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@sugaxjpg's fic rec blog (it’s mostly smut... no excuses)

[bratkook]

choke me. (m) jjk

pairing. jungkook x reader genre. smut, absolutely no plot word count. 2.9k warnings. short but sweet filthy, unprotected sex, messy sex, choking (jungkook begs her to choke him), dirty talk, oral sex (f. receiving), face riding, jungkook swears he sees jesus, his not so secret love for gossiping returns summary. now that the line between peeping tom and teasing neighbor had been crossed, entering into mutually beneficial territory, jungkook feels less wary about asking you to wrap your pretty hands around his throat note. peeping tom!jungkook is back for more, technically this is a second installment to come over but can def be read as a stand alone drabble! he lives in my mind rent free so i hope you all enjoy his brief return 🖤(i also wrote this in an hour so theres that) honorable mentions to @suqakoo​ who i promised id tag if i ever continued this story 🤧 @taestybae​ who is essentially the reason why i wrote the first part ily bae & @pars-ley​ i hope long hair jk ruins you once more

Jungkook absolutely can’t think of any other place he’d rather be than right here, right now. He’s honestly contemplating sending his realtor a bouquet or roses, hell maybe one of those edible arrangements with the melon shaped like petals, anything to show his immense gratitude for helping him buy this house. 

Really, who would have ever thought the chain of events would lead to this very moment, sprawled out on his bed, large palms digging into your hips as you bounced on top of him, the slick sounds of your pussy soaking his cock filling up the room in a filthy manner. He is once again thankful for the narrow distance between your buildings that brought this moment to fruition. 

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[snackhobi]

pairing: taehyung x reader / word count: 13.3k / genre: fluff, friends to lovers, smut (NSFW, 18+)

summary: you’re used to being in love with taehyung. you’ve had a lot of time to get good at it, after all—by this point you’re the world’s expert at keeping your less-than-platonic feelings hidden from him, what with the amount of practice you’ve had.

but then he signs up for a massage therapy course, because apparently you can never catch a break.

or: the one where taehyung gives you a full body massage and then some.

warnings: sexually explicit content, massage with a happy ending (literally 🤧), cursing, edible massage oil/lube, fingering (f), unprotected sex (be safe when you have sex please), multiple orgasms (f), oral sex (m), cum swallowing, pet names, body worship?, brief mention of shower sex

a/n: I swear this was meant to be pwp. this was literally meant to just be pwp with some massage shenanigans. and then I blinked and it had become a soft 13k fic which honestly… kicked my ass quite a bit. but I hope you enjoy it!! thank you as always to @hobi-gif​ for beta reading this and encouraging me and putting up with me changing this multiple times, what would I do without your support miss hope?

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Taehyung goes through a lot of different phases.

He just finds so many things interesting. Photography, art, art history, music, fashion, thrift shopping; heck, there was even the time he got weirdly into making tea and became some sort of connoisseur, going through the whole rigmarole of buying the loose leaves and weighing them out, checking the temperature of the water, brewing for a precisely measured amount of time.

You still remember the look on his face when you said it all tasted like hot leaf water to you.

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[rmnamjoons]

Pheromones [KNJ Oneshot]

➳ summary: As the botanist on a deep-space exploration vessel, you’ve seen your fair share of weird and unexplainable. This large pink alien flower you and your crew picked up on one of the outer terraformed mining planets, however, might just take the cake. You’re pretty sure it’s fine, but you’ve been ordered to study the plant and determine whether or not it’s safe for humans to be around, and you’re having trouble discerning what exactly is inside the alien flower’s bulb that just refuses to bloom. Namjoon — the captain of your ship and the man you’ve been secretly in love with since first joining the Galactic Academy — is eager to help you any way he can, but just as love begins to bloom, so does the alien flower.

➳ pairing: spaceship captain!Namjoon x spaceship botanist!reader

➳ genre: smut, sci fi au

➳ word count: 17.5k (this is a completed oneshot)

➳ tags: smut, fingering, oral (f receiving), overstimulation, desperate sex, dry humping then actual sex, sort of the “fuck or die” trope if you squint, maybe more like a “they need to fuck right now” trope, soft dom namjoon gone wild, dirty talk (no degradation), bondage i suppose but not on purpose, technically exhibitionism, sweet happy ending, previously seemingly unrequited love/mutual pining, almost all of this is smut, drug mention but not drug use

[read on ao3]

➳ a/n: This fic includes zero actual science, botany, or facts. It’s all made up and not real to serve the plot and get to the smut. Enjoy! And thank you so much to @gukgalore​ for reading this before I was even halfway through and to @lynnthevirgo​ for beta-ing!

