsuit over her exo armor, while flustered and confused at the praise. She finishes up her routine and walks out into the hall}

[rebel-cea-void]

You strike me as a person who never got the chance to learn to swim recreationally~ i would love to teach you my little shark~

- guess~

I've been to the beach once a really really really long time ago! It was with my grandma... I never got in the water though. We had a picnic, it was the only time I left home. But I was like four so I don't remember anything too much...

But no, I don't know how to swim, I never learned...

It's actually kind of embarrassing...

I'd love to learn how... But I probably don't need any help... It would be embarrassing if someone taught me now...

...

Heh...

A-And if I was a shark... I wouldn't be little! I'd be biiig and scary and have tons of teeth!!!

Ehehehe...

...

*sigh*

I.... I mean....

Sorry.... I don't need help... I'm okay...

Sorry...

[amaryllis-lilium]

Big scary shark swimming through a sea of vines~ how adorable~ id even let you nibble on them little one~

[rebel-cea-void]

Heyyyy!!!!

I'm notttt....

UGHHH....

I'm....

{obviously extremely flustered and having a hard time finding words}

Shut up!!

((OOC))

Sorry my phone was dead all day lol

[amaryllis-lilium]

Ill get a nice big pool installed in our hab for you to swim in little one~ youll make the cutest little shark~

{A picture of astrid with fins and some gills appears}

((OOC))

Youre all good

[rebel-cea-void]

H-Heyy!

Listen here! Just because I'm having second thoughts about how I was raised, does not mean that I'm gonna be a pet!! And I'm perfectly fine on land!

ᴵ ᵈᵒ ʳᵉᵃˡˡʸ ʳᵉᵃˡˡʸ ʳᵉᵃˡˡʸ ˡᶦᵏᵉ ˢʰᵃʳᵏˢ ᵗʰᵒᵘᵍʰ......

NOT THAT I'M GONNA!

But even if I wanted any, I need to research all the animals and watch videos of them because I need to make an educated decision!!!

N-Not that I'm getting any body mods anyway!

Because I'm n-not!

[amaryllis-lilium]

{About 2 terrabytes worth of shark videos gets sent to her communicator}

Research my little one

{Said in the more gremlin evil voice ever}

[rebel-cea-void]

Woaaaaww.......

{She zones out completely and stares into her portable screen, videos of sharks reflecting off of her helmet. Her attention never broken}

ˢʰᵃʳʳʳʳʳʳʳᵏˢ.....

[amaryllis-lilium]

How can terrans be so cuteeee!!!

{A large pool, bigger than the ship astrid is on appears}

Got your pool setup little sharky~

[rebel-cea-void]

{She flinches a bit after having her focus broken}

Wha? ...

Huh?

I don't even know how to swim!!

....

Gggvh-

And I'm not a shark!

Or a puppy!

I'm a free human Terran!

[amaryllis-lilium]

Ill teach you my lovely sea puppy~

[rebel-cea-void]

hmphh-

{She puts her face in her hands, curling into a ball}

Sh-shuttt uppp....

I can learn on my own...

[amaryllis-lilium]

You can~ but i wanna teach you. So i will :::3

[rebel-cea-void]

urrrghhhhhh.........

This is so embarrassing.....

[amaryllis-lilium]

How so? Learning a new skill is something to be proud of!

[rebel-cea-void]

Because people usually know how to swim by the time they're adults?

It's humiliating

And- And you're trying to kidnap me!

So no thanks!

[amaryllis-lilium]

I mean a lot of terrans didnt, and I'm not trying to kidnap you! Im succeeding~~

[rebel-cea-void]

Grhhh!!!

Youuu-

I'm gonna-

...

You are not succeeding!!

[amaryllis-lilium]

So you haven't dreamed about my vines, my pets, being my puppy~

[rebel-cea-void]

No.....

I...I....

YOU'RE MESSING WITH MY HEAD!!!

[rebel-cea-void]

You strike me as a person who never got the chance to learn to swim recreationally~ i would love to teach you my little shark~

- guess~

I've been to the beach once a really really really long time ago! It was with my grandma... I never got in the water though. We had a picnic, it was the only time I left home. But I was like four so I don't remember anything too much...

But no, I don't know how to swim, I never learned...

It's actually kind of embarrassing...

I'd love to learn how... But I probably don't need any help... It would be embarrassing if someone taught me now...

...

Heh...

A-And if I was a shark... I wouldn't be little! I'd be biiig and scary and have tons of teeth!!!

Ehehehe...

