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Indie RP Blog for Kíli from The Hobbit.

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ARCHIVING THE BLOG (FINALLY)

I’ve had a lot of fun here. Kili was the first muse I’d ever dared to take seriously and I met so many wonderful people over the months. But my attachment just isn’t there any more, and though the memories will stay strong, I’ve finally decided to stop dragging my feet and finally archive Kili. I might come back one day to the Tolkien fandom as Kili or someone else, who knows? 

Good whether this is a Good Bye or a See You Later I’m not sure.

If you still want me, you can find me at strengthism and if not? No hard feelings at all. See you around, everyone!

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ARCHIVING THE BLOG (FINALLY)

I’ve had a lot of fun here. Kili was the first muse I’d ever dared to take seriously and I met so many wonderful people over the months. But my attachment just isn’t there any more, and though the memories will stay strong, I’ve finally decided to stop dragging my feet and finally archive Kili. I might come back one day to the Tolkien fandom as Kili or someone else, who knows? 

Good whether this is a Good Bye or a See You Later I’m not sure.

If you still want me, you can find me at strengthism and if not? No hard feelings at all. See you around, everyone!

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ARCHIVING THE BLOG (FINALLY)

I’ve had a lot of fun here. Kili was the first muse I’d ever dared to take seriously and I met so many wonderful people over the months. But my attachment just isn’t there any more, and though the memories will stay strong, I’ve finally decided to stop dragging my feet and finally archive Kili. I might come back one day to the Tolkien fandom as Kili or someone else, who knows? 

Good whether this is a Good Bye or a See You Later I’m not sure.

If you still want me, you can find me at strengthism and if not? No hard feelings at all. See you around, everyone!

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♚||SIGRID

“I have heard of the stubbornness of Dwarves, and I know of the stubbornness of little brothers, and I dare say you have twice the stubbornness for being both.”

It was a grumble as he continued protesting, though before she could argue further he agreed to let her look at the wound.  She nearly betrayed her surprise with raised eyebrows, but stopped herself, lest he change his mind. 

“Thank you.”

|| ( ♚ ) || — ❝ Sigrid you are not nearly as quiet as you believe yourself to be. ❞ He chuckled softly, his smile nearly returning before being stopped by the now wincing dwarf. He overestimated just how much pain he could handle, the dizziness taking its toll on him as sight was blurred.

It took rapid blinking to return it to decency, and surely at this point he could hide no longer just how bad the wound was. Not when it was becoming an impossible task to attempt to simply act normally. He took a deep breath and cast russet eyes in Sigrid’s direction.

❝ ...I believe I- ❞ A break in his words, a cue for breath before he started again. ❝ ...should be the one thanking you. ❞

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The Uninvited Guest

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♚||FRODO

   “Okay.” Was his hoarse reply. Frodo pulled the jacket closer around his shoulders as he curled up into himself. Even though the worse was behind him, the accident still left him shaken. 

He looked up at Kilil feeling a touch of guilty. It was his fault their day was ruined. If he had not fallen than the older male would not have to save him. Maybe he should of just stayed home…

Dejected Frodo pulled his knees closer to him. “Now what do we do?”

|| ( ♚ ) || — Kíli could not help but soften his gaze as his eyes met the other’s. Adventures came with their challenges, he knew, but he’d rather face them himself and never see such an expression on the younger’s face. Sighing, he reached out and ruffled Frodo’s hair, a chuckle passing through parted lips despite the concern he felt.

❝ Well we’re explorers. In the words of every adult I have met, we get up and try again. Though now we have the added excitement of trying to get across to the other side without the help of a badly made bridge. ❞ The brunette answered, a small smile coming to his lips.

He stood up, taking a moment to dust himself off before holding his hand out in offering.  ❝ So shall we solve this puzzle? I can’t do it alone y’know. You’re the smart one. ❞

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♚||BARD

Bard looked at Kili as if the kid had grown a second head. “It’s the guy who lives across the street. Jerry lives directly across from me; please tell me you’ve seen him out watering his flowers every afternoon. –I’m not sure I want to know how you’ve manage to accomplish that. Even if it’s intriguing..”

|| ( ♚ ) || — ❝ Oh so that’s his name? ❞ Kíli’s eyes brightened with recognition. ❝ And here I was calling him Flowerpot all this time. Jerry, huh. My best guess would’ve been Mike... Now stop looking at me like I’m crazy. I get that enough at home. And oh what stories I could tell of accident and mischief. Nothing too bad, but nothing that needs to be said to the neighbour I only just met. ❞

