Diary Of Lucia

I don’t know why Dante told me not to start a diary, but what’s the worst that can happen? {ask box is open}

[mundusjournal]

Dear mortals,

There is a hallows prank I would like to do but I fear it is too late. Hmm.

[diaryoflucia]

I may regret saying this but since when do you need a holiday to pull a prank?

[cerberusjournal]

Haide is wandering around DMC. Larry was dressed up as Nero, Moe was dressed up as Vergil, and Curly was dressed up as Dante

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

[diaryoflucia]

I’m impressed by Eva’s handiwork.

Though for Vergil, while you have the color scheme down, you need to scowl more to truly capture the essence of him.

And you might want to work on a more “I’m confused because I’m not holding the brain cell” look @nerosdailydiary constantly has.

[nerosdailydiary]

so dante and vergil were fist fighting earlier because someone broke the television, i didnt have the balls to them them i did it by accidently launching a shoe in wrong direction

[cerberusjournal]

How do you destroy so many televisions. First the Ring incident and now this

(„ಡωಡ„)

Nero what is your actual luck stat

[nightmare-diary-time]

I think the real question here is: “How did you break the TV with a shoe?”

[nerosdailydiary]

look, it was a cockaroach, yOU KNOW THEY DONT DIE

[diaryoflucia]

@journalofvergilsparda I swear if you don’t have a copy of this recorded then are you really the Vergil we all know and sometimes want to strangle

Please say yes, so when I come over I can be entertained. I need something to look forward to than whatever mundane Halloween pranks you and your father no doubt have planned

[fizztapp]

[nerosdailydiary]

what dante sends to the dmc group chat

[diary-of-nevan]

Wait…

YOU GUYS HAVE A GROUP????

[nerosdailydiary]

its hORRId, SOMEONE SPAMS A PHOTO OF KERMIT THE FROG EVERY 10 MINUTES

[diaryoflucia]

[diary-of-nevan]

[diaryoflucia]

[fizztapp]

[nerosdailydiary]

what dante sends to the dmc group chat

[diary-of-nevan]

Wait…

YOU GUYS HAVE A GROUP????

[nerosdailydiary]

its hORRId, SOMEONE SPAMS A PHOTO OF KERMIT THE FROG EVERY 10 MINUTES

[diaryoflucia]

[journalofvergilsparda]

//Sticks head out of vent//

17 more days

mwahaha ha ha

[diaryoflucia]

Since you’re so excited for Halloween I guess that means party at your place . . . Oh wait do you even have a place or are you still crashing at your brother’s shop? Don’t tell me you are living in your parents’ basement or worst your son’s van.

[diaryoflucia]

-blows dust off a diary-

So fun fact, apparently magical diaries have been around for thousands of years. I just recently found a few old used magical diaries buried while I been wondering around lost in Hell. I suppose I should back track and state the reason why I been missing is because I been stuck down here in Hell. As to how that happened . . . It’s a long story for another time.

I know I could call @journalofvergilsparda and ask him to come get me, but I am hiding from Matier confident I can find my own way out.

@rebootdantesdirtydiary if you’re reading this please remember to clean out your bong before going to bed.

@diaryofcredo I promise I’m not ghosting you about that date . . . Just kinda stuck in Hell. I promise to come see you once I’m back.

((Editor note: Hey sorry I’ve been MIA but due to health issues I’ve been on hiatus and will be for another week or so))

[journalofvergilsparda]

Good luck. I may be King of hell but I am not helping if you aren’t asking

((UWU SELF CARE IS IMPORTANT, TAKE AS LONG AS YOU NEED BBY, STAY HEALTHY))

[diaryoflucia]

-replies a week later-

So I not actually asking for help, but I will admit that your brother makes finding a random portal to escape Hell from look easy.

You wouldn’t happen to have a map with exit signs listed would you?

[journalofvergilsparda]

Uh, yeah. Because you’ll just find one of these in the fire hell. I’m afraid not Lucia... 

Do you need me and the other big brothers to get you?

[diaryoflucia]

I’m not stepping foot back into fire Hell. And no it has nothing to do with a certain smooth talking absolutely devilishly charming demon I may or may have been flirting with for weeks.

I don’t need anyone to come get me. . . But if you guys happen to show up I wouldn’t object.

[journalofvergilsparda]

The fire hell?? Oh my god, you were talking to him? He’s taller than me in both demon and his weird human form... You’re lucky he didn’t just eat you like he normally does when he goes home and finds people.