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[jinned-deactivated20241014]

mcd*ckin | jungkook | m

snippet: “So, if I’m so predictable,” you tease, running your finger along his clothed chest, “what am I going to do next?”

pairing: jungkook x female reader

genre: smut, crack, pwp

au: fast food worker jungkook, customer y/n, slice of life, strangers to lovers

rating: explicit/18+

word count: 10.9k

warnings: swearing, disrespecting the workplace, vandalism???, jungkook has tattoos, 

sexual warnings: hair pulling, oral (male and female receiving), use of food: whipped cream, cherries, sweet and sour sauce, ketchup, mustard. public indecency, public sex, good ol’ bush appreciation, no protection, fingering, lots of moaning and stickiness, choking, digit sucking, thigh slapping, jungkook commands a bit, nude photos on the ordering menu, nipple suckling, unprotected penetration, slight roleplay? (if you squint), big girthy jungkook cock :) light dirty talk,

a/n: the biggest thank you to my top supporters @searchingtae​ @parksfilter​ and @hobiglow​!! i couldn’t have done this without you guys! and thank you to lainey for betaing this for me!! :( ilysm. thank you to @namluve​ for making the banner for me! im so happy to finally bring this fic to life and i hope it makes you laugh! let me know what you think!

this is a part of the fast f*cking food collab! 

Work today was more hellish than normal.

The clients at the law firm seemed whinier, your coworkers flakier, and your patience non-existent. You’re in no way a prestigious, high level lawyer, and yet everyone around you seems to think they can expect you to act like one without the title or the pay. Shit, even your boss asked if you could count today’s numbers for her and you just had to swallow your laughter. In reality, you’re just a lowly Trial Lawyer trying to make by, but here is everyone else expecting you to be the number cruncher and the filer.

It’s not like you don’t want the responsibility or the tasks. It just sucks that this job is a filler one. It’s not a career and you don’t plan on staying here for five plus years unlike SOME (okay most) of your coworkers. Your dream job is going into criminal law, but…it’s also every other lawyer’s. All you know is you don’t want to be a Trial Lawyer for much longer. There have been too many times where you’ve almost dozed off in court, and that could really leave a mark on your reputation.

There’s only one thing that will help you unwind at this point: the McDonald’s drive through guy.

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[1kook]

EXPLORER

jjk x female reader

FOR GCN’S ❝ 23 | JUNGKOOK BIRTHDAY PROJECT ❞ ! Alien AU | “I want to have your last name!” | “I like when you do that, it makes me crazy.”

summary; Jungkook does not want to impress the frankly tyrannical ways of his planet on you. He just wants to stay here and keep your couch warm for you, hold your hair back when you wash your face in the morning.  warnings; smut in the forms of cunnilingus, loss of virginity, unprotected sex, anal, tit play, and all that jazz bc surprise its tentacle porn rating: mature (18+) miscellaneous; FLUFF, strangers to friends to lovers, curious alien kook, there’s a saber tooth tiger mention, virginity is a social construct, they both have skewed perceptions of sex and love, and idk what else word count; 17.8k

notes; someone said once “all u ever do is write college aus 😃” and i was like lol true but i was also a virgo and was like “i’ll prove u wrong” and next thing i knew i was writing a 17k alien au clap for me lads

special thanks to; my savior and editor rumu ( @kigurumu​ ) who very politely tells me when im making up words n also when shit doesn’t make sense but lets me make stupid final decisions that will come back to bite me in the ass<3 and also my gf yeji @suqakoo​ who watched me crash and burn about ten times while writing this monstrosity of  fic and just laughed her support amazes me<3

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[1kook]

skirt chasers - drabble iii

this a skirt chasers drabble in case u couldn’t tell uhhh here’s i and ii lol

summary; “I think the alcohol broke my amygdala. Your epidermis looks pretty today— did you use that toner I told you about?” warnings; alcohol mention, tit sucking, unprotected sex, use of the pull out method, uhh making out??? ratings; mature (18+) misc; educational abolitionist!jungkook, drunk jk, mentions of throwing up lol, jk is an anatomy frEAK, more skirts, more jk has questionable kinks wc; like barely 2k

notes; i wrote this in like 40 mins bc i couldn’t stop thinking about STIMBO jk from skirt chasers and how cool he is enjoy xxxx also i barely rmr shit from anatomy bc it was the worst course of my life so pls bear with me

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[1kook]

mean jungkook + library sex

alternatively titled: skirt chasers — drabble ii 

this technically takes place before drabble i so the chronology is all fucked up but bear with me girlies… as most things on this blog do, it started w/ a gif v.v somehow it ended up being 4k and none of its proofread but are we surprised at this point cue the ted talk ending sequence 

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He was so mean.

