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@rebootdantesdirtydiary
Now I’m not saying I’m lost, but I don’t think Lucia is over here with this spider demon,
I’D ALSO LIKE A LITTLE ASSISTANCE FROM MY TRAVEL MATES
PLEasE
@rebootdantesdirtydiary @diaryofcredo
YOU ASKING ME FOR DIRECTIONS??? IVE NEVER BEEN TO THIS HELL BEFORE
I once got so high that I brought a towel into the shower because the water was “too cold”
-blows dust off a diary-
So fun fact, apparently magical diaries have been around for thousands of years. I just recently found a few old used magical diaries buried while I been wondering around lost in Hell. I suppose I should back track and state the reason why I been missing is because I been stuck down here in Hell. As to how that happened . . . It’s a long story for another time.
I know I could call @journalofvergilsparda and ask him to come get me, but I am hiding from Matier confident I can find my own way out.
@rebootdantesdirtydiary if you’re reading this please remember to clean out your bong before going to bed.
@diaryofcredo I promise I’m not ghosting you about that date . . . Just kinda stuck in Hell. I promise to come see you once I’m back.
((Editor note: Hey sorry I’ve been MIA but due to health issues I’ve been on hiatus and will be for another week or so))
Good luck. I may be King of hell but I am not helping if you aren’t asking
((UWU SELF CARE IS IMPORTANT, TAKE AS LONG AS YOU NEED BBY, STAY HEALTHY))
-replies a week later-
So I not actually asking for help, but I will admit that your brother makes finding a random portal to escape Hell from look easy.
You wouldn’t happen to have a map with exit signs listed would you?
Uh, yeah. Because you’ll just find one of these in the fire hell. I’m afraid not Lucia...
Do you need me and the other big brothers to get you?
I’m not stepping foot back into fire Hell. And no it has nothing to do with a certain smooth talking absolutely devilishly charming demon I may or may have been flirting with for weeks.
I don’t need anyone to come get me. . . But if you guys happen to show up I wouldn’t object.
The fire hell?? Oh my god, you were talking to him? He’s taller than me in both demon and his weird human form... You’re lucky he didn’t just eat you like he normally does when he goes home and finds people.
@diaryofcredo @rebootdantesdirtydiary
Pack your bags boys we’re going on a roadtrip!
Wait, right now???
/He puts down the bong/
Okay I’m getting ready—
I’m giving Matier the list of stuff I need her to do with Fifi
Guys... I got so high I couldn’t feel my arms and legs... and I woke up with a bra on and I don’t know if it’s Kats or Lucia’s
-blows dust off a diary-
So fun fact, apparently magical diaries have been around for thousands of years. I just recently found a few old used magical diaries buried while I been wondering around lost in Hell. I suppose I should back track and state the reason why I been missing is because I been stuck down here in Hell. As to how that happened . . . It’s a long story for another time.
I know I could call @journalofvergilsparda and ask him to come get me, but I am hiding from Matier confident I can find my own way out.
@rebootdantesdirtydiary if you’re reading this please remember to clean out your bong before going to bed.
@diaryofcredo I promise I’m not ghosting you about that date . . . Just kinda stuck in Hell. I promise to come see you once I’m back.
((Editor note: Hey sorry I’ve been MIA but due to health issues I’ve been on hiatus and will be for another week or so))
If there’s one thing I remember to clean, it’s my bong. Bong is all squeaky clean after smoking it out with Matier earlier. She found the weed butter she thought you stole, it was in the far back part of the fridge that she couldn’t reach.
Sends a perfectly crafted 6 inch Nelo Angelo figurine with a tag saying "From: DefinitelyNotMundus"
//Takes a long deep breath before crushing it in his hand//
Oh silly me~
I just seem to forget how strong I am sometimes. hmhm… Is my hand bleeding you say?
//It is//
No it’s not. Oh,I better clean this up huh? haha. Just sweep away the mess and
Throw it in the garbage. :)
I’D HOPE YOU’LL ConFirM thIs AWFUL SiLLy liTtLe paCkagE’s MesSage Won’T yOu MunDUS? @mundusjournal
Oh, a piece of shit I see?
