Flashback Para: A Little Scandal
Drunk Malfoy is just as annoying as regular Malfoy, except much less aware and honestly, Zacharias is almost fascinated as he watches him talk around in circles in an attempt to follow a single train of thought. “Fucking hell, mate, you’re bevved,” he laughs, his mood improving by the second. This is entertainment gold and what’s more, a great opportunity to see what goes on in Malfoy’s fucked up mind.
Apparently, it’s at least half insults – though for whatever reason, it’s hard to take him seriously when Malfoy’s talking shit about Zacharias’ wit, calling him contrary, all the while dangling off him like a baby. Shit, he has a baby now and even Aaron doesn’t cling to him quite this much. “Am I just supposed to nod along and agree with you, then? I think you’ve got me confused with your little fanclub. And speaking of, how are Goyle and Parkinson doing these days?”
The implication that he’s in any way, shape or form selling himself short has Zacharias throwing him a look that’s almost indignant. “Of course I can’t damage your reputation, Malfoy, you’ve done that well-enough yourself. What part of I’m a catch did you not get?”
And he has more to say, naturally, but then Malfoy goes off on a tangent about his love life? His family drama? Zacharias has no idea what he’s talking about and he can’t remember when did he fucking ask about his entire tragic background, but he’s not about to stop him now. For one thing, Malfoy seems to be on a roll and interrupting would be rude – which Zacharias never is, of course – and for another thing, well. It’s just good fucking information.
“What, so you’re telling me you never noticed Parkinson trying to jump you? Damn, dense is an understatement, I’m pretty sure literally everyone knew about that. And that includes the professors.” But that’s hardly the most important takeaway from Malfoy’s mini-rant and Zacharias shakes his head at the poor sod’s fucked up understanding of flirting. “And how do you know you wanna shag someone if you don’t test the waters first, genius? Imagine you’re at a pub, some good-looking wix is throwing you looks and you decide to just go for it ‘cause you’re so straightforward and direct. You wake up at their place next morning and they have a fucking Harry Potter shrine or some shit. I’d wanna set myself on fire, personally.”
Not his best argument, sure, but Zacharias feels it gets the point across. No matter how hot someone is, if they’re straight-up weird or the chemistry’s not there, what’s even the point? No sex is better than bad sex, is the hill he’ll die on; he’s a man of principle, after all.
“And then there’s the thrill of the chase,” he adds with a snort because apparently yes, this is the conversation he’s having with Malfoy. “Don’t tell me you’ve never chased after someone whose entire appeal was they didn’t give you the time of day.”
The haughty, indignant denial of his supposed inebriation is already half-formed on Draco’s lips when Smith mentions Goyle. The name lands in Draco’s guts like a solid block of ice and he pushes away from the other wizard -- the motion made stiff and awkward by the drink, yes, but also by the suddenness of the unexpected shift of emotions from light banter to deep, cutting guilt and pain. “Write them yourself if you want to know,” Draco says shortly, and while the step away from Zacharias makes him stumble enough that he has to sit down on the edge of the table, his glare doesn’t waver. “I’m not your...your gossip secretary.” He folds his arms in tight across his chest and tries to ignore the uncomfortable contrast of the fading warmth left by Smith’s body against his skin with the icy gooseflesh now prickling across them both.
It’s not fun anymore, talking to Zacharias; Draco has been reminded too sharply of what he’s lost, of who he should be talking to today -- of who should have been at his wedding but wasn’t; of who is nothing but ashes and a tombstone over an empty grave and of who he had been waiting for, hoping for, tonight who never came. Zacharias was a good distraction from the latter for a time, but now that he’s raised the specter of Gregory’s absence -- and consequently, of Vincent’s absence -- that time is over. Draco’s ready to give up and go home...but he’s not quite ready to retreat. Not quite ready to admit how much it hurts that both of his best friends are gone, one dead and the other wanting nothing to do with him because of it.
So he pulls the battered old mask of haughty indifference over his pointed features and says, as loftily as he can with his heart twisting in his chest like a Bludger, “Yes, I was unaware of Pansy’s attempted flirtations until they were pointed-out to me after the fact, that’s correct.” He hopes he doesn’t sound as tired as he feels -- but perhaps if he does, Smith will take it as exhaustion at being asked these things over and over and not as the bone-deep weariness of grief. “I am aware that this revelation has proved highly amusing to many people, and continues to be disbelieved by others. Nonetheless, it’s true: I had no idea. And we never dated, no.” At least, not in the sense of Draco having been aware that they were ostensibly dating; that meant it hadn’t happened, right?
He wonders fleetingly if Greg had noticed, if Greg thought it was funny, if Greg or Vince might have mentioned it to him if he hadn’t become so caught-up with the Dark Lord’s orders and short of patience with which to indulge any other topic so quickly into their sixth year...
But there’s no point wondering, and that’s certainly not a topic on which he wants to speculate with Zacharias, so Draco forces himself to pretend he cares about the other wizard’s rant enough to reply, “I expect you could avoid urges toward self-immolation if you didn’t go about shagging people you didn’t know, which seems a bit of an odd choice anyway I have to say. Ordinarily one might expect at least a brief period in between ‘hello, nice to meet you,’ and ‘let’s go for a shag.’” Not even Draco’s father progressed that fast when he was flirting, and Lucius Malfoy had been famous in his day for the number of partners (sometimes multiply) he’d taken to bed. “I’m not suggesting skip straight from introductions to sex, Merlin,” Draco rolls his eyes. “But when a person has decided that they do want to shag someone -- or snog them, or whatever -- it might go better if they actually came out and said it, instead of being vague and then getting cross about it when the other person fails to decode their oblique and unfathomable hints.”
He eyes Zacharias dubiously and adds, in something that falls a bit flat of his usual smirking sneers, “And no, I can’t imagine wasting my time like that. The whole idea of the ‘thrill of the chase’ is nonsensical. What’s interesting about not being wanted?” asks the man who was once the boy who spent half his Hogwarts career trying to prove to Harry Potter that rejecting his friendship had been a mistake.