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Markiplier Sentence Starters

“JESUS BALLS AND ASS COCK!!!!!!!” “GO AWAY! NOBODY LIKES YOU!” “It’s so peaceful and pretty I think I’m going to vomit.” “Hey lil’ mama lemme whisper in ya ear…” “Instructions not clear, got dick stuck in ghost.” “Oh I’m so boned!” “Get your mind outta the gutter!” “So… what about that?” “Bing-bong! Bring it on!” “Excuse me? ‘SCUSE ME?!” “AAHHH! IT’S A THINGY!!!” “Maybe. I don’t know, I’m not very committed to this decision, but whatever.” “I want to dance like an epileptic squid on acid.” “SHUT UP, NURSE!” “F you in the A and have a nice day!” “Stork flies out of your vagina. Isn’t that how it works?” “Don’t be nibblin’ on my giblets.” “WHEEEERE’S THE BLAAACKSMIIIITH?!?” “Let me AXE you a question.” “No, thank you! I don’t want any!” “He’s my little biscuit!” “Little piggy, no no! Little piggy, go home!” “Helloooo, baaaaby!” “To be or not to FUCK OFF!” “Why are there nipple penises?” “I’ll stab them in the butt… That’s what I’ll do…” “Hi… I’m sorry were you naked?” “Wanna run that by me again?” “YOU GET BACK HERE YOU BITCH!” “Well, isn’t this fan-fricken-tastic!” “Life’s hard. Shouldn’t you be too?”

Taken from here.

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Hallucination Starters!

“Hey, snap out of it! There’s nobody here!” “Don’t be ridiculous, that kind of stuff only exists in bad horror movies.” ”Help me! Someone’s been following me for over twenty minutes now, I can’t shake him/her!” “You must’ve heard that… It was loud a-and it seems to be coming our way!” “I didn’t just imagine it! It was there, I swear!” “No, no, no, you can’t be real! You died!” “You’re seeing things again…” “I’m not making it up this time! There was someone there, I’m sure of it!” “Are you high? What the hell are you on about?” “You’re hallucinating! You need to try to calm down!” “I think you’re seeing things that aren’t there.” “How can I be sure that you’re real?” “That’s it, I’m calling a doctor, you’re freaking me out.” “You’ve got a high fever… You’re going delirious. Let me help you, please!” “So, what you’re telling me is that there’s some kind of ghost murderer following us that I can’t see?” “There’s medication for this sort of stuff, you know? Maybe you should take it.” “I think you might be having a flash back, you’re screaming at a door. Look at me! Ssh, calm down.” “There’s nothing there.” “There’s something there, I swear! You need to believe me or we’re both going to get hurt!” “He’s there… he’s there… I saw him, oh god, oh my god!” “It’s not invisible, it doesn’t exist. That’s a different thing.” “What are you seeing?” “Close your eyes, what you’re seeing is not real, you have to listen to my voice, alright?” “Did you take something? You’re not making sense!” “You have to focus on me, there’s no one else here.” “Who are you talking to?”

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The Dean Winchester Starters Pack;

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Mix of angst, humor and various other emotions.

UPDATED VERSION !

