Hey, kid! Yeah, the one who looks bored as hell sitting there with your face glued to your phone.
Don’t look at me like that, I’m not judgin’! Just saying, you do look kinda bored. Maybe you could help me out with something.
You hear about that new villain rehabilitation center? ....What, seriously? What kind of rock do you live under? Well, whatever. They’ve been rounding us heroes up to help it become successful. Problem is, there's only a few of us for how much work we’ve got piled up.
You don’t look like you’ve got a whole lot going on, so why don’t you apply? I’m sure there’s a spot for you somewhere. Here, I’ve got some applications on hand.
Can’t stick around to answer questions all day, but if you head to the address on that application, I’m sure they can answer aaaaall your questions and get you sorted out.
Gotta run, kid, but hopefully I’ll be seeing you around.