Jungkook was horribly, terribly mean to you sometimes, and you wondered why you still allowed him to call himself your boyfriend when time and again he’d shown how mean he could be.

“Don’t do this,” you begged, voice but a hoarse whisper in the library, so desolate and void of the usual bustle of student life it had during the day time. It was nearing 10pm now, and you know the grad students who worked behind the front desk would change shifts soon. Their brief moment of inattention was what Jungkook had planned his little stunt around tonight.

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[1kook]

skirt chasers - drabble i

a skirt chasers drabble bc they are my fave fictional couple to date <333

tags: coupley and domestic, jk’s terrible attempts at seducing via text, making out, dry humping, spitting (ik idk what came over me), too much talking for this to be sexual pero hey here we are wc: like 3k

entirely based off jungkook from bv3 that man had NO right to look that good and  the holy jirkenstocks (jungkook birkenstocks). wont lie this has been completely written in my drafts since November (yes 2019) and i hoarded it under the belief i would make this a whole part 2 which i did not 

que dios los bendiga <3

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Much to everyone’s dismay, Jungkook’s spring break in Vegas with the boys is cut three days short when Jimin’s dog sitter suddenly cancels, citing a case of homesickness as enough cause to abruptly go home. When you first hear news of this, you’re preparing yourself for the return of a mopey, useless Jungkook, too drained from four glorious days in Las Vegas to carry on. What you’re not expecting is the mysterious text he sends you before boarding a five hour flight with no service (he was cheap).

kook still on vegas lockdown. Have that pussy ready when i get home

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[1kook]

skirt chasers

jjk x (f) reader

summary “Baggy clothes are in, but you wouldn’t know that, Miss I Draw Inspiration From Catholic School Girls.” tags f2l, triple texting king kook, ncampus crush kook who is also the weird gamer boy, the skirt aspect is forgotten towards the end tbh, dumbassery is a disease and we are all affected by it, confessions SO CORNY it could be a 2005 teen romcom warnings smut in the form of: unprotected sex, use of mirrors, mostly heavy petting as foreplay I’m sorry, mentions of Jk’s furry ways as a gag kinda, like an unnecessary amount of swearing  wc 7.8k 

to make a long story short, i saw this nsfw gif and wrote this entire fic between 2 am and 6 am anyway i actually really like how this turned out!! lmk when u think

Part of the ideology behind the pleated skirt was in hopes that buying a new wardrobe would somehow help you rebrand your image around campus. Truthfully, it was kinda too late for that now; you’d been here going on three years, your friends and anyone with eyes could see that the style of clothing you leaned towards favored comfort over fashion. However, someone—it might’ve been Taehyung—had gone on a drunken spiel the other night concerning the importance of presenting oneself via fashion. It wasn’t aimed at you, but it certainly left you wondering. 

Which is how you find yourself shivering to the bone now, lingering around the west quad as you wait for Jungkook to come out of an anatomy lab. He’s at that point in the semester where grades mean nothing and everything to him at the same time, so Namjoon’s commissioned you and your other pals to take turns babysitting him once a week to make sure he gets at least some assignments done. 

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[bratkook]

sick entertainment. (m) kth

pairing. hitman!taehyung x hitman!reader genre. smut, pwp warnings. mentions of guns, slight depictions of violence/murder, they’re both hitmen please don’t read if whats mentioned is triggering, they make some dark jokes (they’re sick okay lmao) smut in forms of: oral sex, fingering, unprotected sex, multiple orgasms, choking, dirty talk but its all playful despite it all hehe word count. 6.3k note. this is a request based off #85 off this prompt list (now closed) thank you for sending this in! 🖤 also uh….this may become a series, in which case, consider this a saucy prologue that gives you a glimpse into tae/oc’s…interesting… relationship

The slamming of the door makes Taehyung cock his eyebrow, a sly smile spreading across his face as he mindlessly watches the television, his ears listening to the way your feet stomp on the concrete floors of the loft, no doubt a trail of fire following your path. A laugh is begging to make its way out of him, chest trembling from holding it in because he knows he’s in deep shit, he’d known it the second he had interfered. 

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[1kook]

milestone

Jeon Jungkook x (F) Reader

summary→ Part of you is touched that Jungkook really has been there for every milestone in your life. The other part wishes he hadn’t shown up looking so ridiculously sexy. tags→ American highschool/college universe, brother’s best friend au, grinding, first time, oral (f receiving), unprotected sex (pls use condoms tho), dirty talk, confessions, um graduation sex??? idk lol wc→ 8.2k

did i proofread? hell no lmao. this is my first time writing for bts tho!! enjoy!!