❝ It’s a treasure. ❞ ❝ I swear next person who asks if I’m okay, I’m gonna start throwing punches! ❞ ❝ I know what you’re thinking. Why’d it have to be clowns? ❞ ❝ Why do you think I drive everywhere? ❞ ❝ Dude, you fugly. ❞ ❝ It’s like I finally see a light at the end of this ugly ass tunnel. ❞ ❝ I wish I couldn’t feel a damn thing. ❞ ❝ You know I love the guy, but I swear he writes like freaking Yoda. ❞  ❝ You stink like sex. ❞ ❝ I owe you the biggest “I told you so” ever. ❞ ❝ Yeah, MySpace, what the hell is that? ❞ ❝ Everybody keeps asking me that, but… no. ❞ ❝ I think I’m adorable. ❞ ❝ I’m not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren’t even hot. ❞ ❝ Dude, he/she wants me to meet his/her parents. I don’t do parents. ❞ ❝ This weight on my shoulders, man, I’m tired of it. ❞ ❝ You mean “protection against a demon” salt or “oops, I spilled the popcorn” salt? ❞ ❝ We know a little about a lot of things. Just enough to make us dangerous. ❞ ❝ Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole. ❞ ❝ First I’m gonna find that handsome devil and kick the holy crap outta him. ❞ ❝ Say you’ll take care of yourself. ❞ ❝ You can take your peace and shove it up your lily-white ass. ❞ ❝ You are not gonna die a virgin. Not on my watch. ❞ ❝ You’re serious? You’re gonna walk in there and tell him the truth? ❞ ❝ We’ve talked about this. Personal space? ❞ ❝ Hey, look! A monster broke my leg. ❞ ❝ Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon? ❞ ❝ Dude, could you be more gay? ❞ ❝ You fudging touch me again, I’ll fudging kill you! ❞ ❝ Gimme the baby, or I’ll stab you in your throat. ❞ ❝ I bet it’s not even sharp. ❞ ❝ You don’t stop being a soldier because you got wounded in battle. ❞ ❝ Don’t make me lose you, too. ❞ ❝ Dude, stow the touchy-feely-self-help yoga crap! ❞ ❝ No chick flick moments. ❞ ❝ What, are you allergic to straight answers, you son of a bitch?! ❞ ❝ Pretend he has boobs. ❞ ❝ If you walk out that door, don’t ever come back. ❞ ❝ I like to think it’s because of my perky nipples. ❞ ❝ Don’t ever change. ❞ ❝ I’m proud of us.  ❞ ❝ Not for nothing, but last time someone looked at me like that… I got laid. ❞ ❝ You know who whines? Babies. ❞ ❝ I know how you look into a mirror and hate what you see. ❞ ❝ Demons I get. People are crazy. ❞ ❝ Huh. Man, that’s crap. You always have a choice. You can either roll over and die or you can keep fighting. No matter what. ❞ ❝ I just can’t keep pretending that everything’s alright. ❞ ❝ I’m poison. ❞ ❝ You’re like a walking Encyclopedia of weirdness. ❞ ❝ I guess that’s what I do. I let down the people that I love. ❞ ❝ As long as I’m around, nothing bad is gonna happen to you. ❞ ❝ I get all tingly when you take control like that. ❞ ❝ You know who wears sunglasses inside? Blind people. And douchebags. ❞ ❝ I think you pissed off my sandwich. ❞ ❝ And best part is  –  I don’t care that I don’t care! ❞ ❝ I wanted you to know that when I do picture myself happy, it’s with you. ❞ ❝ Dude, on my car, he showed up naked, covered in bees. ❞ ❝ Nobody kill any virgins! ❞ ❝ ________ or not, I will stab you in your face. ❞ ❝ My Spidey senses are tingling. ❞ ❝ Then we can all go out for ice-cream and strippers. ❞ ❝ Nobody cares that you’re broken! ❞ ❝ Do I really say “awesome” a lot? ❞ ❝ What’s dead should STAY dead! ❞ ❝ I’ll kill you, your children and your grandchildren. ❞ ❝ You fudging touch me again, I’ll fudging kill ya! ❞ ❝ If you say “(God works in) mysterious ways,” so help me, I will kick your ass! ❞ ❝ You should know… I’m 90% crap. You take that, and what’s left? ❞ ❝ Don’t objectify me. ❞ ❝ Don’t you dare think there is anything, past or present, that I would put in front of you. ❞ ❝ Are we gonna fight or make out? ‘Cause I’m getting some real mixed signals over here. ❞ ❝ I mean, what’s the point in worrying about your future if you don’t have one? ❞ ❝ I’m not gonna whine about my bullshit problems to some bullshit reality show. I’m gonna do my fucking job. ❞ ❝ Do you think it’s ‘cause we’re so awesome? I think it’s ‘cause we’re so awesome. ❞ ❝ Why do people keep thinking I’m threatening them? ❞ ❝ Yeah, nobody speaks Greek anymore. Except Greeks. ❞ ❝ It takes two to… you know… have hardcore sex. ❞ ❝ It’s your grief counselors! We’ve come to hug. ❞ 

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♚||BILBO

“She’s a relative of mine and quite annoying…She’s probably looking for me…” He rolled his eyes. “I don’t see why she insists on bothering me….” He kept watching her, waiting to see where she would go. “She’s going up the stairs to the dorms….We can probably quickly slip out once she’s gone.” He waited for another moment after she disappeared from view before opening the door to the broom closet and stepping out.

