blue eyes at sunrise

24, college graduate and resident of the state of Maryland. I'm not around here much anymore, but I come back on occasion. I play Ingress and you should too #Enlightened

[checkmateyourprivilege-deactiva]

2013 was five years ago let that sink in

[checkmateyourprivilege-deactiva]

[verycutedragon]

I’M DONE

[klusterfvk]

kowndege

[red-sky-take-warning]

I have waited so long to bring this back.

SO LONG.

I don’t think you understand.

[red-sky-take-warning]

red-sky-take-warning —> danceclubcrickets

Just so y’all know.

I mostly just fave things and talk about art and yell about Undertale (yes I’m an Undertale fan now; it was the one thing in the entire world that actually managed to make me into fandom-trash.)

[occasionalrpmemes]

Things I've heard on campus, Sentence Starter Style

“Forget the threesome. I just want to join your detective agency.”

“No, look, I’m not saying we should rob the anthropological museum, it’s just that… okay. Maybe I’m saying we should rob the museum a little bit.”

“What if we killed all our citizens, but we fixed the public transportation system?”

“Listen. There’s a pit behind the cafeteria building. And I want you to meet me in it.”

“How many ways to you think there are to evade the library staff forever?”

“I’m sorry I gave your vertebra to someone else.”

“No. Sorry, no. It was a great plan until you got to the- the whole harpoon bit, but…”

“You know, we don’t need to be handcuffed together through our entire lunch.”

“Your dedication to this dance is both impressive and unsettling.”

“I’m not bitter. I’m just saying that if you checked your damn texts more often, maybe I wouldn’t have been trapped naked in the sports center for an hour last night.”

“WHO WANTS TO SEE SOME DEER BONES”

“Consummatum fucking est, mate.”

“Word of advice: Don’t nod while someone is holding a knife to your throat.”

“Do you have to wiggle like that?”

“You told me to do it. You told me you wanted it done. You didn’t tell me how.”

“Okay but can we talk about how your hand seems to be covered in blood?”

“I can hear your heartbeat. You’re alive.”

[twopartsbitter]

if u were a gifted/talented child who grew into an anxious adult w fragile self worth and a perfectionist streak that makes u abandon things if ur not good at them immediately clap ur hands

[red-sky-take-warning]

Wait, how many people out there RELATE to this? I thought I was all alone! D8

[jasonapham]

[enchanted-dystopia]

REPRESENTATION MATTERS.

[profeminist]

[mysliceoffun]

Representation is SO important.

[kowabungadoodles]

Ok it’s time for a poll! Reblog your Birb - Go VALOR!

Mystic - Instinct

[idk-kun]

my experience with pokemon go so far

[movedc]

trainers with their fav eeveelutions aaa

[shioppang]

I love this meme 

Based off THIS GREAT POST: http://ominate.tumblr.com/post/39615150175/is-there-a-word-thats-a-mix-between-angry-and 

[nate-maurer]

Here we have our Pokemon Go gym leaders doin’ their thing at the dog park

I love how instantaneously Spark was decided to be a complete wastoid dingbat, it’s very endearing and almost has me renouncing my Mystic affiliation for Instinct

also HEY BEEN A WHILE HASN’T IT?? crazy how all it took for me to start drawing again was the overwhelming impact of a staggeringly massive international phenomenon. Hope you’ve all been well! We’ll talk soon 

[athenawyrm]

TEAM VALOR

[red-sky-take-warning]

Me playing Pokemon GO:

Me: ehhh I'm not so sure about Team Valor... I picked it because my Ingress friends picked it, but I think Team Instinct would have suited me better...

(Candela is revealed)

Me: MY QUEEN

[luriel]

Doodling around. 

Much love for Candela our fiery leader! <3

[red-sky-take-warning]

Oh my god, something just occurred to me:

Is my life actually...

...going well?

I’ve got a new job that doesn’t make me want to leap from tall buildings, I think someone might actually like me for REAL this time, and my dad somehow picked out the exact turntable I wanted for my birthday without me even telling him? And I actually feel like I might be regaining my ability to exercise, which I’ll prove by doing a 5K run/walk on the 25th??

AND I SLEPT FOR NINE SOLID HOURS LAST NIGHT??!!?

I was about to say “this is great,” but experience tells me that this is the part where I fuck it all up. Maybe my fear of fucking it up will fuck it up? Or maybe I don’t have ENOUGH fear of fucking it up, and THAT’S what will fuck it up!!

[salamispots]

6.12.16

Be safe and sound.

[1977punk]

tfw you start making pancakes and then realize you don’t have any eggs and your life is ruined as a result 

[biandbitchy]

You can use bananas as an egg substitute in pancakes I’m pretty sure it’s half a banana for each egg or something

[titaniumvulpes]

You can also use blood but I wouldn’t recommend that tbh.

[dragonicmoon]

Does this help ?

[titaniumvulpes]

DAMN LÉ BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH THE GREAT RESOURCES.

[dragonicmoon]

I have a vegan friend ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[fionn-mcgoats]

you can use olive oil as well as egg replacer in cakes. not sure how well it wiil work for pancakes tho

[red-sky-take-warning]

Banana pancakes are literally the best and you’re missing out if you haven’t tried them yet <3

[nyangalore]

[htxtrinh]

@catrightsactivist

[sacheu-deactivated20200922]

he’s free

[faesoteric]

I watched this so many times just for the expression when he realises the ground is not as close as first thought.

[lucillebruise]

same

[red-sky-take-warning]

"oh god what have I done what have I done WHAT HAVE I DONE WHAT HAVE I- oh there it is"