I’m sorry Vergil… Do you want to come over? If not that’s fine… But I just got some blueberry ice cream…
If you just want me to help beat their ass into the ground, I can do that too
Ah- Dante! Its alright. Don’t worry about it…
I’m… mostly fine.
If you’d like to come over though with that icecream I’d feel a lot better~
I’m coming over right now don’t even fuckin worry
Sends a perfectly crafted 6 inch Nelo Angelo figurine with a tag saying "From: DefinitelyNotMundus"
//Takes a long deep breath before crushing it in his hand//
Oh silly me~
I just seem to forget how strong I am sometimes. hmhm... Is my hand bleeding you say?
//It is//
No it’s not. Oh,I better clean this up huh? haha. Just sweep away the mess and
Throw it in the garbage. :)
I’D HOPE YOU’LL ConFirM thIs AWFUL SiLLy liTtLe paCkagE’s MesSage Won’T yOu MunDUS? @mundusjournal
Oh, a piece of shit I see?
I’m sorry Vergil... Do you want to come over? If not that’s fine... But I just got some blueberry ice cream...
If you just want me to help beat their ass into the ground, I can do that too
nO ONE FUCKING COMMENT ON MY CLOTHES OKAY, I KNOW EVERYONE IN DEVIL MAY CRY IS READY TO LAUGH THEIR ASSES OFF BU T I FUCK I NG LOST A BET OKAY,
What do you mean? It looks great on you! Sure, a little tight, but you look great!
Im mad. Im livid. How- I-
NOT AVDOL
WHY??? STUPID HOL HORSE, HE ACTS JUST LIKE DANTE
No Polnareff don’t start- KAKYOIN STOP
Where’s Jotaro he gives me strength…
Are these tears?? Like actually tearS??
I’ve been so happy that Avdol is back- AND NOW HE’S DEAD AGAIN???
At LeaSt EvEryOne ElsE is ALi-
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IGGGGYYYYYYYYY
// the Tv playing in the backgound//
“Shine KAKYOIN!”
//Vergil takes a deep breath//
KAKKKKKKKKKYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOIIIIIIINNNNNNN
FUCK THIS SHOW
FUCK DIO
At least Polnareff is okay
Alright, I can stay silent no more.I have to get this off my chest. I started watching JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure recently and…
WHY DID CEASAR HAVE TO DIE HUH???
UNDER A CROSS ARE YOU SERIOUS???
ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT
I’M ABOUT TO GO BACK TO ASSASSINATION CLASSROOM
NEXT IT’LL BE LIKE OH, “LISA LISA IS JOSEPH’S MOTHER”
SON OF A MOTHERFUCKING BITCH
This is the last time I’m watching anime with you
no wait please we still have 3 more parts to watch
....Okay.
Jojo will be the last anime I watch with you
Alright, I can stay silent no more.I have to get this off my chest. I started watching JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure recently and…
WHY DID CEASAR HAVE TO DIE HUH???
UNDER A CROSS ARE YOU SERIOUS???
ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT
I’M ABOUT TO GO BACK TO ASSASSINATION CLASSROOM
NEXT IT’LL BE LIKE OH, “LISA LISA IS JOSEPH’S MOTHER”
SON OF A MOTHERFUCKING BITCH
This is the last time I’m watching anime with you
Psssssssst Vergil, I gotta ask you something You ever tried sword fighting your alternate you? Or asked alternate Dante to show you his rebellion (sword, not his penis)
Hmmm... Now that you mention it...
A duel might be fun...
@rebootdantesdirtydiary
What say you?
As long as we ain’t killing each other, I don’t see the problem
I’m stronger than I look, so hopefully we can be a challenge to each other
I don’t know how much of this sleeping stuff Red gave me I was supposed to take... But I think I took too much because I just slept for 2 days straight at Credos.
Either I took too much, or I slept for so long because I was finally able to sleep for more than 2 hours
Time for a really dumb question (I’m so sorry in advance) but do you call your penis rebellion as well? I thought of it like 4 hours ago and can’t stop wondering
You know, I’ve never thought about it... but fuck man, I am now
@journalofvergilsparda how long did you say this movie was?
