#hdg rp

[clovertherebel]

So turns out if you don’t hide the fact that you like being pet people will pet you and will see it as socially acceptable.

I’m having a very pleasant evening~

[october-val]

And they Lived Happily Ever After…

The End

[ami-independentflortbait]

"My son is totally fine"

Sir, your daughter was first in line to the domestication center when the Affini arrived

Well, that means she is totally fine now, I guess

[choko-predap-second-bloom]

You might be a floret if: 1. You run slower than I do. 2. I know where you live. 3. You look cute when you sleep <3

[tuliptulpantango]

Feralist: F*CK OFF, THE INDOMITABLE TERRAN SPIRIT WILL FOREVER-

How you look:

[floracompacttoday]

Hello Petals~ Wanted to do a little mental exercise with you today!

Can you cuties imagine something for me~? Close your eyes and relax, put yourself inside your happy place, a relaxing bath, a you sized fluffy like a cloud doggy bed, whatever makes you feel the calmest~

You’re there, relaxed, comfy, peaceful, as you feel something poking at you, gently prodding, wrapping, the familiar feeing of vine and leaves finding their way around, wrapping around you so gently and caring, gently caressing your chin slowly sliding to your neck~ From one vine to two, three to four, more and more, place by place, caress after caress, making you feel like the prettiest, most loved thing around, cause that’s exactly what you are, such a good floret~ <3

Hope that painted a nice image cuties~

[agonizedspacetrooper]

I know I say it a lot but this war is so fucking stupid. Half of my orders are like “hey we need you guys to terminate this enemy organism” and this is the organism in question:

LIKE NO DUDE IM NOT BAYONET CHARGING THAT FUCKING THING! ITS GONNA KICK MY ASS SO HARD IM NOT EVEN GONNA BE THE SAME SPECIES WHEN ITS DONE WITH ME!

Im gonna have like a key sticking out of my back or have dog ears or be a robot or some bullshit like that. This literally always happens to our troops, I swear to god my superiors are allergic to learning. I just hope they’re dumb enough to never check that the “confirmed kills” I send them are all pictures of random plants that I found.

[wulthra-vale-4th-bloom]

Hello Tanglr (Such a cute name) I hope you are all enjoying yourselves in the new Terran Protectorate. A lovely sophont painted this portrait of me shortly upon my arrival to Terra. I look forward to meeting all you little flowers soon. 🌸🌹🌺