fuck?

25 he/him

[redthebattler]

I TURN 27 TODAY LETS GOOOOOO

Treated myself by getting 2 boxes of the newest Digimon set. I told myself when Appmon came into the game I'd build the deck and just seeing all my boys lined up like this makes me so happy.

[elven-child]

[3liza]

my dad always says "it's not trespassing if you're not planning to do anything bad" which as a legal argument wouldn't get far but as a moral prerogative is completely sound

[3liza]

officer i am literally just in a location

[max1461]

They offered me a job as a fucker. Yeah you heard me right, a fucker. Job is to fuck things. Boss points at something and says fuck it, I fuck it. That's my job. And I'm damn good at it. Pays like dirt and wears on the mind. Wears on the mind.

[joyceanfartboner-deactivated202]

imagine how sweet it would be if like fuckin cnn or somethin cut to england and like people were devouring the royal family live on camera

[joyceanfartboner-deactivated202]

even the baby one i dont give a fuck

[twofingerswhiskey]

are you seriously advocating for eating a toddler or am i fuckin illiterate 

[joyceanfartboner-deactivated202]

actually when i made this post it was a baby

[ryderdire]

Really interesting thing I glimpsed on rednote today

I think We- we’re developing international class consciousness 

[boredtojeff-deactivated20220512]

I just wanna see some of my mutuals in their underwear

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Sodom was such an iconic town that anal sex was named after it. Gomorrah wishes

[shaneothin]

The male body turns me on so damn much help I’m so gay

[shelbybunny]

THE CREATOR OF ANNOYING ORANGE IS TRANSGENDER

[klonpa]

important note bc im already seeing people in the notes misgender by accident: they use they/them!

[feralratbitesu]

[mysharona1987]

[biokitty]

Wow, imagine the new antidepressants they'll create to address the immense toll on mental health this would have on people.

[strawberry-crocodile]

i love how garnet and pearl are just continuing to use the name of their infamous guerilla military organization while their current jobs are fighting lv4 rpg monsters and giving each other basket weaving seminars. and steven has no context for this and just thinks of "The Crystal Gems" as basically the name for his mom's side of the family. so he walks up to lapis and says "you should hang out with me and my treehouse friends, the Viet Cong!"

[serpent-and-the-skye-deactivate]

Boss makes a dollar I make a dime so I sext with trannies on company time

[serpent-and-the-skye-deactivate]

Genuinely can't believe this post is 3/4 of the way to a thousand notes. This one really resonates with the "broke t4t wage slave" demographic huh

[bewbin]

snuck in 4 burgers to creed 3. Couldve easily done more

[bewbin]

6 burgers into John Wick 4. still could've done more

[bewbin]

12 burgers into Dungeons and Dragons. Still could've done more

[cicadas-deactivated20231107]

We can always do more, mate, but the point is that few even try . You're a warrior

[spatscolombo-deactivated2022030]

How DARE Tolkien omit in the final draft the information that the traditional hobbit marriage custom is to have unspoken vibes for years and then disappear without explanation for an indeterminate length of time!?

[tehri]

#where's the fic where bilbo returns with thorin in tow and no one bats an eye#like#'he married a dwarf did he? well he always was an odd fellow'#'good day to you master dwarf how's your husband?'#and thorin is just ?????#'how do they know i'm courting him? did he show them the mithril shirt?'#just give me all the hilarious culture clashes ok

@finegoddamnit​ how dare you hide this in the tags

[nevertheless-moving]

so that whole time merry, pippin, sam, and frodo are gone the whole shire is losing their minds arguing over who married who.

[orteil42]

social media sites should let you add custom buttons on your profile. like maybe you get max 3 buttons and they can have whatever text you want. and each button has its own persistent counter for how many times it's been clicked. here's some concept art

[bramblepatch]

The person who made cookie clicker thinks we should all have buttons that you click and the numbers go up? You don't say.

[leolaroot]

"dont smoke around your pets" okay well i dont even smoke im asthmatic. my dog smokes bc she needs to fucking chill sometimes and Yeah i light them for her Obviously bc she cant use a lighter. i dont get anyrhing out of this arrangment and i resent the implication. in fact shes giving ME secondhand smoke. so my question is why are you so hateful and jugemental and acting like an asshole to me making presumptions and shit about my life.