...

*sigh*

I.... I mean....

Sorry.... I don't need help... I'm okay...

Sorry...

[amaryllis-lilium]

Big scary shark swimming through a sea of vines~ how adorable~ id even let you nibble on them little one~

[rebel-cea-void]

Heyyyy!!!!

I'm notttt....

UGHHH....

I'm....

{obviously extremely flustered and having a hard time finding words}

Shut up!!

((OOC))

Sorry my phone was dead all day lol

[amaryllis-lilium]

Ill get a nice big pool installed in our hab for you to swim in little one~ youll make the cutest little shark~

{A picture of astrid with fins and some gills appears}

((OOC))

Youre all good

[rebel-cea-void]

H-Heyy!

Listen here! Just because I'm having second thoughts about how I was raised, does not mean that I'm gonna be a pet!! And I'm perfectly fine on land!

ᴵ ᵈᵒ ʳᵉᵃˡˡʸ ʳᵉᵃˡˡʸ ʳᵉᵃˡˡʸ ˡᶦᵏᵉ ˢʰᵃʳᵏˢ ᵗʰᵒᵘᵍʰ......

NOT THAT I'M GONNA!

But even if I wanted any, I need to research all the animals and watch videos of them because I need to make an educated decision!!!

N-Not that I'm getting any body mods anyway!

Because I'm n-not!

[amaryllis-lilium]

{About 2 terrabytes worth of shark videos gets sent to her communicator}

Research my little one

{Said in the more gremlin evil voice ever}

[rebel-cea-void]

Woaaaaww.......

{She zones out completely and stares into her portable screen, videos of sharks reflecting off of her helmet. Her attention never broken}

ˢʰᵃʳʳʳʳʳʳʳᵏˢ.....

[amaryllis-lilium]

How can terrans be so cuteeee!!!

{A large pool, bigger than the ship astrid is on appears}

Got your pool setup little sharky~

[rebel-cea-void]

{She flinches a bit after having her focus broken}

Wha? ...

Huh?

I don't even know how to swim!!

....

Gggvh-

And I'm not a shark!

Or a puppy!

I'm a free human Terran!

[amaryllis-lilium]

Ill teach you my lovely sea puppy~

[rebel-cea-void]

hmphh-

{She puts her face in her hands, curling into a ball}

Sh-shuttt uppp....

I can learn on my own...

[amaryllis-lilium]

You can~ but i wanna teach you. So i will :::3

[rebel-cea-void]

urrrghhhhhh.........

This is so embarrassing.....

[amaryllis-lilium]

How so? Learning a new skill is something to be proud of!

[rebel-cea-void]

Because people usually know how to swim by the time they're adults?

It's humiliating

And- And you're trying to kidnap me!

So no thanks!

[amaryllis-lilium]

I mean a lot of terrans didnt, and I'm not trying to kidnap you! Im succeeding~~

[rebel-cea-void]

Grhhh!!!

Youuu-

I'm gonna-

...

You are not succeeding!!

[rebel-cea-void]

You strike me as a person who never got the chance to learn to swim recreationally~ i would love to teach you my little shark~

- guess~

I've been to the beach once a really really really long time ago! It was with my grandma... I never got in the water though. We had a picnic, it was the only time I left home. But I was like four so I don't remember anything too much...

But no, I don't know how to swim, I never learned...

It's actually kind of embarrassing...

I'd love to learn how... But I probably don't need any help... It would be embarrassing if someone taught me now...

...

Heh...

A-And if I was a shark... I wouldn't be little! I'd be biiig and scary and have tons of teeth!!!

Ehehehe...

...

*sigh*

I.... I mean....

Sorry.... I don't need help... I'm okay...

Sorry...

[amaryllis-lilium]

Big scary shark swimming through a sea of vines~ how adorable~ id even let you nibble on them little one~

[rebel-cea-void]

Heyyyy!!!!

I'm notttt....

UGHHH....

I'm....

{obviously extremely flustered and having a hard time finding words}

Shut up!!

((OOC))

Sorry my phone was dead all day lol

[amaryllis-lilium]

Ill get a nice big pool installed in our hab for you to swim in little one~ youll make the cutest little shark~

{A picture of astrid with fins and some gills appears}

((OOC))

Youre all good

[rebel-cea-void]

H-Heyy!

Listen here! Just because I'm having second thoughts about how I was raised, does not mean that I'm gonna be a pet!! And I'm perfectly fine on land!

