Slenderman In Red

Making you red as you read this

[red-slenderman]

(Maybe post on here saying it's no longer active?)

Mod here: I’ll still be active on this blog but not really for any of my other slenderblogs

[slendercreature]

yeah. feral child that red found in the woods and decided to keep or something

... @red-slenderman you have a child?

[red-slenderman]

No, but many people say that. I never adopted anything.

[slendercreature]

I see. the anons are once again intoxicated by inanity.

[red-slenderman]

Yeah… the kid isnt so bad though. Well… they did call me an asshole, but otherwise they’re okay.

[slendercreature]

I'd like to meet the child.

[red-slenderman]

Oh, sure

@littleredslenderhood

[littleredslenderhood]

*sigh* What is it this time, Red? Are you gonna stick me with another needle thing?

[red-slenderman]

No, I just want you to meet someone.

[littleredslenderhood]

...I'm still suspicious.

[red-slenderman]

Look, it’s not like it’s gonna eat you or something, it’s nice.

[littleredslenderhood]

Are you sure I can trust you on this?

[red-slenderman]

I’m sure.

[littleredslenderhood]

You said that last time and then you stabbed me in the arm.

[red-slenderman]

Yknow what, just… say hi to who I wanted you to meet.

(@slendercreature )

[littleredslenderhood]

Do I have to?

[red-slenderman]

No, but it’d be nice if you did.

[slendercreature]

yeah. feral child that red found in the woods and decided to keep or something

... @red-slenderman you have a child?

[red-slenderman]

No, but many people say that. I never adopted anything.

[slendercreature]

I see. the anons are once again intoxicated by inanity.

[red-slenderman]

Yeah… the kid isnt so bad though. Well… they did call me an asshole, but otherwise they’re okay.

[slendercreature]

I'd like to meet the child.

[red-slenderman]

Oh, sure

@littleredslenderhood

[littleredslenderhood]

*sigh* What is it this time, Red? Are you gonna stick me with another needle thing?

[red-slenderman]

No, I just want you to meet someone.

[littleredslenderhood]

...I'm still suspicious.

[red-slenderman]

Look, it’s not like it’s gonna eat you or something, it’s nice.

[littleredslenderhood]

Are you sure I can trust you on this?

[red-slenderman]

I’m sure.

[littleredslenderhood]

You said that last time and then you stabbed me in the arm.

[red-slenderman]

Yknow what, just… say hi to who I wanted you to meet.

(@slendercreature )

[slendercreature]

yeah. feral child that red found in the woods and decided to keep or something

... @red-slenderman you have a child?

[red-slenderman]

No, but many people say that. I never adopted anything.

[slendercreature]

I see. the anons are once again intoxicated by inanity.

[red-slenderman]

Yeah… the kid isnt so bad though. Well… they did call me an asshole, but otherwise they’re okay.

[slendercreature]

I'd like to meet the child.

[red-slenderman]

Oh, sure

@littleredslenderhood

[littleredslenderhood]

*sigh* What is it this time, Red? Are you gonna stick me with another needle thing?

[red-slenderman]

No, I just want you to meet someone.

[littleredslenderhood]

...I'm still suspicious.

[red-slenderman]

Look, it’s not like it’s gonna eat you or something, it’s nice.

[littleredslenderhood]

Are you sure I can trust you on this?

[red-slenderman]

I’m sure.

[slendercreature]

yeah. feral child that red found in the woods and decided to keep or something

... @red-slenderman you have a child?

[red-slenderman]

No, but many people say that. I never adopted anything.

[slendercreature]

I see. the anons are once again intoxicated by inanity.

[red-slenderman]

Yeah… the kid isnt so bad though. Well… they did call me an asshole, but otherwise they’re okay.

[slendercreature]

I'd like to meet the child.

[red-slenderman]

Oh, sure

@littleredslenderhood

[littleredslenderhood]

*sigh* What is it this time, Red? Are you gonna stick me with another needle thing?

[red-slenderman]

No, I just want you to meet someone.

[littleredslenderhood]

...I'm still suspicious.

[red-slenderman]

Look, it’s not like it’s gonna eat you or something, it’s nice.

[slendercreature]

yeah. feral child that red found in the woods and decided to keep or something

... @red-slenderman you have a child?

[red-slenderman]

No, but many people say that. I never adopted anything.

[slendercreature]

I see. the anons are once again intoxicated by inanity.

[red-slenderman]

Yeah… the kid isnt so bad though. Well… they did call me an asshole, but otherwise they’re okay.

