RECHERCHER: TO SEARCH (FRENCH).

OK, GOOGLE. DEFINE "RECHERCHER". RECHERCHER: TO LOOK ON THE INTERNET. A FRENCH VERB.

[mcrkiplicr]

5' 9" — recherchisms (Sean)

                                              ( Height Comparison Meme | ACCEPTING )

EXCUSE YOU SEAN LOL

[recherchisms]

[recherchisms]

|| / MARK, YOU’RE SO FUCKIN’ DUMB. \ ||

            Mark immediately cheered, his tired frown turning into a smile as he pumped one arm into the air && made his way to the kitchen.  —  ❝  Yeeeeeees ~ ! ❞

                    model 8317-SM shook his head.  what an IDIOT he      had   for  an  owner... but  he  was  a  CHARISMATIC   IDIOT.      “ don’t forget t’clean the mess ya make! ” he called.    “ d’you      want my help? ”

[salmonandsoup]

PSA.

Alright, so I’m not going to be here much at all on Monday the 18th and Tuesday the 19th because I have my college orientation.  I’ll probably be able to get on in the evening, but for most of those two days, I’ll be gone.  All replies and starters and everything will be taken care of on Tuesday night, when I come back.

[recherchisms]

"Pokémon Go" based starters

"I don't know you, but can I go into your backyard? There's a Meowth and I need it."

"Oh god there's a Magikarp on my bed."

"You know how I was having nightmares last night? Well, turns out there are six Drowzees in this area and I blame them."

"I'm going to church because it's the nearest Pokéstop and I really need Pokéballs."

"I just caught my seventeenth Weedle. There are too many bloody Weedles around here."

"...So, I used autocorrect to name my Pokémon, and now I have a Beedrill named Steve and a Jigglypuff named Fucker."

"I don't care if it's three in the morning - there's a Pidgeot outside and it will be mine."

"I just wasted four bloody Pokéballs because the Raticate I caught kept breaking them."

"There's a Sandshrew inside that McDonald's but I can't get it because I don't have any money and they have a sign saying only paying customers can go in and play Pokémon Go."

"I'm naming all my Pokémon after my favorite characters and you can't stop me."

"This place is crawling with Rattatas."

"You see that shipwreck all the way out there? Yeah, that's the nearest Pokéstop."

"Most of the people here are playing Pokémon Go and I think that's beautiful."

"To be honest, I name all the Pokémon that I keep so that way they know I'm never going to give them to the Professor."

"I found this Tauros on the pillow next to me last night before I went to sleep."

"The nice thing about collecting so many Pidgeys is that I was able to evolve the one I kept really quickly."

[recherchisms]

|| / YOU’RE HILARIOUS. \ ||

“NAH brother, you either gay or you straight, Bisexuality isn’t a thing. && Stop flirting with me.”

                    that got jon laughing.  “ oh, alright.  so, mr.       ‘BISEXUALITY ISN’T REAL’, do you want me to pull      up your INTERNET HISTORY? ”  he taunted.    “ or      do you just want me to get past this CRAPOLA and      start KISSING YOU already? ” 

[recherchisms]

                            || CONTINUED FROM ASK. ||

                                                       @toodxmnfilthy

|| / FRANK. \ ||

“First of all; you’re a ROBOT. You shouldn’t have a thing for anyone or anything.  Second of all; that’s gay bro.”

                    “ first off, i’m BI AS HELL.  second off, I KNOW, dude.        there’s this thing called FLIRTING,   but you’ve got your HEAD      too far up your own ASS to see it, ” jon replied smoothly.

[recherchisms]

            || / CONTINUED FROM ASK. \ ||

                                                    @toodxmnfilthy

|| / FRANK. \ ||

“Yeah, VERY nice.” 

                    " i know, right?! ” jon couldn’t help but beam.        “ look,  dude, i had extra cash from my last gig, and  i      bought these FOR MYSELF! ”  for a robot that had to      earn the right to be AUTONOMOUS, this was BIG.

[recherchisms]

|| / COMPLETE AND TOTAL SHIT-STAIN. \ ||

               Sanguine was still hiding underneath the closet. He needed to regain some composure…   Then he came forth and proceeded to shoot spikes out of hardened blood at him, while also readying his internal armor.

               “WHO YOU CALLING SHIT-STAIN!?”

                    “ I’M CALLIN’ YOU SHIT-STAIN ‘CUZ THAT’S      WHAT YOU FUCKIN’ ARE! ” 1127-JJ dodged the brunt      of  the  spikes, but they did a little more than  NICK  him.        he grit his teeth, FIRE in indigo-ringed eyes.

                    “ LEAVE  ME  ALONE! ”   he  screamed  and      charged straight for the demon,  ready to taze him,  but      not pulling out the tazer until the last possible moment.

Send me anonymous (or not) opinion about mun.

[sandcvstles]

five-word sentences.