ᴵ ᵈᵒ ʳᵉᵃˡˡʸ ʳᵉᵃˡˡʸ ʳᵉᵃˡˡʸ ˡᶦᵏᵉ ˢʰᵃʳᵏˢ ᵗʰᵒᵘᵍʰ......

NOT THAT I'M GONNA!

But even if I wanted any, I need to research all the animals and watch videos of them because I need to make an educated decision!!!

N-Not that I'm getting any body mods anyway!

Because I'm n-not!

[amaryllis-lilium]

{About 2 terrabytes worth of shark videos gets sent to her communicator}

Research my little one

{Said in the more gremlin evil voice ever}

[rebel-cea-void]

Woaaaaww.......

{She zones out completely and stares into her portable screen, videos of sharks reflecting off of her helmet. Her attention never broken}

ˢʰᵃʳʳʳʳʳʳʳᵏˢ.....

[amaryllis-lilium]

How can terrans be so cuteeee!!!

{A large pool, bigger than the ship astrid is on appears}

Got your pool setup little sharky~

[rebel-cea-void]

{She flinches a bit after having her focus broken}

Wha? ...

Huh?

I don't even know how to swim!!

....

Gggvh-

And I'm not a shark!

Or a puppy!

I'm a free human Terran!

[amaryllis-lilium]

Ill teach you my lovely sea puppy~

[rebel-cea-void]

hmphh-

{She puts her face in her hands, curling into a ball}

Sh-shuttt uppp....

I can learn on my own...

[amaryllis-lilium]

You can~ but i wanna teach you. So i will :::3

[rebel-cea-void]

urrrghhhhhh.........

This is so embarrassing.....

[amaryllis-lilium]

How so? Learning a new skill is something to be proud of!

[rebel-cea-void]

Because people usually know how to swim by the time they're adults?

It's humiliating

And- And you're trying to kidnap me!

So no thanks!

[rebel-cea-void]

You strike me as a person who never got the chance to learn to swim recreationally~ i would love to teach you my little shark~

- guess~

I've been to the beach once a really really really long time ago! It was with my grandma... I never got in the water though. We had a picnic, it was the only time I left home. But I was like four so I don't remember anything too much...

But no, I don't know how to swim, I never learned...

It's actually kind of embarrassing...

I'd love to learn how... But I probably don't need any help... It would be embarrassing if someone taught me now...

...

Heh...

A-And if I was a shark... I wouldn't be little! I'd be biiig and scary and have tons of teeth!!!

Ehehehe...

...

*sigh*

I.... I mean....

Sorry.... I don't need help... I'm okay...

Sorry...

[amaryllis-lilium]

Big scary shark swimming through a sea of vines~ how adorable~ id even let you nibble on them little one~

[rebel-cea-void]

Heyyyy!!!!

I'm notttt....

UGHHH....

I'm....

{obviously extremely flustered and having a hard time finding words}

Shut up!!

((OOC))

Sorry my phone was dead all day lol

[amaryllis-lilium]

Ill get a nice big pool installed in our hab for you to swim in little one~ youll make the cutest little shark~

{A picture of astrid with fins and some gills appears}

((OOC))

Youre all good

[rebel-cea-void]

H-Heyy!

Listen here! Just because I'm having second thoughts about how I was raised, does not mean that I'm gonna be a pet!! And I'm perfectly fine on land!

ᴵ ᵈᵒ ʳᵉᵃˡˡʸ ʳᵉᵃˡˡʸ ʳᵉᵃˡˡʸ ˡᶦᵏᵉ ˢʰᵃʳᵏˢ ᵗʰᵒᵘᵍʰ......

NOT THAT I'M GONNA!

But even if I wanted any, I need to research all the animals and watch videos of them because I need to make an educated decision!!!

N-Not that I'm getting any body mods anyway!

Because I'm n-not!

[amaryllis-lilium]

{About 2 terrabytes worth of shark videos gets sent to her communicator}

Research my little one

{Said in the more gremlin evil voice ever}

[rebel-cea-void]

Woaaaaww.......

{She zones out completely and stares into her portable screen, videos of sharks reflecting off of her helmet. Her attention never broken}

ˢʰᵃʳʳʳʳʳʳʳᵏˢ.....

[amaryllis-lilium]

How can terrans be so cuteeee!!!

{A large pool, bigger than the ship astrid is on appears}

Got your pool setup little sharky~

[rebel-cea-void]

{She flinches a bit after having her focus broken}

Wha? ...

Huh?

I don't even know how to swim!!

....

Gggvh-

And I'm not a shark!