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[jeongi]

like this? | ksj (m)

↣ 𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 | seokjin x reader

↣ 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭 | 3.3k

↣ 𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐫𝐞 | neighbours au. smut. pwp.

↣ 𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐱 | explicit language and sexual content. handjob, oral sex (m receiving), unprotected sex, squirting, light mention of impreg kink & of course, seokjin’s large dick. ;)

↣ 𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲 | your neighbour, seokjin, teaches you exactly how he likes to be touched.

“What’s wrong?” Seokjin asks, his gaze lowering to your figure that’s been placed in between his legs. He’s seated on your couch with his cock out, the rose tip glistening with pre-cum already. Your eyes flicker between him and his prominent king dong that’s placed on the flat of your right hand. How in the world did this happen?

“What? Nothing,” you mumble, brows furrowed in concentrated examination as you focus back towards it. It’s thick and laden, sheathed in velvet that you could only imagine the taste of. You don’t have to imagine for much longer, you think, trying to wrap your brain around how you ended up on your knees in front of your neighbour, Kim Seokjin. One moment he’s yelling at you for playing Mortal Kombat so loudly, he could hear every pronounced profanity spilling out that innocent looking mouth and the next, his cock is twitching in the palm of your hand. He just had to interrupt the only night you’d get to have of bellowing obscenities at your TV monitor before returning to your regular 9-5 hellish purgatory the following morning. It was quite embarrassing having him discover you were the only occupant in your home at the time. Albeit, it wasn’t the first time Seokjin had noise to complain about; the thin walls of the apartment allowed him more audio access to your personal life than he needed. Now your cheeks were flared in a shade of crimson for entirely other reasons.

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[1kook]

we manifested hehe church boy jk gets touched for the first time /.\

You're so pretty and so nice, talk to him in the sweetest voice ever and Jungkook thinks he might be in love. His parents introduce you, tell him you’re the daughter of another active church family who loves the Lord as much as he does. Your laugh is like a bell, so sweet and demure, Jungkook thinks you’re beautiful. Will he court you? Will he politely ask for your hand? His parents like you, but not as much as Jungkook.

You’re so polite and so shy, shyly ask him for a ride home after the charity event, after the need for volunteers is gone and his car is parked a few ways down the street, nestled in the dark streets of the neighborhood that surrounds his church. He says yes, of course he says yes, because you’re so soft and so pretty and—

and so—

“Do you like that?” you rasp, hand around his cock, lips against his cheek.

Jungkook doesn’t know what to say, what to do. This was wrong, certainly you knew that much? You read the same scripture as him, learned the same lessons; this was wrong, this would taint you.

But then you’re squeezing around his throbbing member, the same erection you had carefully eased out of him when you first pressed your breasts against him, and suddenly Jungkook was spiraling.

“Touch me, bunny,” you whimper, blouse undone and Jungkook’s never seen boobs before, never let his eyes wander there, but you’ve got these ridiculously big tits, your small hand guiding him toward them. “Squeeze,” you exhale, mouth against his.

He sniffles, because in the very forefront of his mind he knows this is wrong. But his cock is oozing precum, only getting harder in your hand, because he likes it so much, he likes you so much. He feels so dirty, but doesn’t feel an ounce of remorse for it, not when you tell him he’s being such a good boy.

i’m sorry lord i’m sorry lord, he cries, sobs when he has his first orgasm at your hand, cum spilling down his length and over your fingers, when you lick it up with the gaze of a serpent, narrowed mean eyes, and push it down his own throat with your tongue. It’s so dirty, he’s so dirty. He sniffles, looks at you in both awe and fear because you're so pretty, so soft, but you will not see the gates of heaven.

[1kook]

distractions

jeon jungkook x (f) reader

summary: “Soft.” / “No shit,” you say, “you’re deep between my boobs.” tags: gamer kook, soft bf jeon, extensive knowledge of the MCU (Mario Cinematic Universe) warnings: nsfw; mostly tit play, dry humping, slight praise, jizzing in ur pants like ur fifteen again wc: 3k barely 

when u have 34827 other fics to finish but ur brain hyper focuses on this image at 1 in the morning. not proofread bc idk ppl 

ty for all the nice comments on skirt chasers btw<333

There were a lot of things about Jungkook that you didn’t learn until you were official. Like the fact he rarely matches his socks unless they’re cool socks. Or that he prefers his pancakes pre-drizzled with syrup. Not necessarily bad things, just aspects the general public wouldn’t normally see. In fact, the worst “trait” you’ve learned about Jungkook in the past year is how easily distracted he can get. Nothing crazy, just tiny actions, like forgetting to eat for three hours because he refuses to leave his Wii until he can beat the guys in three rounds of Super Smash Bros. Ultimate in the Mushroom Kingdom stage. Strangely specific, but it’s Jungkook and you’ve long since learned he’s an enigma.

