It's not greed if you deserve it

Myles, 33, he/him, RVA. Formerly prodigy-of-vryn. Critter, mtg grinder, all-around nerd.

[xantchaslegacy]

[clementine-kesh]

seven of nine moodboard

[the-insidious-dr-grey-matter]

Patrick Stewart dancing and singing on the bridge of USS Enterprise-D. Originally filmed in 1991 as a birthday suprise for Gene Roddenberry, it wasn't meant for public viewing but a copy was made and later included as a DVD bonus.

[trekheritageposts]

star trek heritage post (December 2nd, 2021)

[sleepyjump]

there's this guy who works at the convenience store next to my job and every time i come in he tries to upsell me. i'll get a gatorade and he'll say "that's it...? isn't it snacktime?" i'll get a snack and he'll say "just that? don't you want more?"

one time i got a huge pile of stuff and he STILL said it and i said "dude, you would not be satisfied with all the riches of heaven!!" and he said "i don't even get a commission. i just love doing this."

and then i couldnt come in for a while and then i came in again today for just a charger. and i said "that's it today" with a smile. and he looked at me with a gleam in his eye and said "no it isn't. you'll be back later. you'll have to get thirsty eventually, won't you?" with this conniving smile that made me realize i WAS thirsty. i'm out of my depth here. help

[jacebeleren]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JACE BELEREN 🥳🎁🎂🎈🎉

(art by @gay-little-izzet)

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[elektranatchios]

And so I wake in the morning, And I step outside, And I take a deep breath and I get real high, And I scream from the top of my lungs, What’s going on?

[angelbabymikaa]

[slyandthefamilybook]

[aridotdash]

[supertaliart]

Happy Star Wars Day! I’ve decided to make my Skywalker comic into one easily rebloggable post.

[supertaliart]

Here’s a bonus page in honor of May 4th!

[scribblesandscrawls]

Dropout cast members as things to never say to someone who just came out

See: this article

Brennan Lee Mulligan

Jess Ross

Jacob Wysocki

Vic Michaelis

Mike Trapp

Rekha Shankar

Lily Du

Zac Oyama

Izzy Roland

Ally Beardsley

Ify Nwadiwe

Raph Chestang

Lou Wilson

Tao Yang

Siobhan Thompson

[willgrahamscock]

“op is a morally corrupt pervert” ok 💖 yay +follow

[willgrahamscock]

come on guys let’s all go on the wide path that is headed towards hell together

[mtgsmash-or-pass]

Which one of these has NOT been featured on official Magic the Gathering™️ product?

Princess Twilight Sparkle

Megatron

Thanos

Jeff Goldblum

Leonardo da Vinci

Leonardo the Ninja Turtle

Cloud Strife

Strahd Von Zarovich

Dr. Eggman

Godzilla

Inigo Montoya

Hatsune Miku

Voting ended onDec 23, 2025

Reblog to get this out of mtg circles

When the poll is concluded I will share the cards!

[willgrahamscock]

“I would die for my kids” your children want an apology

[willgrahamscock]

your made up scenario isn’t real (shocker) and makes no difference when your kids are starving for your acknowledgment of the pain you caused them. you’re only performing the role of a good parent, without having to actually do any heavy lifting

[willgrahamscock]

[frogmoss1]

me: *trying to take my socks off but they keep getting stuck on my heel* oh fuck. goddamnit.

the extractor fan in a bathroom in Norway that has an intrinsic link to my spirit: *momentarily whirs louder*

[billyshakesqueer]

5 original posts remain

[junglejim4322]

I dont think the fact most people on tumblr admittedly don’t have sex is embarassing or bad or whatever obviously however what I do think is if you’ve ever let someone’s bizarro opinions on sex on here get to you it’s kind of important to remember that they likely have quite literally no idea what they’re talking about

[junglejim4322]

The what post

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