Or a puppy!

I'm a free human Terran!

[amaryllis-lilium]

Ill teach you my lovely sea puppy~

[rebel-cea-void]

hmphh-

{She puts her face in her hands, curling into a ball}

Sh-shuttt uppp....

I can learn on my own...

[amaryllis-lilium]

You can~ but i wanna teach you. So i will :::3

[rebel-cea-void]

urrrghhhhhh.........

This is so embarrassing.....

[rebel-cea-void]

You strike me as a person who never got the chance to learn to swim recreationally~ i would love to teach you my little shark~

- guess~

I've been to the beach once a really really really long time ago! It was with my grandma... I never got in the water though. We had a picnic, it was the only time I left home. But I was like four so I don't remember anything too much...

But no, I don't know how to swim, I never learned...

It's actually kind of embarrassing...

I'd love to learn how... But I probably don't need any help... It would be embarrassing if someone taught me now...

...

Heh...

A-And if I was a shark... I wouldn't be little! I'd be biiig and scary and have tons of teeth!!!

Ehehehe...

...

*sigh*

I.... I mean....

Sorry.... I don't need help... I'm okay...

Sorry...

[amaryllis-lilium]

Big scary shark swimming through a sea of vines~ how adorable~ id even let you nibble on them little one~

[rebel-cea-void]

Heyyyy!!!!

I'm notttt....

UGHHH....

I'm....

{obviously extremely flustered and having a hard time finding words}

Shut up!!

((OOC))

Sorry my phone was dead all day lol

[amaryllis-lilium]

Ill get a nice big pool installed in our hab for you to swim in little one~ youll make the cutest little shark~

{A picture of astrid with fins and some gills appears}

((OOC))

Youre all good

[rebel-cea-void]

H-Heyy!

Listen here! Just because I'm having second thoughts about how I was raised, does not mean that I'm gonna be a pet!! And I'm perfectly fine on land!

ᴵ ᵈᵒ ʳᵉᵃˡˡʸ ʳᵉᵃˡˡʸ ʳᵉᵃˡˡʸ ˡᶦᵏᵉ ˢʰᵃʳᵏˢ ᵗʰᵒᵘᵍʰ......

NOT THAT I'M GONNA!

But even if I wanted any, I need to research all the animals and watch videos of them because I need to make an educated decision!!!

N-Not that I'm getting any body mods anyway!

Because I'm n-not!

[amaryllis-lilium]

{About 2 terrabytes worth of shark videos gets sent to her communicator}

Research my little one

{Said in the more gremlin evil voice ever}

[rebel-cea-void]

Woaaaaww.......

{She zones out completely and stares into her portable screen, videos of sharks reflecting off of her helmet. Her attention never broken}

ˢʰᵃʳʳʳʳʳʳʳᵏˢ.....

[amaryllis-lilium]

How can terrans be so cuteeee!!!

{A large pool, bigger than the ship astrid is on appears}

Got your pool setup little sharky~

[rebel-cea-void]

{She flinches a bit after having her focus broken}

Wha? ...

Huh?

I don't even know how to swim!!

....

Gggvh-

And I'm not a shark!

Or a puppy!

I'm a free human Terran!

[amaryllis-lilium]

Ill teach you my lovely sea puppy~

[rebel-cea-void]

hmphh-

{She puts her face in her hands, curling into a ball}

Sh-shuttt uppp....

I can learn on my own...

[rebel-cea-void]

You strike me as a person who never got the chance to learn to swim recreationally~ i would love to teach you my little shark~

- guess~

I've been to the beach once a really really really long time ago! It was with my grandma... I never got in the water though. We had a picnic, it was the only time I left home. But I was like four so I don't remember anything too much...

But no, I don't know how to swim, I never learned...

It's actually kind of embarrassing...

I'd love to learn how... But I probably don't need any help... It would be embarrassing if someone taught me now...

...

Heh...

A-And if I was a shark... I wouldn't be little! I'd be biiig and scary and have tons of teeth!!!

Ehehehe...

...

*sigh*

I.... I mean....

Sorry.... I don't need help... I'm okay...

Sorry...

[amaryllis-lilium]

Big scary shark swimming through a sea of vines~ how adorable~ id even let you nibble on them little one~

[rebel-cea-void]

Heyyyy!!!!

I'm notttt....

UGHHH....

I'm....

{obviously extremely flustered and having a hard time finding words}

Shut up!!