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[1kook]

BORN SINNER II

BORN SINNER I → BORN SINNER II

summary; He feels bad, hiding from his Lord just like Adam did after eating the forbidden fruit from the Garden.  warnings; church boy jk aka our resident HYMNbo <3, virgin jk, making out, double solo masturbation, corruption kink, jk’s 1st experience w puthy, grinding like actual FROTTAGE, titties, fingering!!, jk has a crush 😞, CATHOLIC GUILT part 2, dismissal of religious symbols, specific mentions of biblical stories, oc picks on him a lil bit but she just likes him </3, jk LIES so much take a shot everytime jk lies to himself or others, and again jk being super horny n religious  rating; mature (18+) word count; 9k

notes; wow can u believe our weird hornee post at 10am is now getting its second fic 😐anyway! i was rlly excited about this fic, i usually write jk as being cool n suave n confident but cb jk rlly makes me test myself so uhhh here u go!! as always i have to thank my friend n editor miss rumu ( @kigurumu​ ) who reads my stuff n is like tht don’t make sense!!! n then we fix it together <3 bc this fic rlly woulda been messy n weird without her so um!!! clap for rumu pls. the banner is the same one miss sol ( @jamaisjoons​ ) made for me before so send all aesthetic praise to her pls v.v 

as always, lemme know what u think!

Jungkook has never had a girl over. 

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[1kook]

BORN SINNER

— jjk x (f) reader

summary; Jungkook hates you, hates how much he likes you even after you draw him away from his Lord. warnings; churchboy!jk, corruption kink, virgin!koo, handjobs, blowjobs, mentions of masturbation, angst, CATHOLIC GUILT, jk in denial, jk has a crush /.\, oc is a lil mean rating; mature (18+) wc; 6k

notes; [ church boy jk joins the battle! ] i had this v specific church au that I’ve never seen fulfilled so i was like 😐 guess i just gotta write it myself so HERE is the au that i brewed up this time. this may potentially be a part one to a series, but i gotta see how I’m feeling lol, enjoy <3 also the title comes from the song born sinner by j.cole cuz if u look at da lyrics… hehe

love letters; first of all i have to thank my bb sol @jamaisjoons​ for this absolutely SEXY banner -___- everyone pls go clap for her. my editor n wife rumu @kigurumu​ who reads my weirdly specific ideas n is just like :] yup uh huh :] sounds good, and also the very lovely ppl whomstdve i just met but helped me with the bg info for this fic @jamaiskook​ @mygsii​ @underthejoon​ 🥺 u guys r too kind <3

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[snackhobi]

a human touch, part 2, final

Part 1 / 1.5 / [2]

summary: everyone knows that androids don’t think, or feel, or have emotions. they’re not human, after all. so when a two hour session with a sex android ends up with nothing more than a nice conversation, you think that’s the first and last time you’ll see v.

then he turns up at your door.

pairing: taehyung x f!reader / word count: 24.4k / genre: robot!taehyung/virgin!reader, fluff, smut (NSFW, 18+)

warnings: cursing/explicit language, very brief injury mention/blood mention (nothing violent/explicit I promise!), alcohol consumption, reference to former sex work, sexually explicit content, reference to masturbation, reader has sex for the first time, oral (f + m), multiple orgasms (f), unprotected sex (taehyung is an android but please take necessary precautions irl), I think that’s it but please let me know if I’ve missed anything

a/n: this got so incredibly long,, I hope that makes up for the wait! thank you to @hobi-gif​, as always, for being so supportive and uplifting and beta reading this for me, you are a shining star in my sky. and thank you to the wonderful @flowerseokjin​ for letting me pick her brain about art galleries and telling me about the incredible exhibition/paintings that I wrote about in this fic, you truly are the loveliest 💕

note: this is the final part of the main story! I’ll be writing minis/drabbles etc in the future but,, this is part 2 of 2 💖

A month after Taehyung walks into your life, you finally get new neighbours.

You’re aware of this because: 

a) Rory had let you know in advance (to wit: “I have been instructed to inform you that the new tenants of apartment 4A will be moving in next Sunday.”)

and:

b) Said new tenants are apparently very noisy.

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