Look for the Naked Man Covered in Blood...

"...it will probably be me." TF2 Indie rp/ask Blog for BLU Soldier. Will be friendly to RED or anyone for that matter as well, as friendlly Soldier can be, anyway. OC, ship, and NSFW friendly. This blog may trigger, viewer discresion is advised. Tracking #red_white_and_blu

[red-white-and-blu]

"Weapons used to defend liberty break and break often!" Soldier replied, placing a rather abused rocket launcher on a table. "She lost its effective range… she’s warped badly, Engie." he said somewhat solemnly, groaning a bit.

[akillerofmen]

     “Now, don’t go gettin’ in a twist just yet - lemme see what I can do.” He pulled the weapon toward him gingerly, running grease-stained fingers appraisingly over the exterior, then setting about expertly dismantling her, setting each component neatly aside as he went along. 

     “Aw, hell.” He muttered after a few moments - the rocket launcher’s railing was indeed warped, and badly. She wouldn’t be shooting straight or far for a long time, and that was the honest truth. He knew how much Solly loved this thing, though, and he couldn’t stand seeing him in a fit about it. “Alright, listen, Sol - I’m gonna need t’get some parts brought in t’fix her up proper, but lemme whip y’up somethin’ y’can use in the meantime. Can’t have our Rocket Man without his rockets, now can we?” He flashed a lopsided, reassuring smile, clapping the man companionably on the shoulder. “She’ll be shootin’ straight again in no time, don’t you worry.”

[red-white-and-blu]

"A temporary replacement, huh? I suppose that will have to work. What do you have in mind?"

[red-white-and-blu]

I want the K

4: Forehead kiss

"See? This proves just how short you are" he said, leaning forward to plant a kiss on the other’s brow. He wasn’t sure why he chose that example, though.

[engineerxblu]

“….” Dell couldn’t believe this. He kind of wanted to step on the Soldier’s toes. ‘Be the better man, Dell…’ he thought grimly to himself.

[red-white-and-blu]

"Did I offend you?" Soldier asked, still grinning like an idiot.

[loudmmphing]

red-white-and-blu has found the fire!

red-white-and-blu

"Hudda!" Pyro waved to the blu, opening his arms up for a hug. Before the other could say anything, he’d already pounced.

[red-white-and-blu]

"MARY MOTHER OF JOSEPH" He proclaimed, being tackled in the RED’s grasp. He was rather afraid, as even a relatively benign gesture as it was, he still didn’t exactly trust RED team, especially Pyro. But, in case this turns bloody, he still has his shovel.

"Umm, hello?"

[loudmmphing]

"Hahho~" the Pyro happily greeted the other, arms wrapped tight around the BLU. He simply remained there, just… hugging him?

"How ah hoo~" Pyro wished to know how the other was doing on this lovely day.

Well, by lovely… it was actually raining quite a bit. In reality, it may have been water falling from the sky, but a nice candy-storm had settled in Pyroland.

[red-white-and-blu]

From his contacts with BLU Pyro, he could understand vaguely what was said. This is either ‘How are you?’ or ‘Cow poo.’ H’s gonna assume it was the former.

“I’m just wonderful, Pyro, really” He said nervously

[loudmmphing]

Pyro gave a soft giggle to the response, releasing him and clapping a few times. The Pyro had noticed the nervous nature of the Soldier, but didn’t pay it much mind, especially since that was the way any BLU acted toward him.

/Especially/ Mr. BLU Spy. But he was Pyro’s favorite! Hide and seek was so much fun~

"Wah ha hoo doih heah??" Pyro asked, wondering why the Soldier was here. Even though… Pyro was walking around the enemy base like it were nothing.

[red-white-and-blu]

"Umm... this is where I live. Er, work." he said, wondering if it was a wise decision to make a run for his shotgun. Somehow they let him into the base, and he couldn't allow that.

[red-white-and-blu]

I want the K

4: Forehead kiss"See? This proves just how short you are" he said, leaning forward to plant a kiss on the other's brow. He wasn't sure why he chose that example, though.

[teampurple]

"Mmmm whatcha say~"

“Shit, bleeding. Oh yeah, that is a lot of blood.”

[red-white-and-blu]

Perhaps he shouldn’t have shot her. He turned a corner and saw someone. Then he just shot, didn’t even check to it was.

“Ergh… let me get a medic, I did not mean to do that… How bad is it?”