“Come on then,” he moved towards the entrance and stepped outside with him. He didn’t want to stay in his dorm if she was around. “There…now you’re out and you can be on your way.”

|| ( ♚ ) || — ❝ Aren’t most relatives, though? ❞ Kíli’s answer came immediately, something he should have regretted and probably would have at least felt a little bad for if he had any social graces left in him. ❝ Ever the hopefully patient, aren’t you? ❞ He could have continued making jests, but instead he simply tapped on his arm and waited for the other to either give a warning or to simply lead the way out from their hiding spot. Surely enough, the latter is what came after the Gryffindor caved in and turned to patience to let time pass.

He stepped out behind Bilbo,trying to keep light on his feet as they made it out of the common room. The brunette stretched his arms and let out a bit of an obnoxious groan as he did so, a satisfied smiling coming to his lips once he dropped them. 

❝ I’d say thank you but that would mean I owe you something in the future. Then again, I suppose I do owe you for this so you know what? Let me make this up to you. And don’t say you don’t need anything. I’m a stubborn bloke and will bother you until you cave in. So, stranger, what can I do for your troubles? Also, anything along the lines of ‘going away’ or ‘leaving you alone’ are invalid requests. ❞

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♚||ANDIE 

“You’re hilarious. By the way, I’m in agreement on the whole snake thing. They give me the heebie jeebies.” Andie said, making a face at him. “I’m comin’, I’m comin’. Hold your horses.” She stood and grabbed her purse, heading toward the door.

|| ( ♚ ) || — ❝ The hilariously loveable me. Yes, I know. ❞ Kíli replied with a snort.  ❝ You better watch out or you’ll find your shop filled with plastic snakes. Not that I’d know why just.. A casual warning. ❞ He teased. Walking over to the door, he leaned against it and began pushing it open slowly, holding the door with his back. ❝ ...Has Christmas passed yet? Sure feels like it. Maybe if we hurry up we’ll make it before Easter. ❞ He grinned up at her.    

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♚||THORIN

“Forgive me for having learned from experience,” Thorin retorted in a similar deadpan. At least this time had been an accident. That worked in her nephew’s favor. Still, Kili getting into trouble - intentional or otherwise - was something that happened all too often.

A triumphant smirk graced Thorin’s lips as Kili began to recount the times she had had to get him out of trouble. “Yeah, Switzerland. That’s the last time I let you visit the international embassies in any country,” she sighed. The memory needed to be repressed again. Thankfully, Kili offered her a distraction.

“I’m not surprised she hasn’t told you,” she chuckled, the sparkle in her eye all to similar to her nephews. “So, one day, she takes your grandfather’s car out to go out with your father. Comes home and the two of them won’t stop eating each other’s faces. And your mother nudges the gear shift, kicks the car into reverse. It rolls down the driveway right into the neighbor’s mailbox. Breaks the mailbox, dents the car. Now, your mother puts the car back on the driveway and immediately calls my father and asks if he knows where Frerin and I were. Told him we weren’t in school, when we were…for once….and casually mentions that maybe we were at a show that Frerin went to see a week before but of course my father didn’t remember that. Long story short, your uncle Frerin and I were grounded for a month.”

|| ( ♚ ) || — Kíli could all but sigh and cross his arms, a response absent from his tongue as it was damned near impossible to argue back. Especially considering that Thorin had been the one who bailed him out of almost each and every situation if his brother hadn’t stepped up to do so.

At the smirk, the brunette made a note to get her back for this later (only proving her point, some part of him noted) when he could think of a proper method of vengeance. ❝ Oh come on, we still had the deal made in the end right? You can’t seriously still be holding that against me! ❞ His arms were thrown up in his exasperation until the beginning of the story hit his ears.

He raised a brow and listened intently. Perhaps too intently, but any story of mischief captured his attention like a child being read to. Kíli wouldn’t dare deny the smile that came to his lips. Ah, yes, that explains where he got his knack for scheming then. From the entire family. Letting his head fall backwards as he laughed, he took a few moments to regain his composure, and even then, his body shook with soft chuckles and on various occasions he had to wipe the tears out of his eyes.  ❝ That is simply brilliant. Well, not that you two were grounded of course but.. Oh that is simply pure gold. Also explains why you never fall for my own little tricks I am loathe to admit. ❞ The brunette reached over and put his hand on his Thorin’s shoulder, an amused little grin on his face.  

 ❝ But for once? Aunt Thorin... Shame on you. And you yell at me for skipping on occasion. I’m simply hurt! ❞ His expression betrayed his words.

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