“ please just let me forget. ”

“ c'mon try to guess what. ”

“ just leave me alone already. ”

“ no, i’m not going to. ”

“ you can’t change my mind. ”

“ my mind is made up. ”

“ i’m not gonna let you. ”

“ don’t do that to me. ”

“ think about what you’re doing. ”

“ why aren’t you listening now? ”

“ i want to sleep forever. ”

“ you need to leave now. ”

“ i’ll always have your back. ”

“ now there’s no going back. ”

“ the view really is spectacular. ”

“ i didn’t think you’d care. ”

“ why can’t you trust me? ”

“ don’t even bother with clothes. ”

“ i don’t love you anymore. ”

“ i am a great person. ”

“ you are a tolerable drunk. ”

“ exactly, why are you awake? ”

“ i’m gonna ignore you now. ”

“ how is that not hilarious? ”

“ please just calm down now. ” 

“ i was already calm, asshole. ”

“ i can see your underwear. ”

“ i’m afraid you’ll replace me. ”

“ please stop losing your temper. ”

“ you can cry if needed. ”

“ you have to run away. ”

“ i just wanna be yours. ”

“ ashes, we all fall down. ”

“ i’m hoping you’ll understand me. ”

[angstmemes]

Send me ‘✂’ and my muse will kill yours. Right now. Brutally, horribly, bloody. Just do it.

[recherchisms]

|| / JESUS, MARK. \ ||

► @recherchisms.

               ———  ❝  Long story short; I’m exhausted, here’s a dog—&& I really want some food. ❞

                    “ jesus, mark, y’really outdid yourself in the ‘how      STUPID can i POSSIBLY BE’ challenge, ” model 8317-SM      shook  his  head.    he gently  patted the  golden  retriever’s      head.    “ go  on  in the kitchen;  i went shoppin’ for  ya,  so      there’s plenty of food. ”

[wilfordswarfstache-deactivated2]

@recherchisms ♥’d.

“So you’re a robot?” Willa asked pink eyebrows raising into a quirk even as her eyes wandered down trying to process this information. “How does that work?”

[recherchisms]

Arin couldn’t help but roll his eyes slightly. “What, you’ve never seen a robot before? I answer questions and follow commands, mostly. But I don’t do that much anymore. By the way, nice hair. Really brings out my eyes.” The pink ring around his brown eyes glowed slightly as he spoke.

[recherchisms]

                  || / CONTINUED FROM ASK. \ ||

                                                          @jxfari

|| / TARGET. \ ||

What did Jon remember?  That was a good question. He was in the hospital for… almost dying. That’s what he thought. He remembered being stabbed, that’s it. Though, he pondered about this for a while until he realized the other needed to be answered.

    “I remember being stabbed earlier, nothing         else… I don’t even know who I am—”

He paused.

    “Who’re you?”

                    “ i am model 1127-JJ, a google irl android, ” 1127-JJ      answered  without  a  pause   looking  down  at  jon   with  cold,      indigo-ringed brown eyes.  “ your name is JONATHAN ARYAN      JAFARI, born march 24th, 1990. ”

[timidpink]

{ art credit! }

Hey guys! holy cow, you all are…well, here! over 100 of you; wow! first up, thanks so so much for following my roleplay blog! it’s much appreciated! <3 For those of you who don’t know much about Asagao Academy, but still followed my blog, thanks so much! (and you can learn more here; i totally recommend it! it’s free, and the amount of effort that was put into the game makes it that much better, imo) 

Now, first off; let me personally say thank you so much, to the Asagao RP community;; for welcoming me to Hana’s blog, and helping me through a rough patch I had hit when I joined. Thank you, so so much. Like; the support I’ve gotten from you guys has been crazy awesome! Ya’ll have made me legitimately cry from how awesome you all are;; So, easy to say that when I passed Hana’s first milestone, from you guys, and from other people i know, I was happy. Like; I’m not going to gush here. Maybe at a later milestone? Haha.

Before I get any further;; special shoutout to @peebiington​ for being one of the people who inspired me to make Hana’s blog and putting up with me killing her with my shippy stuff (the worst is yet to come) love you Mya <3

The prizes!

First place: -One Promo Banner (examples: x, x, x, x, x, x, x, x, x, x; can be static image or gif) -One 8tracks playlist inspired by your muse/blog -One sketch/doodle of your muse drawn by me

Second place: -One promo banner -One sketch/doodle of your muse by me

Third place: -One promo banner

Rules!

-Roleplay blogs only. (Sorry personal blogs; maybe I’ll have another giveaway later on that I’ll include prizes that’ll apply to you guys too! ) -Like and Reblogs count! (i know some of you have your roleplay blogs as sideblogs, and that’s fine!) -You must be following me! This is a giveaway for my FOLLOWERS, after all! -Giveaway ends July 6th (because i dont want this to go on forever)

There we go! Have a wonderful day/night! <3

[recherchisms]

|| / ARIA. \ ||

          “TALK TO A COUNSELOR. I didn’t get a degree in this shit.”

         The irony: she ALMOST did, but decided to not go to ANY colleges in her first year. Too BORING. Besides, were robots even ALLOWED to have feelings, or was this some sort of SELF SUFFICIENT AI? Could she take him apart and see how he works? Maybe… Maybe getting to know the AI was a good thing. Maybe she’d find out more about the machinery and possibly… Make one of her own.

             “GOD, FINE. What do you need to talk about, I guess?”

                    “ i just— ” how did he even BEGIN?  the android      searched  for  a proper sort  of exposition, but  found  none      except for a single question, a simple and rather telling one.

                    “ are you AFRAID of me when you look at me? ”

[recherchisms]

|| / ARIA. \ ||

           “NO…? I was just saying what YOU said was relevant.”

                    “ oh. ” well, WHOOPS.  “ lemme rectify that by saying      i haven’t touched my twitter in, like, five months, and i don’t use      social media AT ALL.  i kinda misunderstood. ”