idk why im here

I like to drink and i need to lose 20 pounds Sorry-

[one-bad-dragon]

[artofephemera]

Our ‘almost’ will always haunt me.

six word story #29 (m.f.)   (via christiichili)

[sienfueg0s-deactivated20191022]

when you shake up a soda, do you blame the soda for bursting with pressure or the force that shook it?

[nerdgasrnz]

A little louder for the racists in the back

[red-wine-and-galaxies]

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[chaossmagic]

you can preach about slut-shaming all you want, but you can’t deny there’s something very wrong with 13 and 14-year old girls going out in skirts and dresses so short they barely cover their asses and shirts with necklines so low they show off cleave they haven’t got yet, drinking and even smoking and hooking up with guys before they even have a substantial knowledge of how sex and sexual relationships work.

[mrgoldenfold-deactivated2016032]

Thank YOU

[badassgay-blog]

when you wait for the beat to drop before you start throwing snacks at people

[melociraptors]

idk what this is but I love it

[k-irstie]

[lesbianfreyja]

the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu

[violet-nomad-deactivated2018120]

See also:

Blood is thicker than water The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.

Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.

[p-x-m]

I’m always missing you. Always. Even if I’m mad or upset at you. I will always miss you. Always.

(via defeater69)

[aaaaahgrdkfgnkjdrkfjhj-deactiva]

[mundanemagpie-blog]

today i learned that mountain lions meow and it sounds RIDICULOUS

[exotic--insanity-deactivated201]

Awh fredrik, look I laughed my butt off. 😅

[fredrikisonfire-deactivated2015]

Haha, that’s adorible and funny!

[burekevan-deactivated20221028]

Robin Williams’ last lines.

Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb (2014)

[impervious-wit]

If you don’t have respect for how Robin Williams made the whole world smile even though he was fighting a horrendous battle in the darkest pits of hell, then you don’t deserve my time.

[alsocalledhawkeye]

Scientific/psychological fact for you fine Tumblr folks:

Recent studies on depression report that folks diagnosed with depression actually laugh more, laugh louder, and laugh harder than people without depression. People with depression will also spend more time trying to make others laugh, telling jokes, and trying to lighten a mood than people who do not have depression. People with depression tended to be more caring partners, better friends and kinder people than those who were depression free. People with depression actually act the complete opposite of the way you’d think; this is largely why, when people do commit suicide, his or her (or whichever pronoun you like) family and friends “didn’t see it coming” and describe the lost soul as “always happy and smiling”.

So, along with the other symptoms to look out for, take notice of those things. If someone close to you shows all those symptoms, plus the lethargy, apathy, etc, reach out to them.

[kissmeok]

[uncoveredbylove-deactivated2023]

[lambo-san]

can I jusT POINT OUT THE KID IN THE BACK WHO BLATANTLY DIRECTS HIS EYES TO MACS CROTCH