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@rebirthpyre
Just finished Jaiden’s Platinum Nuzlocke and oh boy, did that inspire me to something very evil and very fun.
I might end up running a new muse and forcing this fandom to accept me back into it.
Maybe.
Probably.
Please love me I miss writing my idiot Pokemon Muses So Much.
“SKRAAAAAAAA.”
“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-”
they are the shiny charms themselves
“Team Rocket’s really been pullin’ some shit lately. I’d beat the shit outta ‘em all if I could, but for now, it’s best’a take care of their Pokemon. Besides...” Wes says as he lowers a newly purified Rattata to the ground. The Critter chirps happily in his hands and rubs against his fingers.
“You look like yer feelin’ much better now, huh? Let’s get ‘ya some friends, lil’ cutie. Yer part’a the family from now on.”
ag-gravated:
“Including masterballs?”
“All’a ‘yer Master Balls!”
ag-gravated:
“Tha-” Stops and counts on his fingers for a moment.
“Yeah, that checks out.”
“Five Legendary Pokemon I don’t have in PokeBalls, and if you want to misuse them you absolutely chuck hundreds of balls at them.”
ag-gravated
“Listen I don’t understand the number or why it went down but like that’s not the point.”
“Entei. Raikou. Suicune. Ho-oh. Celebi. I miscounted. Tha’s only five.”
“Five. The Number is five Legendaries.”
“I got six whole legends in Balls right now. Y’all’er weak.”
“...I mean. I ain’t got shit, ‘nd they’re.. heheh.. t-totally able to be captured by evil people who wanna misuse ‘em. Keep tryin’, ‘nd don’t use anything other than PokeBalls to try and get ‘em.”
ag-gravated:
“Why would you put lube on your thighs?”
“Keep ‘yer thighs from chaffin’. Thigh lube.”
ag-gravated:
“YOu put wHAT on your tights?”
“Thigh Lube. On ‘yer thighs.”
@ag-gravated || continued
“Yanno. Thigh Lube. That shit ‘ya put on ‘yer thighs to lube ‘em up.”
childmagazine:
https://www.instagram.com/p/CAX-tMElyi5/?igshid=19hxynxvfvsfe
empatheticaura:
“You guys… even in hot deserts it’s still cold at night, like freeze to death quickly cold. And jackets are just insulators. They keep you warm if the air around you is colder than your body temperature, but they keep you cool if it’s hotter than your body temperature. Also, it’s good protection from the sun, and, depending on the desert, it may be beneficial to prevent getting bitten by Arbok’s or the like or stung by Gliscor or Skorupi. It’s… it’s not that confusing as to why one would cover-up in any desert, be it a cold one or a warm one.”
“The Desert Hurts. Covering up yer fuckin’ body can help.”
“Orre’s Haunted.” Wes is holding Lux like a gun.
“Bre!” Lux makes a noise that almost sounds like a gun cocking.
Almost, but not super like a gun.
ag-gravated:
i love seeing well thought out orre headcanons but my favorite will always be the ones that i helped @rebirthpyre get to which is that orre is literally just cursed
Ho-oh said “Fuck this ground in particular” and burned away all life in Orre entirely on accident, and honestly that’s fun to me.