I got us some popcorn, it’s the microwaveable kind, also some drinks, some homemade lemonade, hopefully that’ll be enough, I don’t have much.
Hm? Oh we’re about halfway through now, why?
Is it too scary?? Haha! Surely not...
//Vergil gets a nasty idea//
Hey! I’ll go make the popcorn yeah? I’ve seen this movie enough I’d know where we are even if I was blind.
//he disappears into the kitchen//
Make a FUCK ton of it... please
Hey Dante, you think this movie is scary? I’m honestly not diggin the idea of a monster climbing through the vents lik, who does that? Can’t they just spray stuff in the vents to bring it out?
I don’t know bro... you never know what could be up there.... Ewww
//from within the kitchen//
O-Oh whAT ThE FU-
AAAAAAAHH
DANTE CRE-
//there’s a crashing sound//
VERGIL? ARE YOU ALRIGHT?? DID A DEMON GET IN??
/Credo rushes to the kitchen, pulling Dante with him/
BRO ALL YOU WERE DOING WAS MAKING POPCORN THE FUCK
//there’s a spilled bowl of popcorn on the ground and Vergil is no where to be seen. The only trace of him is the small spatter of blood on the ground. Looking around the only thing out of place is the vent cover... Which is wide open.//
Oh come on he has to be playing tricks on us, there’s no way that AS we’re watching a movie about a vent monster, one conveniently shows up in my house, it’s not possible.
Right Dante? You agree right?
/Dante clings onto Credo and starts to shake/
BRO WE LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE THERE ARE FUCKING DEMONS WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE CANT BE A VENT MONSTER?????
/Credo starts trembling as well/
THE ONLY VENT MONSTER HERE IS VERGIL, TH-THERES NO WAY ONE WOULD HAVE GOTTEN IN I—I HAVE DOGS...
WHAT IF IT CAN TURN INVISIBLE HUH????? THEN WHAT?????
VERGIL ISNT INVISIBLE!!!
CreEeeedDdoOOo
DAaaNttE~~
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
DANTE RUN— GET OUT OF THE HOUSE WE HAVE TO GET OUT NOW
//you hear heavy scuttling fade away as a foreign piece of meat falls from the vent. There’s a familiar scrap of fabric.//
CoMe geet VeerGGilll If You DaaReee
VERGIL IS FUCKING DEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDD
HES NOT DEAD!!! DANTE, GO OUTSIDE, ILL GET THE MONSTER.
HEY MO— wait a minute.
Monster, talk again! I dare you!!
YOU DONT SCARE ME VENT MONSTER YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!
VERGIL IM COMING—
/Dante crawls into the vent/
Oh shi- uh
YeES CoME CloSER My PREY
IM COMING! YOU CANT HURT ME, IM A NEPHILIM!!
/He feels around the dark and feels a leg, tightly grabbing onto the ankle/
I GOT IT BOYS
YES, DANTE, GOOD JOB! PULL HIM OUT!!
//with a wet smack Vergil is pulled onto the floor. His coat is bloodied and there is a deep cut, which almost looks like claws going down his chest. his eyes are open and vacant. from within the vent there’s just more banging//
VERGIL! VERGIL ARE YOU ALIVE?! BRO... B R O.......
HERE— I’ll go into the vent—
/Credo starts to crawl into the vent/
COME OUT!! RIGHT NOW!!! AS CAPT— oh wait, I’m not that anymore
COME OUT!!!
VERGIL, WHERE ARE YOUR HEALING POWERS?? PLEASE DONT BE LIKE YOUNGER ALTERNATE ME WHERE THE HEALING POWERS MAGICALLY STOP WORKING
//the scuttling rapidly begins to approach Credo from the darkness. A light blue glow of what appears to be eyes getting brighter with every second. Meanwhile Vergil wheezes and sputters, his eyes dull as he weakly reaches out for Dante//
D-Dante... There’s too much damage I’m missing a *coughs* few of my organs, s-so I-I need to tell you something... I-It’s a message *coughs* P-please my friend...