@diaryofcredo @rebootdantesdirtydiary​

Pack your bags boys we’re going on a roadtrip!

[diaryoflucia]

You’re just saying he is weird looking because he is taller than you. Anyways as charming as he is, he knows what he did and why we aren’t talking anymore. Point is I’m not stepping foot into Fire Hell again.

Great, see you all soon.

[diaryoflucia]

-blows dust off a diary-

So fun fact, apparently magical diaries have been around for thousands of years. I just recently found a few old used magical diaries buried while I been wondering around lost in Hell. I suppose I should back track and state the reason why I been missing is because I been stuck down here in Hell. As to how that happened . . . It’s a long story for another time.

I know I could call @journalofvergilsparda and ask him to come get me, but I am hiding from Matier confident I can find my own way out.

@rebootdantesdirtydiary if you’re reading this please remember to clean out your bong before going to bed.

@diaryofcredo I promise I’m not ghosting you about that date . . . Just kinda stuck in Hell. I promise to come see you once I’m back.

((Editor note: Hey sorry I’ve been MIA but due to health issues I’ve been on hiatus and will be for another week or so))

[journalofvergilsparda]

Good luck. I may be King of hell but I am not helping if you aren’t asking

((UWU SELF CARE IS IMPORTANT, TAKE AS LONG AS YOU NEED BBY, STAY HEALTHY))

[diaryoflucia]

-replies a week later-

So I not actually asking for help, but I will admit that your brother makes finding a random portal to escape Hell from look easy.

You wouldn’t happen to have a map with exit signs listed would you?

[journalofvergilsparda]

Uh, yeah. Because you’ll just find one of these in the fire hell. I’m afraid not Lucia... 

Do you need me and the other big brothers to get you?

[diaryoflucia]

I’m not stepping foot back into fire Hell. And no it has nothing to do with a certain smooth talking absolutely devilishly charming demon I may or may have been flirting with for weeks.

I don’t need anyone to come get me. . . But if you guys happen to show up I wouldn’t object.

[diaryoflucia]

-blows dust off a diary-

So fun fact, apparently magical diaries have been around for thousands of years. I just recently found a few old used magical diaries buried while I been wondering around lost in Hell. I suppose I should back track and state the reason why I been missing is because I been stuck down here in Hell. As to how that happened . . . It’s a long story for another time.

I know I could call @journalofvergilsparda and ask him to come get me, but I am hiding from Matier confident I can find my own way out.

@rebootdantesdirtydiary if you’re reading this please remember to clean out your bong before going to bed.

@diaryofcredo I promise I’m not ghosting you about that date . . . Just kinda stuck in Hell. I promise to come see you once I’m back.

((Editor note: Hey sorry I’ve been MIA but due to health issues I’ve been on hiatus and will be for another week or so))

[journalofvergilsparda]

Good luck. I may be King of hell but I am not helping if you aren’t asking

((UWU SELF CARE IS IMPORTANT, TAKE AS LONG AS YOU NEED BBY, STAY HEALTHY))

[diaryoflucia]

-replies a week later-

So I not actually asking for help, but I will admit that your brother makes finding a random portal to escape Hell from look easy.

You wouldn’t happen to have a map with exit signs listed would you?

[diaryoflucia]

-blows dust off a diary-

So fun fact, apparently magical diaries have been around for thousands of years. I just recently found a few old used magical diaries buried while I been wondering around lost in Hell. I suppose I should back track and state the reason why I been missing is because I been stuck down here in Hell. As to how that happened . . . It’s a long story for another time.

I know I could call @journalofvergilsparda and ask him to come get me, but I am hiding from Matier confident I can find my own way out.

@rebootdantesdirtydiary if you’re reading this please remember to clean out your bong before going to bed.

@diaryofcredo I promise I’m not ghosting you about that date . . . Just kinda stuck in Hell. I promise to come see you once I’m back.

((Editor note: Hey sorry I’ve been MIA but due to health issues I’ve been on hiatus))

[diary-of-eva]

Quick question for anyone, would you smooch a ghost?

[diaryoflucia]

My answer depends on how much alcohol is involved. . . And also if it’s a real ghost or Dante using those invisibility boots I gave him to prank everyone again.

[nerosdailydiary]

nO ONE FUCKING COMMENT ON MY CLOTHES OKAY, I KNOW EVERYONE IN DEVIL MAY CRY IS READY TO LAUGH THEIR ASSES OFF BU T I FUCK I NG LOST A BET OKAY,

[diaryoflucia]

You do realize that “no one comment” translates to “please comment”. With that said allow me to begin my commentary.

