Nate Johnson

Nate, 28, INFJ, Very Gay Wizard from Austin, TX. I also like to take photos.

[simplehombre]

Happy Thanksgiving, gays!

[jtightpants]

communism

[andelwood]

Fine, tumblr — ya got me

[wilwheaton]

[dukeofash]

[voidglobal]

[sebyhale]

[zackisontumblr]

[haloinfinite-archive]

help I’m dying

[monody-monody]

When you don’t want to code predictive aiming so you just make the projectile homing instead.

[an-apocalypse-of-magpies]

The story of this is fascinating and hilarious.

So this is, obviously, Hitman. And in Hitman you can pick up objects and throw them to cause a noise distraction. But you can also throw them at a person to sneakily take them out, particularly if the object is bladed/sharp or heavy. Now, the thrown weapon is programmed to home in on the target, but it normally moves so fast and the target so slowly that it makes no difference. Enter the briefcase. Intended for discreetly carrying weapons, but because of the briefcase’s size and bulk, it can be thrown, it has a much slower flight speed than, say, a knife or a screwdriver. But this meant that people noticed the trick, because they finally found a weapon that flies slowly enough to turn in mid-air. The devs patched this out of later games, the fans revolted - they wanted the janky homing briefcase.

Now we come to Hitman 2 (2019). The devs, as a joke, added a special variant of the briefcase to the game. So now, not only was there the ordinary briefcase, but a special version of the briefcase with minimum flight speed and perfect homing. Combine that with the one point in the game where a target can out-manoeuvre the inexorable march of the slow, flying suitcase, and you get one of the funniest gifs in modern gaming 

[reallyndacarter]

Hmmmmm...

[a-wild-haggis]

#lynda carter immediately acclimated to the tumblr ecosystem

[jaubaius]

This kind of bread could be dangerous because when you start eating it you won’t stop.. But it’s delicious

How to make it /youtube

[terribleadventuresdotcom]

oh god. oh fuck. oh jesus. fucking. oh my gosh. god damn shit fuck. oh my god. dear lord satan. christ on a bicycle. shitting shit shit fuck. son of

[bill-nye-official-blog]

this video made me cum

[rechonicle]

Not gonna lie, kinda want two check marks now.

[memewhore]

[997]

this is literally su*c*de fuel

[thrussy]

[rechonicle]

I mean it is a Disney Movie

[maxmarvel123]

Rest in peace, Kevin Conroy

[infected]

Bruges, Belgium, photo by Frederik Geers

[beggars-opera]

Tumblr today be like

[tanuki-kimono]

GREAT novelty knot for this obi shaped like a cute bat. The soft fabric must flutter a bit when you walk, making the bat wings move (LOVE!).

To shape this knot, OP used rubber bands and a sanjûihimo (3 straps elastic belt, Billy Matsunaga has a tutorial on sewing the 4 straps-variation + see how it’s used here).

[awwww-cute]

[thelonelywhale]

I know it’s post pride, but consider