/Dantes eyes start to water/
BRO YOUR FUCKING HEALING POWERS.... WHAT DO YOU NEED TO TELL ME????
DANTE!! KEEP HIM ALIVE!!
//everything in the kitchen is silent as Vergil takes a deep breath... It’s almost deafening...//
Dante...
WERE YOU SCARED???!!
//Vergil yells and grips onto Dante’s arms. A smile overtaking his features and the wounds begin to close. As he yells doppelgänger flies out of the vent and tackles Credo to the ground. The ghostly figure sporting the same large grin.//
diid yoU cOllEcT VeeRRgiL dAanTe??
HUH??? EXCUSE ME BUT WHAT THE FUCK??
VERGIL ARE YOU—
PLease tell me you’re joking...
//Vergil is cackling, wheezing too.//
AHHAHAHAHAHAHA!! T-THE LOOK ON-
PFFFTT- *WheEzEE*
//He is literally the definition of rofl//
How come I’m vaguely not surprised... I told you from he beginning!!
//there’s more banging, skittering, coming from within the vent and Vergil quickly stops laughing//
Hey wait a second... Do you all hear that??
Oh, come on Verg! It’s just another prank, you can’t keep planking us after admitting to pranking us!
Yeah Vergil! Don’t drag it out! You can’t trick us again!
Guys... Doppelgänger is right here! I-I’m not doing that..!
//the skittering gets closer//
It’s just another doppelgänger! I bet! I’ll sit here and watch it come out!
C-CredO
CreDO I onLy HavE onE!
I-It’S noT ME!
/a raccoon jumps out of the vent and starts running around the kitchen/
A RACCOON?? VERGIL, GET IT OUT OF HERE! USE YAMATO!!
gaaAAaAAAHH
WHY DO I HAVE TO GET IT???
I DIDN’T LET IT IN!
MAKE DANTE GET IT
You guys are scared of just a little raccoon?
/he walks towards the raccoon, who stops when he gets close. He bends down and picks it up and holds it close/
You guys are scaring her! Come on, let’s take you outside...
@journalofvergilsparda how long did you say this movie was?
I got us some popcorn, it’s the microwaveable kind, also some drinks, some homemade lemonade, hopefully that’ll be enough, I don’t have much.
Hm? Oh we’re about halfway through now, why?
Is it too scary?? Haha! Surely not...
//Vergil gets a nasty idea//
Hey! I’ll go make the popcorn yeah? I’ve seen this movie enough I’d know where we are even if I was blind.
//he disappears into the kitchen//
Make a FUCK ton of it... please
Hey Dante, you think this movie is scary? I’m honestly not diggin the idea of a monster climbing through the vents lik, who does that? Can’t they just spray stuff in the vents to bring it out?
I don’t know bro... you never know what could be up there.... Ewww
//from within the kitchen//
O-Oh whAT ThE FU-
AAAAAAAHH
DANTE CRE-
//there’s a crashing sound//
VERGIL? ARE YOU ALRIGHT?? DID A DEMON GET IN??
/Credo rushes to the kitchen, pulling Dante with him/
BRO ALL YOU WERE DOING WAS MAKING POPCORN THE FUCK
//there’s a spilled bowl of popcorn on the ground and Vergil is no where to be seen. The only trace of him is the small spatter of blood on the ground. Looking around the only thing out of place is the vent cover... Which is wide open.//
Oh come on he has to be playing tricks on us, there’s no way that AS we’re watching a movie about a vent monster, one conveniently shows up in my house, it’s not possible.
Right Dante? You agree right?
/Dante clings onto Credo and starts to shake/
BRO WE LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE THERE ARE FUCKING DEMONS WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE CANT BE A VENT MONSTER?????
/Credo starts trembling as well/
THE ONLY VENT MONSTER HERE IS VERGIL, TH-THERES NO WAY ONE WOULD HAVE GOTTEN IN I—I HAVE DOGS...
WHAT IF IT CAN TURN INVISIBLE HUH????? THEN WHAT?????
VERGIL ISNT INVISIBLE!!!