[teampurple]

“It hurts but I dont’ think you hit anything important.”

[red-white-and-blu]

“Well, let me get a medkit. However it is, it doesn’t need to keep bleeding.”

Soldier hastily returns with a box with a cross on the top.

“Would you like me to apply the bandages, or would you?”

[teampurple]

“Could you be a dear and do it for me?”

[red-white-and-blu]

“Do not worry, I know what I’m doing” He said, beginning to clean the area. The bullet went through and didn’t break anything, so it was relatively easy. “Sorry for that, by the way. Would you like to shoot me to make up for it?”

[teampurple]

“Oh no, I don’t want to shoot you,” Alice smiled softly. “Don’t worry about it.”

[red-white-and-blu]

"Well, all done." He said, wrapping gauze one more time around the Demolady. "I haven’t seen you before, I don’t think. Are you new?"

[teampurple]

“No, I’ve been around for a while. I’m Alice. Nice to meet you.”

[red-white-and-blu]

"Same to you. A lot of people call me Jane, but I just go by Soldier."

[teampurple]

“Nice to meet you Jane. Thanks for bandaging me up.”

[red-white-and-blu]

"I try. You still might need to see a medic if it gets worse. We need strong and healthy fighters on the battlefield"

[teampurple]

"Mmmm whatcha say~"

“Shit, bleeding. Oh yeah, that is a lot of blood.”

[red-white-and-blu]

Perhaps he shouldn’t have shot her. He turned a corner and saw someone. Then he just shot, didn’t even check to it was.

“Ergh… let me get a medic, I did not mean to do that… How bad is it?”

[teampurple]

“It hurts but I dont’ think you hit anything important.”

[red-white-and-blu]

“Well, let me get a medkit. However it is, it doesn’t need to keep bleeding.”

Soldier hastily returns with a box with a cross on the top.

“Would you like me to apply the bandages, or would you?”

[teampurple]

“Could you be a dear and do it for me?”

[red-white-and-blu]

“Do not worry, I know what I’m doing” He said, beginning to clean the area. The bullet went through and didn’t break anything, so it was relatively easy. “Sorry for that, by the way. Would you like to shoot me to make up for it?”

[teampurple]

“Oh no, I don’t want to shoot you,” Alice smiled softly. “Don’t worry about it.”

[red-white-and-blu]

"Well, all done." He said, wrapping gauze one more time around the Demolady. "I haven’t seen you before, I don’t think. Are you new?"

[teampurple]

“No, I’ve been around for a while. I’m Alice. Nice to meet you.”

[red-white-and-blu]

"Same to you. A lot of people call me Jane, but I just go by Soldier."

[chivalrousxhybrid-deactivated20]

Send me 'I want the K' and I'll generate a number

[sxlvingcode]

chivalrousxhybrid:

1: Hot, Steamy kiss

2: Cheek Kiss

3: Nose Kiss

4: Forehead Kiss

5: Firm Kiss

6: Gentle Peck

7: Romantic Kiss

8: Eyelid Kiss

9: Jawline Kiss

10: Neck Kiss

11: Collarbone Kiss

12: Chest Kiss

13: Stomach Kiss

14: Kiss Along the Hips

15: Kiss in the Rain

16: Upside-Down Kiss

17: Goofy Kiss

18: Underwater Kiss

19: Forceful Kiss

20: Any of the Above

21: Then there’s tongue

[teampurple]

"Mmmm whatcha say~"

“Shit, bleeding. Oh yeah, that is a lot of blood.”

[red-white-and-blu]

Perhaps he shouldn’t have shot her. He turned a corner and saw someone. Then he just shot, didn’t even check to it was.

“Ergh… let me get a medic, I did not mean to do that… How bad is it?”

[teampurple]

“It hurts but I dont’ think you hit anything important.”

[red-white-and-blu]

“Well, let me get a medkit. However it is, it doesn’t need to keep bleeding.”

Soldier hastily returns with a box with a cross on the top.

“Would you like me to apply the bandages, or would you?”

[teampurple]

“Could you be a dear and do it for me?”

[red-white-and-blu]

“Do not worry, I know what I’m doing” He said, beginning to clean the area. The bullet went through and didn’t break anything, so it was relatively easy. “Sorry for that, by the way. Would you like to shoot me to make up for it?”

[teampurple]

“Oh no, I don’t want to shoot you,” Alice smiled softly. “Don’t worry about it.”