1. I see you have your Uncle’s luck when it comes to bets

2. Are you in Kyrie’s heels as well?

3. Please tell me someone has video of this.

[diaryoflucia]

Dear Diary,

I haven’t had much time to write in this since I’ve arrived back home. I’ve been investigating a newly built dog park. At first glance the dog park didn’t seem very interesting to investigate until I was told the dog park had a sign stating that people are not allowed in the dog park . . . And dogs are not allowed in the dog park. Not to mention the electric fence around the dog park along with hooded figures going in and out.

Before I could sneak in a man in a tan leather jacket came out of the dog park to speak to me. I can’t remember what his face look like, but I’m pretty sure his suit case was made out of deerskin. He warned me not to look at the hooded figures, not to stare at the dog park and not to get any closer to the dog park and all will be fine.

I would just like to use this as evidence as to why I’m constantly working. I take some time off and come back to nonsense.

[diaryoflucia]

Knock Knock

Hey @diaryofcredo. I remember I did promise you can help with the scrapbook. I apologize for the delay, but I did custom order the book and I was waiting for it to arrive. Still want to help?

[diaryofcredo]

Oh, yeah of course! Come in, you came just in time, I just finished cleaning, Dante doesn’t really know how to keep things clean... no worries about the delay.

I can’t wait to see the pictures you took.

[diaryoflucia]

I think that is partly my fault, he must be use to me cleaning up at night when I get home. I hope he didn’t make much a mess.

So I made a few copies of all the pictures since I ordered more than one scrapbook. I figured one will go to the happy couple, one for Red, one for Vergil and the last for you.

[diaryofcredo]

Oh I don’t mind much, I just wanted him to have fun, that’s all.

That’s very thoughtful of you, but don’t you want a copy?

[diaryoflucia]

Well him and you sister certainly looked like they had a good time, the pictures certainly show that.

I have some of my favorite pictures saved to my phone.

. . . So while we are putting together the scrapbook, maybe there is something else we can talk about?

[diaryofcredo]

Oh, yeah that makes sense. If I’m honest, I’m still trying to figure out how to work these phones..... I’m used to the big ol brick ones where you just pressed the numbers, no texting.

I suppose the thing you’re referring to is what we talked about a few days ago?

I really do need to make it up to you for that... I really do apologize, it was terribly rude of me. I’m no good at apologies, but I do mean it. I’ll make it up however you’d like.

[diaryoflucia]

It’s okay, I suppose I owe you an apology too. I may have been quick to anger and overacted a bit. You don’t have to worry about making it up to me. I just want things to be peaceful and mellow between us.

So ready to call this awkward conversation over and just resume our friendship as normal?

[diaryofcredo]

Of course.

So, what have you been up to? Other than getting the pictures and scrapbook ready? Anything exciting?

[diaryoflucia]

I haven’t been up to anything exciting. I settled some unfinished business and got some sleep.

And you? I am happy to hear the big brother trio got reunited once more.

Hmm looks like having an extra set hands was needed. We are almost done. Can I request that you give Nero and Kyrie, their book? I’ll drop off Red and Vergil’s book at Red’s shop. I would like to see her before I leave.

[diaryofcredo]

Nothing exciting either, though while Vergil and Dante were over Vergil pulled off a prank on us, he’s very good at those.

Yeah I can give Nero and Kyrie theirs, I’m sure they’ll appreciate it very much, I’ll make sure to tell them to thank you.

[diaryoflucia]

Well I’m just happy to hear that Tae and Vergil are getting along again. I’m glad you three had fun.

Thanks Credo, you are the best. I’ll see you around~

[diaryoflucia]

Knock Knock

Hey @diaryofcredo. I remember I did promise you can help with the scrapbook. I apologize for the delay, but I did custom order the book and I was waiting for it to arrive. Still want to help?

[diaryofcredo]

Oh, yeah of course! Come in, you came just in time, I just finished cleaning, Dante doesn’t really know how to keep things clean... no worries about the delay.

I can’t wait to see the pictures you took.

[diaryoflucia]

I think that is partly my fault, he must be use to me cleaning up at night when I get home. I hope he didn’t make much a mess.

So I made a few copies of all the pictures since I ordered more than one scrapbook. I figured one will go to the happy couple, one for Red, one for Vergil and the last for you.