CreEeeedDdoOOo
DAaaNttE~~
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
DANTE RUN— GET OUT OF THE HOUSE WE HAVE TO GET OUT NOW
//you hear heavy scuttling fade away as a foreign piece of meat falls from the vent. There’s a familiar scrap of fabric.//
CoMe geet VeerGGilll If You DaaReee
VERGIL IS FUCKING DEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDD
HES NOT DEAD!!! DANTE, GO OUTSIDE, ILL GET THE MONSTER.
HEY MO— wait a minute.
Monster, talk again! I dare you!!
YOU DONT SCARE ME VENT MONSTER YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!
VERGIL IM COMING—
/Dante crawls into the vent/
Oh shi- uh
YeES CoME CloSER My PREY
IM COMING! YOU CANT HURT ME, IM A NEPHILIM!!
/He feels around the dark and feels a leg, tightly grabbing onto the ankle/
I GOT IT BOYS
YES, DANTE, GOOD JOB! PULL HIM OUT!!
//with a wet smack Vergil is pulled onto the floor. His coat is bloodied and there is a deep cut, which almost looks like claws going down his chest. his eyes are open and vacant. from within the vent there’s just more banging//
VERGIL! VERGIL ARE YOU ALIVE?! BRO... B R O.......
HERE— I’ll go into the vent—
/Credo starts to crawl into the vent/
COME OUT!! RIGHT NOW!!! AS CAPT— oh wait, I’m not that anymore
COME OUT!!!
VERGIL, WHERE ARE YOUR HEALING POWERS?? PLEASE DONT BE LIKE YOUNGER ALTERNATE ME WHERE THE HEALING POWERS MAGICALLY STOP WORKING
//the scuttling rapidly begins to approach Credo from the darkness. A light blue glow of what appears to be eyes getting brighter with every second. Meanwhile Vergil wheezes and sputters, his eyes dull as he weakly reaches out for Dante//
D-Dante... There’s too much damage I’m missing a *coughs* few of my organs, s-so I-I need to tell you something... I-It’s a message *coughs* P-please my friend...
/Dantes eyes start to water/
BRO YOUR FUCKING HEALING POWERS.... WHAT DO YOU NEED TO TELL ME????
DANTE!! KEEP HIM ALIVE!!
//everything in the kitchen is silent as Vergil takes a deep breath... It’s almost deafening...//
Dante...
WERE YOU SCARED???!!
//Vergil yells and grips onto Dante’s arms. A smile overtaking his features and the wounds begin to close. As he yells doppelgänger flies out of the vent and tackles Credo to the ground. The ghostly figure sporting the same large grin.//
diid yoU cOllEcT VeeRRgiL dAanTe??
HUH??? EXCUSE ME BUT WHAT THE FUCK??
VERGIL ARE YOU—
PLease tell me you’re joking...
//Vergil is cackling, wheezing too.//
AHHAHAHAHAHAHA!! T-THE LOOK ON-
PFFFTT- *WheEzEE*
//He is literally the definition of rofl//
How come I’m vaguely not surprised... I told you from he beginning!!
//there’s more banging, skittering, coming from within the vent and Vergil quickly stops laughing//
Hey wait a second... Do you all hear that??
Oh, come on Verg! It’s just another prank, you can’t keep planking us after admitting to pranking us!
Yeah Vergil! Don’t drag it out! You can’t trick us again!
@journalofvergilsparda how long did you say this movie was?
I got us some popcorn, it’s the microwaveable kind, also some drinks, some homemade lemonade, hopefully that’ll be enough, I don’t have much.
Hm? Oh we’re about halfway through now, why?
Is it too scary?? Haha! Surely not...
//Vergil gets a nasty idea//
Hey! I’ll go make the popcorn yeah? I’ve seen this movie enough I’d know where we are even if I was blind.
//he disappears into the kitchen//
Make a FUCK ton of it... please
Hey Dante, you think this movie is scary? I’m honestly not diggin the idea of a monster climbing through the vents lik, who does that? Can’t they just spray stuff in the vents to bring it out?
I don’t know bro... you never know what could be up there.... Ewww
//from within the kitchen//
O-Oh whAT ThE FU-
AAAAAAAHH
DANTE CRE-
//there’s a crashing sound//
VERGIL? ARE YOU ALRIGHT?? DID A DEMON GET IN??
