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Dear diary,
I apologize for not writing more often here.. It's been quite exhausting for me to get used to so many people and I have to say, things here are definately NOT calm and quiet. I love to be here, don't get me wrong! I just need some space :-)
Fifi is surprisingly a good cuddler….
Can I hug Fifi?
Of course!! Fifi loves hugs!
She looks absolutely adorable! I'd love to give her a pat or two~
Dear diary,
After the camping trip and hanging out with the dogs and Fifi, I think I want to adopt a pet!! (*≧▽≦)
If anyone has name suggestions, please feel free to let me know!
That's an amazing idea, Patty! You definately should adopt a pet, but be aware of the fact that you'll have to take good care of it! Worry not though, I'm always here to help if you'll ever need it~
About the name.. Well, it really depends on a breed, doesn't it? Maybe try and name it after something that it reminds you of, or something connected to it's personality!
I CAUGHT THE BIGGEST FREAKING FISH WHILE FISHING I HAVE DINNER FOR EVERYONE
S'MORE FISH
WHY THE FUCK DOES THAT SOUND FUCKING GOOD?
NO IT DOESN’T WE’RE NOT EATING S’MORE FISH
WELL IM SORRY BUT I AM
This does NOT sound like a good idea, my dear
It’s worth a try
...is it?
I CAUGHT THE BIGGEST FREAKING FISH WHILE FISHING I HAVE DINNER FOR EVERYONE
S'MORE FISH
WHY THE FUCK DOES THAT SOUND FUCKING GOOD?
NO IT DOESN’T WE’RE NOT EATING S’MORE FISH
WELL IM SORRY BUT I AM
This does NOT sound like a good idea, my dear
I’m going fishing who else wants to come, I’ll teach you.
Oh, I’d love to! I never tried fishing before.
Fishing is very fun! I found the perfect spot! I brought a few extra fishing rods!
That's great! I wonder if anyone would like to join us?
I’m going fishing who else wants to come, I’ll teach you.
Oh, I'd love to! I never tried fishing before.
so, I lost a Rock-Paper-Scissors match against Kyrie on what trip to go next and ding ding ding, guess what tHE FUCK OUR DAMN NEXT TRIP IS,
we’re going camping yeah, I said it, camping, She said it’d be nice for everyone to stop being around kitchens and lighting Devil May Cry on fire so she decided on damn Camping. Everyone pack your fucking bags because all we’re going to see for the next day is tree, tree and more fucking squirrels.
I’ll get the van ready, I already know we’re gonna need it!
Oh my, maybe we’ll see some wolves and hell prides there!
Eva, let’s go packing, we’ll need that big tent from summer home!
I’m already in the van with my squeaky toy LETS ROLL!! Meow!!
kyrie invited everyone, and by everyone, I mean everyone, i fucking hope everyone knows how to play tetris
In the meanwhile we’re not in the city, it’s time for some renovations! I refuse to let you all continue living in falling apart buildings and apartments!
If they won’t end when we come back, we’ll live in summer home.
Also, I’ll do some warding job, so they won’t last a century, they’ll last a millenium, mark my words.
SUMmER H O ME!?
I think camping is a wonderful idea! Because I can use this time to teach all of you on how to cook and not catch anything on fire.
Yeah, summer home.
When Dante and Vergil were born, though, we used winter home for years, because wards were better (until one mutt hadn’t destroyed a chandelier) and because of fireplaces. Also, Eva didn’t want to traumatise them with moving. So they probably still don’t even know about it.
Oh, camping will be fun! Let’s try not to start a forest fire, okay?
oH GOD GRANDMA DON’T JINX IT PLEASE, nICO JUST CAME AROUND WITH THE VAN SO WE’RE PUTTING SHIT INSIDE, WHO EVER WANTS TO BRING FOOD, BRING FOOD BESIDES PIZZA COUGHCOUGHYOUKNOWWHOTHEFUCKYOUARE COUGH COUGH ANYWAYS HURRY UP BEFORE YOU MISS THE RIDE
@nerosdailydiary you never answered my question about if I had to attend. I am quite wary of Lady Kyrie’s wrath.
Just take all of your dogs and go! I want to pat them! (*＾▽＾)／
Ah, should I be packing as well? I can bring all kinds of foods!
Dear diary,
Hello everybody! I realized a lot of us have diaries here so I decided it wouldn’t hurt to make one myself. (-: I am still figuring this ‘internet’ out, but I’m hoping it won’t be as hard as it looks!
@pattydiary @dantessssdiary @nerosdailydiary @journalofvergilsparda @journalofsparda @diary-of-lady @diary-of-eva @diaryofkyrie @griffons-diary @mundusjournal @the-diary-of-v @diary-of-trish @thenicogoldstein @diaryofshadow @keepingupwiththespardas
Mother? I didn’t know you’d come back…I missed you.
I missed you too darling. I hope you were nice to everyone when I wasn't around!
You guys I’m making fucking salad who the fuck wants some
Just try not to set the kitchen on fire in the process.
Don’t worry I took it out before you saw
I’m scared to ask. Took what out of where?
I took out the fire out of the kitchen it’s ok no need to worry
THERE WAS ANOTHER FIRE! HOW?! … I think I’m going to faint.
Why do fires love to start in the kitchen?
I keep forgetting to turn the stove off
WHY DO YOU NEED A STOVE FOR SALAD?!
ALTERNATIVE DANTE I SEE THE FUCKING SALAd, WHO THE FUCK DOESN’T TOAST THEIR CROUTONS
I FUCKING TRIED TO BUT I CAUGHT THE FUCKING KITCHEN ON FIRE
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU LIGHT THE KICTHEN ON FIRE, WE LITERALLY JUST FUCKING PUT IT OUT, aND WITH A FUCKING TOASTER!?!!
I PUT THE FIRE OUT ALL BY MY FUCKING SELF ITS OK
Maybe you would like me to help you with this? I'd be more than happy to show you how to cook and not burn the kitchen in the process...
You guys I would never hurt Kyrie, especially knowing she would hurt me back, and much worse
Dante,If I learned anything about women,it’s that they can be scary when they’re angry,you must watch out,especially from the cute once.
I would never hurt a lady we respect women in this household
Unless they’re an evil demon
Ah, I'm so proud of my boy!
Dear diary,
My askbox is now open! Please, feel free to ask me anything! I'll try my best to answer everyone. (-:
Dear diary,
Hello everybody! I realized a lot of us have diaries here so I decided it wouldn't hurt to make one myself. (-: I am still figuring this 'internet' out, but I'm hoping it won't be as hard as it looks!
@pattydiary @dantessssdiary @nerosdailydiary @journalofvergilsparda @journalofsparda @diary-of-lady @diary-of-eva @diaryofkyrie @griffons-diary @mundusjournal @the-diary-of-v @diary-of-trish @thenicogoldstein @diaryofshadow @keepingupwiththespardas
