western joke

Running out of air down here in your basement. But I guess that’s just part of the fun! Laughing out loud, with no oxygen. -Ned

[the-son-of-dathomir]

[atesan]

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THE FALL OF THE HOUSE OF USHER 1x03 - Murder in the Rue Morgue

[columboscreens]

[nancythedrew]

this is how it feels everytime HeR posts on social media trying to pretend they're an actual company working on a new game

[elliotchen-apologist]

chilling in nancy drew games:

 phidias cultural center

[columboscreens]

[fluffysheeps]

Chocolate, vanilla, strawberry 🐮

[fluffysheeps]

Cinnamon buns 🐇

[poirott]

Favourite Agatha Christie’s Poirot episodes [1/10]: The ABC Murders

A serial killer dubbed “A.B.C.” is picking their victims in alphabetical order; an Ascher in Andover, a Barnard in Bexhill, etc. An ABC Railway Guide is left at each crime scene. The killer is taunting Poirot with disturbing letters, announcing where the next murder will be.

[poirott]

Favourite Agatha Christie’s Poirot episodes [2/10]: One, Two, Buckle My Shoe

Poirot’s dentist is found murdered at his medical practice. The initial suspects are three of his patients who had their dental appointments that day, but one of them goes missing and another dies of an overdose of anaesthetic.

[poirott]

Favourite Agatha Christie’s Poirot episodes [3/10]: Lord Edgware Dies

When Lady Edgware can’t get a divorce from her husband, she asks Poirot for help. That evening thirteen guests are seated at a dinner table, which is supposed to bring bad luck for the first guest to rise. Next morning Lord Edgware is dead.

[poirott]

Favourite Agatha Christie’s Poirot episodes [4/10]: Death on the Nile

Poirot is enjoying a cruise on the Nile. A fellow passenger, the wealthy heiress Linnet Ridgeway, and her new husband Simon Doyle, are being stalked by Simon’s ex, Jacqueline. One evening Jacqueline shoots at Simon in despair, incapacitating him and confining him to his bed. Threatening to take her own life, Jacqueline has a passenger watch over her all night. The next day Linnet is found dead in her cabin but she is only the first of several victims.

[poirott]

Favourite Agatha Christie’s Poirot episodes [8/10]: The Mysterious Affair at Styles

Hastings is sent back to England from the First World War due to injury and is invited to spend his sick leave at the beautiful Styles Court by his old friend John Cavendish. When the elderly owner of the estate, John’s step-mother Emily Inglethorpe, is found poisoned to death with strychnine in her bedroom, suspicion falls on the household, including Emily’s new much younger husband Alfred. Hastings solicits the help of his friend Poirot, a refugee of the war settling near the country estate.

[poirott]

Favourite Agatha Christie’s Poirot episodes [7/10]: Dumb Witness

Emily Arundel confides to Poirot that she fears one of her relatives is trying to kill her for her money. When she trips on her fox terrier’s ball and falls down the stairs, the accident is blamed on little Bob. Poirot persuades Emily to disinherit the heirs, but she is murdered anyway. Poirot knows the key to solving the mystery lies in Bob who witnessed the murderer at work.

[poirott]

Bob the wire fox terrier in Agatha Christie’s Poirot 6x04 ‘Dumb Witness’

“A dog’s bark attracted my attention. The bushes were thin at that point and the dog could be easily seen. He was a wirehaired terrier, somewhat shaggy as to coat. His feet were planted wide apart, slightly to one side, and he barked with an obvious enjoyment of his own performance that showed him to be actuated by the most amiable motives.” - Agatha Christie, Dumb Witness

[poirott]

Favourite Agatha Christie’s Poirot episodes [6/10]: Death in the Clouds

Poirot is one of the 11 passengers on a flight from Paris to London. He sleeps through most of the journey. Close to landing, a wasp is spotted flying around the rear compartment, and notorious French moneylender Madame Giselle is found murdered by a dart with a poisoned tip.

[poirott]

Favourite Agatha Christie’s Poirot episodes [9/10]: Peril at End House

Poirot and Hastings take a holiday at an exclusive Cornish resort, looking for peace and quiet. They meet Miss Nick Buckley, a beautiful heiress who lives near their hotel at End House, and she tells Poirot she has had three near-fatal accidents in a few weeks. Poirot suspects someone in Nick’s inner circle is out to kill her. Nick hosts a party, inviting friends and relatives. When Nick’s cousin Maggie is found dead at the party,  Poirot realizes Maggie was killed by mistake because she was wearing Nick’s red shawl.