/Credo rushes to the kitchen, pulling Dante with him/
BRO ALL YOU WERE DOING WAS MAKING POPCORN THE FUCK
//there’s a spilled bowl of popcorn on the ground and Vergil is no where to be seen. The only trace of him is the small spatter of blood on the ground. Looking around the only thing out of place is the vent cover... Which is wide open.//
Oh come on he has to be playing tricks on us, there’s no way that AS we’re watching a movie about a vent monster, one conveniently shows up in my house, it’s not possible.
Right Dante? You agree right?
/Dante clings onto Credo and starts to shake/
BRO WE LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE THERE ARE FUCKING DEMONS WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE CANT BE A VENT MONSTER?????
/Credo starts trembling as well/
THE ONLY VENT MONSTER HERE IS VERGIL, TH-THERES NO WAY ONE WOULD HAVE GOTTEN IN I—I HAVE DOGS...
WHAT IF IT CAN TURN INVISIBLE HUH????? THEN WHAT?????
VERGIL ISNT INVISIBLE!!!
CreEeeedDdoOOo
DAaaNttE~~
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
DANTE RUN— GET OUT OF THE HOUSE WE HAVE TO GET OUT NOW
//you hear heavy scuttling fade away as a foreign piece of meat falls from the vent. There’s a familiar scrap of fabric.//
CoMe geet VeerGGilll If You DaaReee
VERGIL IS FUCKING DEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDD
HES NOT DEAD!!! DANTE, GO OUTSIDE, ILL GET THE MONSTER.
HEY MO— wait a minute.
Monster, talk again! I dare you!!
YOU DONT SCARE ME VENT MONSTER YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!
VERGIL IM COMING—
/Dante crawls into the vent/
Oh shi- uh
YeES CoME CloSER My PREY
IM COMING! YOU CANT HURT ME, IM A NEPHILIM!!
/He feels around the dark and feels a leg, tightly grabbing onto the ankle/
I GOT IT BOYS
YES, DANTE, GOOD JOB! PULL HIM OUT!!
//with a wet smack Vergil is pulled onto the floor. His coat is bloodied and there is a deep cut, which almost looks like claws going down his chest. his eyes are open and vacant. from within the vent there’s just more banging//
VERGIL! VERGIL ARE YOU ALIVE?! BRO... B R O.......
HERE— I’ll go into the vent—
/Credo starts to crawl into the vent/
COME OUT!! RIGHT NOW!!! AS CAPT— oh wait, I’m not that anymore
COME OUT!!!
VERGIL, WHERE ARE YOUR HEALING POWERS?? PLEASE DONT BE LIKE YOUNGER ALTERNATE ME WHERE THE HEALING POWERS MAGICALLY STOP WORKING
//the scuttling rapidly begins to approach Credo from the darkness. A light blue glow of what appears to be eyes getting brighter with every second. Meanwhile Vergil wheezes and sputters, his eyes dull as he weakly reaches out for Dante//
D-Dante... There’s too much damage I’m missing a *coughs* few of my organs, s-so I-I need to tell you something... I-It’s a message *coughs* P-please my friend...
/Dantes eyes start to water/
BRO YOUR FUCKING HEALING POWERS.... WHAT DO YOU NEED TO TELL ME????
DANTE!! KEEP HIM ALIVE!!
//everything in the kitchen is silent as Vergil takes a deep breath... It’s almost deafening...//
Dante...
WERE YOU SCARED???!!
//Vergil yells and grips onto Dante’s arms. A smile overtaking his features and the wounds begin to close. As he yells doppelgänger flies out of the vent and tackles Credo to the ground. The ghostly figure sporting the same large grin.//
diid yoU cOllEcT VeeRRgiL dAanTe??
HUH??? EXCUSE ME BUT WHAT THE FUCK??
VERGIL ARE YOU—
PLease tell me you’re joking...
//Vergil is cackling, wheezing too.//
AHHAHAHAHAHAHA!! T-THE LOOK ON-
PFFFTT- *WheEzEE*
//He is literally the definition of rofl//