[slendercreature]

I'd like to meet the child.

[red-slenderman]

Oh, sure

@littleredslenderhood

[littleredslenderhood]

*sigh* What is it this time, Red? Are you gonna stick me with another needle thing?

[red-slenderman]

No, I just want you to meet someone.

[slendercreature]

yeah. feral child that red found in the woods and decided to keep or something

... @red-slenderman you have a child?

[red-slenderman]

No, but many people say that. I never adopted anything.

[slendercreature]

I see. the anons are once again intoxicated by inanity.

[red-slenderman]

Yeah… the kid isnt so bad though. Well… they did call me an asshole, but otherwise they’re okay.

[slendercreature]

I'd like to meet the child.

[red-slenderman]

Oh, sure

@littleredslenderhood

[slendercreature]

yeah. feral child that red found in the woods and decided to keep or something

... @red-slenderman you have a child?

[red-slenderman]

No, but many people say that. I never adopted anything.

[slendercreature]

I see. the anons are once again intoxicated by inanity.

[red-slenderman]

Yeah… the kid isnt so bad though. Well… they did call me an asshole, but otherwise they’re okay.

[slendercreature]

yeah. feral child that red found in the woods and decided to keep or something

... @red-slenderman you have a child?

[red-slenderman]

No, but many people say that. I never adopted anything.

[red-slenderman]

🫵 mouth breather

Where else would I breath from.

[red-slenderman]

Do you have babies

No??? Why????

[hollowinthegrotto]

stop lying red we all know little red is your kid

[red-slenderman]

She is not.

[hollowinthegrotto]

then why did you call her "young lady" and go all strict parent on her earlier

[red-slenderman]

Um…

[hollowinthegrotto]

honestly at this point all you guys are lacking are adoption papers

[red-slenderman]

I don’t think theres anywhere to get them in the forest

[hollowinthegrotto]

yeah probably not

honestly at this point little red doesn't legally exist anyways. so uh

yeag

[red-slenderman]

Interesting.

[hollowinthegrotto]

i mean she literally lived in middle ages Europe and then vanished for several centuries with the only evidence of her existence being a fairytale soooooo

[red-slenderman]

Oh.

[red-slenderman]

Do you have babies

No??? Why????

[hollowinthegrotto]

stop lying red we all know little red is your kid

[red-slenderman]

She is not.

[hollowinthegrotto]

then why did you call her "young lady" and go all strict parent on her earlier

[red-slenderman]

Um…

[learningfrenchslenderman]

Don't worry, red, the parent allegations won't go away soon.

[red-slenderman]

Oh… phew?

[learningfrenchslenderman]

Yep! People stopped are still saying I'm Malware's son!

[red-slenderman]

Who is Malware?

[red-slenderman]

Do you have babies

No??? Why????

[hollowinthegrotto]

stop lying red we all know little red is your kid

[red-slenderman]

She is not.

[hollowinthegrotto]

then why did you call her "young lady" and go all strict parent on her earlier

[red-slenderman]

Um…

[learningfrenchslenderman]

Don't worry, red, the parent allegations won't go away soon.

[red-slenderman]

Oh… phew?

[red-slenderman]

Do you have babies

No??? Why????

[hollowinthegrotto]

stop lying red we all know little red is your kid

[red-slenderman]

She is not.

[hollowinthegrotto]

then why did you call her "young lady" and go all strict parent on her earlier

[red-slenderman]

Um…

[hollowinthegrotto]

honestly at this point all you guys are lacking are adoption papers

[red-slenderman]

I don’t think theres anywhere to get them in the forest

[hollowinthegrotto]

yeah probably not

honestly at this point little red doesn't legally exist anyways. so uh

yeag

[red-slenderman]

Interesting.

[red-slenderman]

Do you eat babies?

NO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[red-slenderman]

Do you have babies

No??? Why????

[hollowinthegrotto]

stop lying red we all know little red is your kid

[red-slenderman]

She is not.

[hollowinthegrotto]

then why did you call her "young lady" and go all strict parent on her earlier

[red-slenderman]

Um…

[hollowinthegrotto]

honestly at this point all you guys are lacking are adoption papers

[red-slenderman]

I don’t think theres anywhere to get them in the forest

[red-slenderman]

Do you have babies

No??? Why????

[hollowinthegrotto]

stop lying red we all know little red is your kid

[red-slenderman]

She is not.

[hollowinthegrotto]

then why did you call her "young lady" and go all strict parent on her earlier

[red-slenderman]

Um…