Nero’s Diary

Kyrie said apparently writing my day down in a diary helps me keep my attitude on the low. So here the fuck I am, acting like a damn teenage girl. Welcome to my fucking daily diary.

[nerosdailydiary]

-sits up from bed- wait a fuckin moment, when did 2021 get here

[nerosdailydiary]

quarantine day 100: suddenly my sneakers have converted into crocs and socks, and I see Halloween decorations being put up,,, Didn’t september just start????

[diary-of-nevan]

Quarantine? What quarantine?

Did something happen while I was in the dmc attic for almost a year?

[cerberusjournal]

Yep a plague

[nerosdailydiary]

a real fuckin big one,,, sO WAIT NEVAN WAS THE ONE WALKING AROUND IN THE aTTIC???? I THOUGHT IT WAS A GHOST

[diary-of-nevan]

I've been living there since I started to follow Dante!

[cerberusjournal]

You didn't know?

[the-diary-of-v]

Ah, yes, 'the sickness to which there is no name.' I admit, though it is indeed a heinous situation, there are upsides indeed. Who would've thought that assisting restaurants with remaining in business would be quite so delicious?

[dantessssdiary]

Are you the one racking up my credit bill on food delivery?

V, they’re making me Pay them back by doing more runs for them. Cavaliere is NOT set up for takeout delivery. The insulated box REALLY cramps it’s style.

[diary-of-nevan]

Dante I can always fly and help you out with the delivery, I need some fresh air...

[dantessssdiary]

As much as I’d like that, people don’t seem to tip flying demons nearly as well as grungy 40-somethings. I’ve tried.

I think it’s pity, but honestly, I’ll take what I can get.

[nerosdailydiary]

Aww cmon old man, if you wear the banana hat it’ll totally raise tips. And I think the pitying comes from that insulated box, it looks like it was strapped on with belts and tape.S eri o usly

[dantessssdiary]

Kid, what do you think I strapped it on with? The demon-armor bike didn’t exactly come with a cargo rack.

[nerosdailydiary]

sometimes im concerned Dante, for the food I mean

[nerosdailydiary]

quarantine day 100: suddenly my sneakers have converted into crocs and socks, and I see Halloween decorations being put up,,, Didn’t september just start????

[diary-of-nevan]

Quarantine? What quarantine?

Did something happen while I was in the dmc attic for almost a year?

[cerberusjournal]

Yep a plague

[nerosdailydiary]

a real fuckin big one,,, sO WAIT NEVAN WAS THE ONE WALKING AROUND IN THE aTTIC???? I THOUGHT IT WAS A GHOST

[diary-of-nevan]

I've been living there since I started to follow Dante!

[cerberusjournal]

You didn't know?

[the-diary-of-v]

Ah, yes, 'the sickness to which there is no name.' I admit, though it is indeed a heinous situation, there are upsides indeed. Who would've thought that assisting restaurants with remaining in business would be quite so delicious?

[dantessssdiary]

Are you the one racking up my credit bill on food delivery?

V, they’re making me Pay them back by doing more runs for them. Cavaliere is NOT set up for takeout delivery. The insulated box REALLY cramps it’s style.

[diary-of-nevan]

Dante I can always fly and help you out with the delivery, I need some fresh air...

[dantessssdiary]

As much as I’d like that, people don’t seem to tip flying demons nearly as well as grungy 40-somethings. I’ve tried.

I think it’s pity, but honestly, I’ll take what I can get.

[nerosdailydiary]

Aww cmon old man, if you wear the banana hat it’ll totally raise tips. And I think the pitying comes from that insulated box, it looks like it was strapped on with belts and tape.S eri o usly

[nerosdailydiary]

quarantine day 100: suddenly my sneakers have converted into crocs and socks, and I see Halloween decorations being put up,,, Didn’t september just start????

[diary-of-nevan]

Quarantine? What quarantine?

Did something happen while I was in the dmc attic for almost a year?

[cerberusjournal]

Yep a plague

[nerosdailydiary]

a real fuckin big one,,, sO WAIT NEVAN WAS THE ONE WALKING AROUND IN THE aTTIC???? I THOUGHT IT WAS A GHOST

[diary-of-nevan]

I've been living there since I started to follow Dante!

[cerberusjournal]

You didn't know?