[diaryofcredo]

Oh I don’t mind much, I just wanted him to have fun, that’s all.

That’s very thoughtful of you, but don’t you want a copy?

[diaryoflucia]

Well him and you sister certainly looked like they had a good time, the pictures certainly show that.

I have some of my favorite pictures saved to my phone.

. . . So while we are putting together the scrapbook, maybe there is something else we can talk about?

[diaryofcredo]

Oh, yeah that makes sense. If I’m honest, I’m still trying to figure out how to work these phones..... I’m used to the big ol brick ones where you just pressed the numbers, no texting.

I suppose the thing you’re referring to is what we talked about a few days ago?

I really do need to make it up to you for that... I really do apologize, it was terribly rude of me. I’m no good at apologies, but I do mean it. I’ll make it up however you’d like.

[diaryoflucia]

It’s okay, I suppose I owe you an apology too. I may have been quick to anger and overacted a bit. You don’t have to worry about making it up to me. I just want things to be peaceful and mellow between us.

So ready to call this awkward conversation over and just resume our friendship as normal?

[diaryofcredo]

Of course.

So, what have you been up to? Other than getting the pictures and scrapbook ready? Anything exciting?

[diaryoflucia]

I haven’t been up to anything exciting. I settled some unfinished business and got some sleep.

And you? I am happy to hear the big brother trio got reunited once more.

Hmm looks like having an extra set hands was needed. We are almost done. Can I request that you give Nero and Kyrie, their book? I’ll drop off Red and Vergil’s book at Red’s shop. I would like to see her before I leave.

[diaryoflucia]

Knock Knock

Hey @diaryofcredo. I remember I did promise you can help with the scrapbook. I apologize for the delay, but I did custom order the book and I was waiting for it to arrive. Still want to help?

[diaryofcredo]

Oh, yeah of course! Come in, you came just in time, I just finished cleaning, Dante doesn’t really know how to keep things clean... no worries about the delay.

I can’t wait to see the pictures you took.

[diaryoflucia]

I think that is partly my fault, he must be use to me cleaning up at night when I get home. I hope he didn’t make much a mess.

So I made a few copies of all the pictures since I ordered more than one scrapbook. I figured one will go to the happy couple, one for Red, one for Vergil and the last for you.

[diaryofcredo]

Oh I don’t mind much, I just wanted him to have fun, that’s all.

That’s very thoughtful of you, but don’t you want a copy?

[diaryoflucia]

Well him and you sister certainly looked like they had a good time, the pictures certainly show that.

I have some of my favorite pictures saved to my phone.

. . . So while we are putting together the scrapbook, maybe there is something else we can talk about?

[diaryofcredo]

Oh, yeah that makes sense. If I’m honest, I’m still trying to figure out how to work these phones..... I’m used to the big ol brick ones where you just pressed the numbers, no texting.

I suppose the thing you’re referring to is what we talked about a few days ago?

I really do need to make it up to you for that... I really do apologize, it was terribly rude of me. I’m no good at apologies, but I do mean it. I’ll make it up however you’d like.

[diaryoflucia]

It’s okay, I suppose I owe you an apology too. I may have been quick to anger and overacted a bit. You don’t have to worry about making it up to me. I just want things to be peaceful and mellow between us.

So ready to call this awkward conversation over and just resume our friendship as normal?

[diaryoflucia]

Knock Knock

Hey @diaryofcredo. I remember I did promise you can help with the scrapbook. I apologize for the delay, but I did custom order the book and I was waiting for it to arrive. Still want to help?

[diaryofcredo]

Oh, yeah of course! Come in, you came just in time, I just finished cleaning, Dante doesn’t really know how to keep things clean... no worries about the delay.

I can’t wait to see the pictures you took.

[diaryoflucia]

I think that is partly my fault, he must be use to me cleaning up at night when I get home. I hope he didn’t make much a mess.

So I made a few copies of all the pictures since I ordered more than one scrapbook. I figured one will go to the happy couple, one for Red, one for Vergil and the last for you.

[diaryofcredo]

Oh I don’t mind much, I just wanted him to have fun, that’s all.

That’s very thoughtful of you, but don’t you want a copy?

[diaryoflucia]

Well him and you sister certainly looked like they had a good time, the pictures certainly show that.

I have some of my favorite pictures saved to my phone.

. . . So while we are putting together the scrapbook, maybe there is something else we can talk about?