where the adventures are terrible

1984 | he/him | howdy | been on here since 2007 and at this point we're just staying together for the kids

[terribleadventuresdotcom]

the months of the year are:

January

February

[ secret ]

Sprummer

Hallowistmas

[terribleadventuresdotcom]

feel free to print and use for your own reference

[lobstabear]

To my 25 - 35 year olds, you've reached the age where people around you are starting to give up on themselves because they think it's too late. Don't let that energy rub off on you. It's not too late.

[knittingontheroad]

I became a tattoo artist at 49.

Married the love of my life at 50.

Got my Class A CDL at 59.

You've got time.

As long as you're breathing, you've got time.

[harbinger-of-silly]

All gays will go to hellsite

[king-of-oreo]

What if in hellsite but not gay

[punky-beaver-offical]

[king-of-oreo]

NO!

[avhira]

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: A ga g t t at t t t ga T tag g a Ag agag Acctac ! T tag g a Ag agag Acctac

Closest match: Psylliodes chrysocephala genome assembly, chromosome: 4 Common name: Cabbage Stem Flea Beetle

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[graveexcitement]

[kebbopulos]

[spaghettihell]

[terribleadventuresdotcom]

multitude

she is multitude,she contains ecosystems,she is immense,filled from edge to edge with wilderness she bathes in nightfall,and walks with death she heals the forgotten and the outcast,moves in silence through shadow, she sleeps in a mantle of tranquility, and like a leaf unfurling,bursts from joy in the light of dawn she watches from the high groundand listens in the low places she can see…

[disco-machine]

anyone else absolutely guzzling the shit out of some wadder? a fucking boddle of wadder?

[zazzedcoffee]

Who would win?

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Voting ended onFeb 5, 2023

[zazzedcoffee]

voter fraud, GO!

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[brokenpostarchive]

Notes:

Second poll will remain open until 50 years from publishing

Bot options share a UUID, making a vote for either count for both

Previously, a vote in the first poll counted for both options in the second

A vote for the second poll increases the vote count for both polls, despite the first ostensibly being closed

[muntiller2]

What the fuck does the back end of this website look like

[fuckblast]

Say you'll stay with me blogging until the horse poll closes

[teathattast]

[dimetrodone]

What is this thing

[dimetrodone]

Investigation on his nature

[depsidase]

[subaru-copilot]

im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams

[lakevida]

sometimes there really is a single load bearing piece of information about a blogger that elucidates everything about their whole deal and recently for me it was learning that someone was from jersey. another time it was a prolonged history of concussions

[lovely-v]

I’m gonna propose “I guess you haven’t read the silmarillion then :/” as a default response to anyone not understanding a reference to something obscure. even if it’s not remotely Tolkien related. I want to build up a perception that perhaps the sum total of human knowledge is contained in the silmarillion

[lovely-v]

[10-4ward]

This is the polar opposite of this:

[froginakettle]

[myonlypen]

[masterrainbowcat]

XKCD and Tumblr once again providing weapons I cannot use

[mercblues]

a car you used to drive can also be a kind of dead wife

[cheaphalloweencostume]

oh god. i just learned that you have to finish the art you’re making in order for it to be done

[curioscurio]

little german boy revisits the cave of blüntsmoken! Happy 4/20 ;)

[prophetic-writer]

I'm sorry but I have one draft that I never finished but I laugh every time I see it

[hellsquills]

Writing Tip

Neither do i

[eviliens]

Unreliable everyone

[lady-raziel]

This is why we can never let local news die. Commitment to the bit as an art form must survive