((OOC))

Sorry my phone was dead all day lol

[amaryllis-lilium]

Ill get a nice big pool installed in our hab for you to swim in little one~ youll make the cutest little shark~

{A picture of astrid with fins and some gills appears}

((OOC))

Youre all good

[rebel-cea-void]

H-Heyy!

Listen here! Just because I'm having second thoughts about how I was raised, does not mean that I'm gonna be a pet!! And I'm perfectly fine on land!

ᴵ ᵈᵒ ʳᵉᵃˡˡʸ ʳᵉᵃˡˡʸ ʳᵉᵃˡˡʸ ˡᶦᵏᵉ ˢʰᵃʳᵏˢ ᵗʰᵒᵘᵍʰ......

NOT THAT I'M GONNA!

But even if I wanted any, I need to research all the animals and watch videos of them because I need to make an educated decision!!!

N-Not that I'm getting any body mods anyway!

Because I'm n-not!

[amaryllis-lilium]

{About 2 terrabytes worth of shark videos gets sent to her communicator}

Research my little one

{Said in the more gremlin evil voice ever}

[rebel-cea-void]

Woaaaaww.......

{She zones out completely and stares into her portable screen, videos of sharks reflecting off of her helmet. Her attention never broken}

ˢʰᵃʳʳʳʳʳʳʳᵏˢ.....

[amaryllis-lilium]

How can terrans be so cuteeee!!!

{A large pool, bigger than the ship astrid is on appears}

Got your pool setup little sharky~

[rebel-cea-void]

{She flinches a bit after having her focus broken}

Wha? ...

Huh?

I don't even know how to swim!!

....

Gggvh-

And I'm not a shark!

Or a puppy!

I'm a free human Terran!

[rebel-cea-void]

You strike me as a person who never got the chance to learn to swim recreationally~ i would love to teach you my little shark~

- guess~

I've been to the beach once a really really really long time ago! It was with my grandma... I never got in the water though. We had a picnic, it was the only time I left home. But I was like four so I don't remember anything too much...

But no, I don't know how to swim, I never learned...

It's actually kind of embarrassing...

I'd love to learn how... But I probably don't need any help... It would be embarrassing if someone taught me now...

...

Heh...

A-And if I was a shark... I wouldn't be little! I'd be biiig and scary and have tons of teeth!!!

Ehehehe...

...

*sigh*

I.... I mean....

Sorry.... I don't need help... I'm okay...

Sorry...

[amaryllis-lilium]

Big scary shark swimming through a sea of vines~ how adorable~ id even let you nibble on them little one~

[rebel-cea-void]

Heyyyy!!!!

I'm notttt....

UGHHH....

I'm....

{obviously extremely flustered and having a hard time finding words}

Shut up!!

((OOC))

Sorry my phone was dead all day lol

[amaryllis-lilium]

Ill get a nice big pool installed in our hab for you to swim in little one~ youll make the cutest little shark~

{A picture of astrid with fins and some gills appears}

((OOC))

Youre all good

[rebel-cea-void]

H-Heyy!

Listen here! Just because I'm having second thoughts about how I was raised, does not mean that I'm gonna be a pet!! And I'm perfectly fine on land!

ᴵ ᵈᵒ ʳᵉᵃˡˡʸ ʳᵉᵃˡˡʸ ʳᵉᵃˡˡʸ ˡᶦᵏᵉ ˢʰᵃʳᵏˢ ᵗʰᵒᵘᵍʰ......

NOT THAT I'M GONNA!

But even if I wanted any, I need to research all the animals and watch videos of them because I need to make an educated decision!!!

N-Not that I'm getting any body mods anyway!

Because I'm n-not!

[amaryllis-lilium]

{About 2 terrabytes worth of shark videos gets sent to her communicator}

Research my little one

{Said in the more gremlin evil voice ever}

[rebel-cea-void]

Woaaaaww.......

{She zones out completely and stares into her portable screen, videos of sharks reflecting off of her helmet. Her attention never broken}

ˢʰᵃʳʳʳʳʳʳʳᵏˢ.....

[rebel-cea-void]

>WAKE UP SOLDIER! I AM SARGEANT STELLA MACROSS, YOUR DRILL SARGEANT, AND YOU WILL REFER TO ME AS SUCH! IS THAT CLEAR SOLDIER?

>WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU, YOU'LL BE READY FOR ANYTHING BUT UNTIL THEN, I'LL BE DRAGGING YOU THROUGH HELL AND BACK. IS THAT CLEAR, SOLDIER!?