[the-diary-of-v]

Ah, yes, 'the sickness to which there is no name.' I admit, though it is indeed a heinous situation, there are upsides indeed. Who would've thought that assisting restaurants with remaining in business would be quite so delicious?

[nerosdailydiary]

DAMN RIGHT DELICIOUS!! It’s been tiring helping them out but it’s worth it,,, I’ve been doing part time for the local grocery store and dropping off groceries for people around Fortuna.

And shit, can these demons stay home??? Dropping off bags and suddenly being thrown into a wall ain’t it.

[nerosdailydiary]

quarantine day 100: suddenly my sneakers have converted into crocs and socks, and I see Halloween decorations being put up,,, Didn’t september just start????

[diary-of-nevan]

Quarantine? What quarantine?

Did something happen while I was in the dmc attic for almost a year?

[cerberusjournal]

Yep a plague

[nerosdailydiary]

a real fuckin big one,,, sO WAIT NEVAN WAS THE ONE WALKING AROUND IN THE aTTIC???? I THOUGHT IT WAS A GHOST

[nerosdailydiary]

quarantine day 100: suddenly my sneakers have converted into crocs and socks, and I see Halloween decorations being put up,,, Didn’t september just start????

[nerosdailydiary]

i know its not just me but it’s raining liKe a BITCH

[nerosdailydiary]

this virus thing is fuckin crazy out here, stay safe guys and make sure to stay frosty

and make sure to wash ya fuckin hands

s eri o usly just found ou t people didnt do that even before this who l e thing

[nerosdailydiary]

hope you guys hava’ happy new year🎉

[cerberusjournal]

Honk

[cerberusjournal]

Honk honk honk

Honk honk

Honk

Honk

Honk

[diary-of-nevan]

Let's see...

Honk honk

Do you understand me?

[cerberusjournal]

Honk honk

The goose starts chasing after Nevan

[diary-of-nevan]

That was a bad idea!

-start running away holding her phone and her diary -

HONK HONK GET AWAY!!

[ladyark]

Honk Honk

The goose continues to chase Nevan

[diary-of-nevan]

-her phone fall on the ground and the geese take it-

Honk Honk

[cerberusjournal]

The goose waddles off to see if it could steal anything else from the people of DMC

HONK HONK HONK HONK

[otaku-dragon-lover]

The goose has invaded

Honk honk motherfecker

[cerberusjournal]

HONK HONK HONK

The goose went looking for more people who it could terrorize

[otaku-dragon-lover]

Watches the psychotic waterfowl waddle away

…This won't end well.

[cerberusjournal]

Honk HONK HONK

The goose if it could would have a evil looking grin on its face but it is just a goose

[nerosdailydiary]

wh at the fuck did i come back to

[nerosdailydiary]

why the fuck are people putting up christmas lights iTS NOVEMBER THANKSGIVING HASNT EVEN PASSED-

[nerosdailydiary]

Happy Dia De Los Muertos (Day of the Dead), respect the dead, don’t be a dickhead, and be sure to put some marigolds around for the next two days

[cerberusjournal]

Haide is wandering around DMC. Larry was dressed up as Nero, Moe was dressed up as Vergil, and Curly was dressed up as Dante

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

[diaryoflucia]

I’m impressed by Eva’s handiwork.

Though for Vergil, while you have the color scheme down, you need to scowl more to truly capture the essence of him.

And you might want to work on a more “I’m confused because I’m not holding the brain cell” look @nerosdailydiary constantly has.

[nerosdailydiary]

I HAVE A WHAT

[nerosdailydiary]

Nero you should so invite yourself and your family to the haunted house I work at 😈

[nerosdailydiary]

Happy Halloween!!!!! Please don’t accept swords and daggers from strangers!!!! PL EASE,,, also watch out for dante and vergil, they dressed up uh.....just watch out for them they’re out in public

[nerosdailydiary]

I'm definitely in love with you..

[nerosdailydiary]

Hey Nero, It's Spook month. That means horror games. I have an old one that's been revamped recently that might spook you and the others. It's called "Escape the Ayuwoki,"

Damn right it’s spook month Anon. Go hard at ‘em horror games, sometimes they’re okay and sometimes when you wanna go to the bathroom you always gotta brace yourself to see a slenderman in your toilet.

Ayuwoki......Ayuwoki.....Why the hell does that sound so familiar?? Might play later with the others....Yeahh, they’ll love the game