[red-white-and-blu]

"Well, all done." He said, wrapping gauze one more time around the Demolady. "I haven't seen you before, I don't think. Are you new?"

[red-white-and-blu]

>sets up ask/rp blog >reblogs ask prompts >forgets to turn on asks >mun is an idiot

[teampurple]

"Mmmm whatcha say~"

“Shit, bleeding. Oh yeah, that is a lot of blood.”

[red-white-and-blu]

Perhaps he shouldn’t have shot her. He turned a corner and saw someone. Then he just shot, didn’t even check to it was.

“Ergh… let me get a medic, I did not mean to do that… How bad is it?”

[teampurple]

“It hurts but I dont’ think you hit anything important.”

[red-white-and-blu]

“Well, let me get a medkit. However it is, it doesn’t need to keep bleeding.”

Soldier hastily returns with a box with a cross on the top.

“Would you like me to apply the bandages, or would you?”

[teampurple]

“Could you be a dear and do it for me?”

[red-white-and-blu]

“Do not worry, I know what I’m doing” He said, beginning to clean the area. The bullet went through and didn’t break anything, so it was relatively easy. “Sorry for that, by the way. Would you like to shoot me to make up for it?”

[akillerofmen]

”WE JUST STOLE AN EIGHT MILLION DOLLAR STATUE! On, like, our day off!”

     “What in tarnation coulda possessed you t’do th-”

     “-AT is an original Michel-mangelo. Hot damn, I ain’t even mad.”

[red-white-and-blu]

"Michael who what?" he exclaims. "All I know is the authorities are looking for it. Do you know a good place to hide this thing?"

[akillerofmen]

     “Never you mind it, Sol.” He had a pretty good idea that Soldier wasn’t one for art, particularly art that hadn’t been made in the good ol’ U-S-of-A. “You just give that lil beauty here. I’d hardly be an engineer worthy m’salt if’n I didn’t have a hidey-hole or two stored away.”

     “You mind tellin’ me how in the heck you boys came across this thing t’begin with?”

[red-white-and-blu]

“Demo and I were out last night. I’m not sure what happened, but you can guess.“ He said, following the engineer.

[akillerofmen]

”WE JUST STOLE AN EIGHT MILLION DOLLAR STATUE! On, like, our day off!”

     “What in tarnation coulda possessed you t’do th-”

     “-AT is an original Michel-mangelo. Hot damn, I ain’t even mad.”

[red-white-and-blu]

"Michael who what?" he exclaims. "All I know is the authorities are looking for it. Do you know a good place to hide this thing?"

[chivalrousxhybrid-deactivated20]

Send me 'I want the K' and I'll generate a number

[sxlvingcode]

chivalrousxhybrid:

1: Hot, Steamy kiss

2: Cheek Kiss

3: Nose Kiss

4: Forehead Kiss

5: Firm Kiss

6: Gentle Peck

7: Romantic Kiss

8: Eyelid Kiss

9: Jawline Kiss

10: Neck Kiss

11: Collarbone Kiss

12: Chest Kiss

13: Stomach Kiss

14: Kiss Along the Hips

15: Kiss in the Rain

16: Upside-Down Kiss

17: Goofy Kiss

18: Underwater Kiss

19: Forceful Kiss

20: Any of the Above

21: Then there’s tongue

[teampurple]

"Mmmm whatcha say~"

“Shit, bleeding. Oh yeah, that is a lot of blood.”

[red-white-and-blu]

Perhaps he shouldn’t have shot her. He turned a corner and saw someone. Then he just shot, didn’t even check to it was.

“Ergh… let me get a medic, I did not mean to do that… How bad is it?”

[teampurple]

“It hurts but I dont’ think you hit anything important.”

[red-white-and-blu]

“Well, let me get a medkit. However it is, it doesn’t need to keep bleeding.”

Soldier hastily returns with a box with a cross on the top.

“Would you like me to apply the bandages, or would you?”

[teampurple]

"Mmmm whatcha say~"

“Shit, bleeding. Oh yeah, that is a lot of blood.”

[red-white-and-blu]

Perhaps he shouldn’t have shot her. He turned a corner and saw someone. Then he just shot, didn’t even check to it was.

“Ergh... let me get a medic, I did not mean to do that... How bad is it?”

[roleplaymmemes]

Anonymously send me '+' and a question and my muse has to answer honestly no matter how uncomfortable it makes them

[littlemiss-rachelb]

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