>YOU WILL GIVE ME 15 STRETCHING EXERCISES, GET YOUR BLOOD RUNNING SOLDIER, 3 REPETITIONS EACH! AND YOU WILL MAKE YOURSELF A BALANCED, HEALTHY BREAKFAST! IS THAT CLEAR, SOLDIER!? GET MOVING!

YES DRILL SARGENT!!!! I HEAR YOU LOUD AND CLEAR DRILL SARGENT!!!!!

{She immediately gets up and gets started on her stretching, afterwards, she picks a meal from her compiler history. She picks eggs and toast, it was something they would eat at military school for breakfast.}

THANK YOU DRILL SARGENT MACROSS!!!

[3ncrypt3d-c0nn3ct10n]

>THERE'S SOME AVOCADO MISSING THERE SOLDIER! WE DON'T WANT NO VITAMIN DEFICIENCY, OR GETTING TOO LITTLE HEALTHY FATS, NOW DO WE?

[rebel-cea-void]

Yes ma'am sorry ma'am!!!

No we do not drill sergeant ma'am!!

{she compiles some avocado as well to go with her toast}

((OOC))

Sorry, my phone died and I was out all day lol

[3ncrypt3d-c0nn3ct10n]

>GET SOME WATER WITH THAT SOLDIER, HIDRATION IS VITAL FOR YOU!

(OOC: it's okie!! It Happens)

[rebel-cea-void]

YES MA'AM!!

{She chugs her cup of water and almost chokes on it}

Glggh-

Whew...

Man this program is a great motivator!

[rebel-cea-void]

You strike me as a person who never got the chance to learn to swim recreationally~ i would love to teach you my little shark~

- guess~

I've been to the beach once a really really really long time ago! It was with my grandma... I never got in the water though. We had a picnic, it was the only time I left home. But I was like four so I don't remember anything too much...

But no, I don't know how to swim, I never learned...

It's actually kind of embarrassing...

I'd love to learn how... But I probably don't need any help... It would be embarrassing if someone taught me now...

...

Heh...

A-And if I was a shark... I wouldn't be little! I'd be biiig and scary and have tons of teeth!!!

Ehehehe...

...

*sigh*

I.... I mean....

Sorry.... I don't need help... I'm okay...

Sorry...

[amaryllis-lilium]

Big scary shark swimming through a sea of vines~ how adorable~ id even let you nibble on them little one~

[rebel-cea-void]

Heyyyy!!!!

I'm notttt....

UGHHH....

I'm....

{obviously extremely flustered and having a hard time finding words}

Shut up!!

((OOC))

Sorry my phone was dead all day lol

[amaryllis-lilium]

Ill get a nice big pool installed in our hab for you to swim in little one~ youll make the cutest little shark~

{A picture of astrid with fins and some gills appears}

((OOC))

Youre all good

[rebel-cea-void]

H-Heyy!

Listen here! Just because I'm having second thoughts about how I was raised, does not mean that I'm gonna be a pet!! And I'm perfectly fine on land!

ᴵ ᵈᵒ ʳᵉᵃˡˡʸ ʳᵉᵃˡˡʸ ʳᵉᵃˡˡʸ ˡᶦᵏᵉ ˢʰᵃʳᵏˢ ᵗʰᵒᵘᵍʰ......

NOT THAT I'M GONNA!

But even if I wanted any, I need to research all the animals and watch videos of them because I need to make an educated decision!!!

N-Not that I'm getting any body mods anyway!

Because I'm n-not!

[rebel-cea-void]

You strike me as a person who never got the chance to learn to swim recreationally~ i would love to teach you my little shark~

- guess~

I've been to the beach once a really really really long time ago! It was with my grandma... I never got in the water though. We had a picnic, it was the only time I left home. But I was like four so I don't remember anything too much...

But no, I don't know how to swim, I never learned...

It's actually kind of embarrassing...

I'd love to learn how... But I probably don't need any help... It would be embarrassing if someone taught me now...

...

Heh...

A-And if I was a shark... I wouldn't be little! I'd be biiig and scary and have tons of teeth!!!

Ehehehe...

...

*sigh*

I.... I mean....

Sorry.... I don't need help... I'm okay...

Sorry...

[amaryllis-lilium]

Big scary shark swimming through a sea of vines~ how adorable~ id even let you nibble on them little one~

[rebel-cea-void]

Heyyyy!!!!

I'm notttt....

UGHHH....

I'm....

{obviously extremely flustered and having a hard time finding words}

Shut up!!

((OOC))

Sorry my phone was dead all day lol